Feminine hygiene product TV commercials...are these REALLY necessary???

[IvanOffelitch]

These commercials friggin' disgust me...and WHY do they INSIST on airing them during dinner time???

So there I am, trying to enjoy a nice bowl of clam chowder (New England style, of course) when all of a sudden some hoser starts flapping her chewhole on the `toob..."I've found a new treatment for yeast infections...now, instead of taking medicine for a week, I can clear it up in just 3 days!?"

That's just what I wanted to hear...poor ol' Sally Jane Rottencrotch lamenting because she's got a loaf of sourdough baking between her knees.

Gee, thanks for the visual lady...now I'll never be able to look at New England clam chowder the same again.

Do mothers not pass this info along to their daughters these days?...don't they run print ads in all the women's magazines?...is it REALLY necessary to air this on the `toob?

I think it's a subtle feminist plot. You don't see TV commercials with BillyBob Brubaker telling all the world about his case of bag funk do you?

Something needs to be done about this.

Send letters to your congressmen.

Send letters to the TV stations.

Anyone know how to summon Powdered Toast Man?

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Eat her out and get thrush. Yum yum.

I don't care. Really.

If you want to cure her naturally, use yogurt. Or microflora caps. Whichever cures your itch.

 

[jeremys]

LOL so fucking true!!

 

[Yarg!]

What and YOU dont get yeast infections? I mean.....

 

[Big Jroy]

My favorite is when you're drinking a V8 and a commercial comes on where a girl is talking about the mental anguish she sustained as a result of her maxi leaking around the edges. Then suddenly, from out of nowhere, you discover a pubic hair floating in your drink

 

[Sigmund Roid]

I like the diaper ads for old people also
"I can laugh without pissing my pants, I am soooo happy now"

 

[TC2]

No worse than the fucked up toilet paper commercials that zoom in on on all the peoples assholes. I cant remember the brand, but they kept showing people in skin tight clothes.

 

[Lift Chief]

Great post. Kudos.