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Which one is PM's?
FertileMonkey Appreciation thread
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Which one is PM's?
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calveless wonder
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the one on the bottom left throwing up 2 middle fingers
olololololololo
MichaelScott
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good stuff
doh!
good thread
Pat_McCrotch
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Hy PM if ya need anything let me know. You know Im fucking with ya.
Pat_McCrotch
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So I guess I am one of the onlies here that appreiate PM?
Pat_McCrotch
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Lmao!!!!!!!!@ceo
Pat_McCrotch
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Just some fatherly advice....dont take the baby to hooters. It causes confusion and alls they wanna do is feed.
Pat_McCrotch
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WTF this is a funny as thread!!! Why the fuck does a facebook vs myspace thread get more hits??????
Beachboy6294
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That is some of the funniest shirts I've ever seen!!
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Beachboy6294 said:
Agreed!!!!!
C'mon..... fertilemonkey. Thast some funny shit. this is humor you can't teach. it just comes and you gotta write that shit down.
lol@fertilemonkey
You nailed it though, I'm dealing with my third pregnancy. First one was on the pill, apparently her old ass doctor had her on something that made it like only 70% effective. I actually cared about this girl, only one I've loved. I wanted the kid at the time, she was very anti-kid. We were both young. She decided on abortion. Second one got knocked up after taking plan-b (morning after pill). I thought to myself there was no way this could happen, I went to the hospital with her so I know she took that pill. I figured it must be someone else's, as her and I weren't dating. But sure enough once that first ultra sound was done there in the top left hand corner was the conception date, it matched the night we were together. I was able to manipulate that one. Onto number three now, I need to get fixed.
Edit: Second one was depo shot. Fuck I was tired last night. Still tired. We were together over a holiday weekend, thats how I was able to remember the date so well. The plan-b one was a different situation, it seems to work.
You nailed it though, I'm dealing with my third pregnancy. First one was on the pill, apparently her old ass doctor had her on something that made it like only 70% effective. I actually cared about this girl, only one I've loved. I wanted the kid at the time, she was very anti-kid. We were both young. She decided on abortion. Second one got knocked up after taking plan-b (morning after pill). I thought to myself there was no way this could happen, I went to the hospital with her so I know she took that pill. I figured it must be someone else's, as her and I weren't dating. But sure enough once that first ultra sound was done there in the top left hand corner was the conception date, it matched the night we were together. I was able to manipulate that one. Onto number three now, I need to get fixed.
Edit: Second one was depo shot. Fuck I was tired last night. Still tired. We were together over a holiday weekend, thats how I was able to remember the date so well. The plan-b one was a different situation, it seems to work.
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Is there anything I can take to kill my sperm? I'll drink bleach if I have to.
calveless wonder
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PuddleMonkey said:
wait, you HAVE a kid?
Beachboy6294
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Pat_McCrotch said:
Oh crap I didn't know about puddle when I read this thread and looked at the shirts! It's even funnier now! lol
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PuddleMonkey said:
You gotta get fixed. it s a day surgery. Only hurts for a few days and no way ou can knock a girl up.
Pat_McCrotch
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Thats why I made this thread to support our fertile EF peeps.
Shit finally up to three pages. I may break a personal thread record here. Maybe I can pull an Alcatraz and post often in my own thread.
Shit finally up to three pages. I may break a personal thread record here. Maybe I can pull an Alcatraz and post often in my own thread.
Beachboy6294
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Pat_McCrotch said:
calveless wonder said:
No, by manipulate her I meant get her to abort. Told her that we weren't ready, and that we should wait a couple more years until we're more stable, then we could have kids. I dumped her shortly after.
calveless wonder
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dude, lololol.
3 is the unlucky one!!!
i can't believe you've aborted 2 little puddles already.
that didnt teach you a fuckin lesson dude?
i would have a rubber on my penis at all times if that happened to me.
you're my brosky and i felt really bad at first but shit man...you only get so many chances
3 is the unlucky one!!!
i can't believe you've aborted 2 little puddles already.
that didnt teach you a fuckin lesson dude?
i would have a rubber on my penis at all times if that happened to me.
you're my brosky and i felt really bad at first but shit man...you only get so many chances
calveless wonder
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i can't wait till this kid comes out black
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SaladFork
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+1 for PM! We all 
him! (no homo)
him! (no homo)
calveless wonder said:
That would rule!
Beachboy6294
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SaladFork said:+1 for PM! We all
+2 you better start that college fund right now
Pat_McCrotch
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Is there a chance its not yours? Is she fucking anyone else? Is she gunna keep it? or do you deep down inside love her and kinda want to be a daddy ape?
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jerseyrugger76
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PuddleMonkey said:
I think I remember reading that regular doses of Test should be enough to render you sterile. Maybe 250mgs every week or two something like that.
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