F'd up my daily routine

[notoriousQQ]

So, I go downstairs to the bathroom in the corner, the small one with a sink and toilet and locking door, where I can sit and take care of business, if you are picking up what I'm leaving behind, and play a couple of video games on my mobile phone while on company time.

As I lift the seat to the toilet, I realize that it looks like a bunch of renegade midgets had been riding hershey bars in a surfing contest in the toilet bowl so I was unfortunately unable to run like clockwork today.

Everything just seems a little off now.