Favorite movie quote?

[gettinlarger]

Al Bundy to a fat lady who was trying on shoes in his store.
Fat Lady: Do these shoes make me look fat.
Al Bundy: No, It's the fat... that makes you look fat.

Nice "movie" quote ...

 

[Silverback316]

From Debbie Does Dallas 34

(doorbell rings)- (debbie answers door in panties and bra)

Debbie " Oh hi there sir are you hear to unclog the pipe"

Plumber " yes mam I just have to stick this snake in there and it should fix the problem"

Scene breaks away to Debbie giving the plumber head

 

[gymrat]

The Program

"lets put the women and childern to bed and go looking for fucking dinner"

"Looks like you lost your bonnet baby"

 

[Juice Moose]

OOOOOHHHHH STIFFLERS MOM!!!!!

 

[DBCooper]

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum. Rowdy Piper. This here'll make you a sexual tyranisaurous(Sp) rex just like me! Jesse the body Ventura . If you can't get your weak ass on the board keep your hands off! The little note on the board at WSB by Louis Simmons. I'm going to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you! Full Metal Jacket.

 

[powerforward]

you tell em i'm coming, and hell's coming with me!

 

[gmanlax7]

How da ya like DEM apples !??!?!??! How da ya like DEM apples !??!?!??!

 

[gymrat]

How da ya like DEM apples !??!?!??! How da ya like DEM apples !??!?!??!

"you like apples?"

 

[Paulos]

Conan...What is Best in Life?

To Crush your Enemies, to see them Driven Before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[TNH]

Pacino, heat - stop wasting my MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME!
(anything from Pacino is good).

Clint, Unforgiven - I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.

Any line from "Meet the Parents"