fbi knock my door

[freaking A]

i open it and say howzit what you like? they show me a box and i say it not mine. they say it is. i tell them for shut up, cuz they lie like bitches. i grab da box, and try for kick em as far as i can, cuz they pissed me off. one of da agents went for grab my wrists to cuff me...i wouldn't let him. i punched that fuck right in the face, and then kicked the other on da side of his head before he get time to react. both fuckers went down. i grab some money and my keys and leave. what can i do now?

 

[Obnoxious White Guy]

wake up

 

[HappyScrappy]

wow... that was beautiful.

 

[freaking A]

ay you like me for kick your ass too? i got serious problems and all you can do is tell me for wake up. i not sleeping. i awake. i got serious problems that i should not have.

 

[Y_lifter]

Next time just yell

DAVES NOT HERE

 

[naturally anabolic]

if your from canada how can fbi knock on your door?

 

[freaking A]

who dave? i don't know no dave. why cant you guys try for help me for serious kine???

 

[the nature boy]

Next time just yell

DAVES NOT HERE

lmao!!

No man, this is dave!!!

 

[freaking A]

naturally anabolic....i got some serious trouble with da fbi. i not stupid, so i don't tell where i really am or am from cuz those fucks are out for get me. i like for fuck da canuck hoes, so i like for use da maple leaf flag to represent da canuck hoes i like for fuck

any persons got real advice for help me out? i really need serious help!

 

[saint808]

i think the only way out is suicide... don't let them take you alive.