favorite lil wayne line

[bobby716]

self explanatory .. what is your favorite line from weezy ?? if you think he sucks thats cool no need to express it here .. not a huge fan myself but some of his lines are just nuts



And she say I got that great sex
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex
'Cause you don't want that late text
That "I think I'm late," text
Eh heh, so wrap it up

 

[binö]

i'm the shit, i leave stains everywhere i sit

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I am bad ass, bad ass, bad ass, I spit the mic cause I don't know how to speak right so I send that spit all over the mic right, you all get me tight, tight I say like a close nit bite like, of smack, coke and hash right, like I spit the mic right, Word my boyz

 

[digimon7068]

a flat line on his cardiac monitor??

 

[Razorguns]

i'm richer than you all so fuck you all!

r

 

[captainahole]

I remember in the 70's he was on the Dean Martin show. We all know the level of humour he has and he did as well. So he decided to tell this joke. Think of it in his voice and you will get a hell of a chuckle from it.

"One day I heard a knock on the door, so I answered it. There was a guy with a telegram.
I said to him. He I've never had a singing telegram before. Go ahead and sing it.
He replied" I don't think I should"
I replied "sing it"
Again he says I really don't think I should.
I said sing it.
He pauses stomps his feet.
thump thump thump

"Your sister Rose is dead"

I have never forgotten it. It was just a roar coming from him.

 

[binö]

I remember in the 70's he was on the Dean Martin show. We all know the level of humour he has and he did as well. So he decided to tell this joke. Think of it in his voice and you will get a hell of a chuckle from it.

"One day I heard a knock on the door, so I answered it. There was a guy with a telegram.
I said to him. He I've never had a singing telegram before. Go ahead and sing it.
He replied" I don't think I should"
I replied "sing it"
Again he says I really don't think I should.
I said sing it.
He pauses stomps his feet.
thump thump thump

"Your sister Rose is dead"

I have never forgotten it. It was just a roar coming from him.

lol, lil wayne was born in 1983 i think

 

[Lambruh]

wobble d wobble waa wobble d wobble waa wobble d wobble

 

[binö]

wobble d wobble waa wobble d wobble waa wobble d wobble

daniel son can never take out miagi

 

[Lambruh]

haha i remember seeing that interview with Gillie, I just used that line on someone the other day:

"since when has it been coo for Danielson to disrespect Mr. Miyagi"


LOL

 

[binö]

daniel son can never take out miagi

lambruh i'm sure you've seen this
lol cracks me up watched it multiple times

 

[captainahole]

lol, lil wayne was born in 1983 i think

oops who's little wayne.lol

 

[lockdownd7]

Weezy is a pretty weak rapper, but he hits on something hot every now and then. "Put some keys on that bitch" (off Drought 3) comes to mind as pretty damn nice:

How Come Every Bad Bitch With A Pussy Wanna F**k Him'
But I Just Feed Em' Drugs And Just Watch Em' F**k Each Other
My Neck Was 100 And My Wrist Was Another
And Make Her Pussy Wet I Leave That Bitch With A Puddle
I'm A Beast I'm A Dog I Should Rap Wit A Muzzle
Peyton Manning Flow I Just Go No Huddle
Baby Girl Gettin Straight Dick No Cuddle
You Know I'm Out This World
I Just Brought A Space Shuttle
I'ma Put Some D's On That Bitch

The whole song is good stuff.