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[fistfullofsteel]

Yep, I will get the most retarded man of the year award this year. I am on a roll. Not that most of you care, but after I got the speech about seizing the moment from Hannibal when being in the presence of a super fine hottie ; I decided to talk to a very very nice looking Brazilian chick with a super ass and legs at the gym. Long story short, we talked for an 1-1.5 hour or so, but the king of morons (which is me so far) wimps out and doesn't ask for her # or sets something up, because I didn't want get torched in front of some really annoying people. It felt like every mother fucking nosey asshole was listening to our conversation and looking at us, probably mostly her. We weren't standing in a highly traffic area either. Still no excuse though, I realize that. I will see her again tomorrow, but I don't know if my chances will be as good as they were the 1st time I talked to her. I felt comfortable being around her and I think she felt the same way but geez what was up with the people around us , damn, can they mind their own business?

BTW, my new name is Frackal2.

 

[Mandinka2]

I work with a few Brazilians Fist and they are all the most loose people I ever met. I bet this chic gives u at least another chance to get up on her ,from what I hear , u might be the cleanest thing she has had in a while. Good luck Bro.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I work with a few Brazilians Fist and they are all the most loose people I ever met. I bet this chic gives u at least another chance to get up on her ,from what I hear , u might be the cleanest thing she has had in a while. Good luck Bro.

Actually I was wondering about the Brazilian wax thingy? I guess they invented that, right? I hate it when women are hairy down there.

Well, she did say see you tomorrow. I don't know if we will run into each other for sure though because she comes in at different times. I also did something else stupid as we were leaving, I asked her why she wasn't with her workout partner, and she asked, "how do you know about her?" and seemed a little annoyed and I said, "well, I always see you working out with her." Supposedly her friend is a model and I have strange feeling that maybe she thinks that I'm talking to her to get to her friend. I have no idea, maybe she thinks I'm a stalker now or something or maybe I'm just over analyzing. Btw, her friend has the most amazing body but her face isn't all that.

 

[WODIN]

Here is the secret fellas:

No matter where you put a lovely young tender on the hottie scale. She sees hereself pretty much the way you see yourself. By this I mean she sees hereself as just another person out in the world. There for if she is talking to you for 1.5 hrs about bullshit its a big red flag that says...ask me out you moron.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Wodin, I am beyond the moron stage. I'm even past the Frackal stage. I'm at the, "Captain, we have found the biggest idiot in the universe stage."

 

[Mandinka2]

Actually I was wondering about the Brazilian wax thingy? I guess they invented that, right? I hate it when women are hairy down there.

Me 2 , but Im not gonna start shavin my ass hair until I meet "the one". I don't wanna haveta shave my ass crack just so I can look pretty for the goddamn poofs in the gym!
Yeah they invented that , I have this one Brazilian friend who I was talkin about on that very subject , not only do they wax ,but some take the trouble to apply tweezers to make sure that there's not even a SINGLE hair anywhere down below. Apparently he caught his girlfriend pluckin out tiny hairs out of her asshole and stayed to watch one day. Mad culture.

Well, she did say see you tomorrow. I don't know if we will run into each other though because she comes in at different times. I also did something else stupid as we were leaving, I asked her why she wasn't with her workout partner, and she asked, "how do you know about her.," and seemed a little annoyed and I said, "well, I always see you working out with her." Supposedly her friend is a model and I have strange feeling that maybe she thinks that I'm talking to her to get to her friend. I have no idea, maybe she thinks I'm a stalker now or something or maybe I'm just over analyzing. Btw, her friend has the most amazing body but her face isn't all that.

Dude , you're in , a little jealousy never hurt when it comes to women God knows.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Dude , you're in , a little jealousy never hurt when it comes to women God knows.

If I see her tomorrow and I ask for her number or try to set something up and for some reason she says no then I will be forced to say, "But, Mandinka2 from EF discussion boards said that I'm in. You can't say no to me."

 

[Mandinka2]

If I see her tomorrow and I ask for her number or try to set something up and for some reason she says no then I will be forced to say, "But, Mandinka2 from EF discussion boards said that I'm in. You can't say no to me."

Yeah and you can even tell her that Im kinda ugly but still interested in her friend. That'll really get her juices flowin! Personally I think you should cut the bullshit (phone numbers) and make with the sale like Wodin said you already got the heads up. Brazilians aren't so used to all this foreplay stuff...don't confuse 'em.

 

[WODIN]

Next time you see her open with this. I really enjoyed talking to you the other day and would love to grab lunch or coffee with you and get to know each other better.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Next time you see her open with this. I really enjoyed talking to you the other day and would love to grab lunch or coffee with you and get to know each other better.

She isn't available for lunch because of her job. I like everything else though, very nicely worded.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Next time you see her open with this. I really enjoyed talking to you the other day and would love to grab lunch or coffee with you and get to know each other better.

That is the best line out there, considering the situation.

If the conversation went well the first time, you just set yourself up for her to say "YES" to you the second time. Just ask her out for dinner instead.

 

[Lumberg]

geez you even got gay guys giving you advice LOL! and good advice too!

take their advice bro, go for it, the more you ruminate about it the more nervous you'll be, it's just suck

hash it out asap then if she says no you can move on

 

[Bullit]

I really hope this turns into a "bank chick.. redemption" type thread.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I really hope this turns into a "bank chick.. redemption" type thread.

NOBODY talks about me and DoseOfTruth in the same sentence. This is war!!!!