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awittyusername
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I didn't kill the white bitch.
tinytank
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tinytank said:
a few more.. lol
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Redshoteye
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"Hiiiii everybodyy...."
"Hi Dr Nick"
"Hi Dr Nick"
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made
me want to retch.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made
me want to retch.
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
All: Remember the stars
you loved yesterday.
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crash,
Or face lift gone wrong?
No, they're right here in Branson,
and singing this song!
Charo: My name is Charo,
I shake my maracas.
Mr. T: Remember me, fool?
I was B. A. Baracus.
All: We're the performers you thought were dead,
Like Bonnie Franklin and Adrian Zmed.
Branson's the place we can always be found,
They took Nick at Nite, and made it a town!
Ray Jay Johnson: You can call me "Ray",
Or you can call me "Jay".
Just don't call me "washed up",
I do three shows a day!
Charlie Callas: Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground,
Yes, I'm still alive and I'm making my sounds!
All: So sit back, relax and watch our review,
Yakov Smirnoff: In Soviet Union, review watches you!
you loved yesterday.
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crash,
Or face lift gone wrong?
No, they're right here in Branson,
and singing this song!
Charo: My name is Charo,
I shake my maracas.
Mr. T: Remember me, fool?
I was B. A. Baracus.
All: We're the performers you thought were dead,
Like Bonnie Franklin and Adrian Zmed.
Branson's the place we can always be found,
They took Nick at Nite, and made it a town!
Ray Jay Johnson: You can call me "Ray",
Or you can call me "Jay".
Just don't call me "washed up",
I do three shows a day!
Charlie Callas: Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground,
Yes, I'm still alive and I'm making my sounds!
All: So sit back, relax and watch our review,
Yakov Smirnoff: In Soviet Union, review watches you!
hotzie
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Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such...
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such...
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