fat

[Deus Ex Machina]

kfc menu

2 chicken breasts
1 leg
mashed potatoes
wedge fries
biscuit
cherry pepsi


score!!!

 

[string_bean00]

That's going to go straight to your ass, fatty.

 

[jerkbox]

gimme gimme gimme....



it's ok. i indulged in some Ritas today

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

That's going to go straight to your ass, fatty.

i'm 5'8" 364 lbs, so it will go to my neck first, then work its way down

 

[f.b.i.]

i'm 5'6" 389 pounds

 

[string_bean00]

i'm 5'8" 364 lbs, so it will go to my neck first, then work its way down

lmao

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i'm 5'8" 364 lbs, so it will go to my neck first, then work its way down

can I nibble on your ankles?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yeah, i'm fat. what's your point?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

can I nibble on your ankles?

i don't have ankles anymore. i'm so fat i have thankles: thigh ankles

i basically skipped the cankles stage and was promoted to thankles.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i don't have ankles anymore. i'm so fat i have thankles: thigh ankles

i basically skipped the cankles stage and was promoted to thankles.

then can I have some thankle for soup stock?

 

[SoreArms]

keep it up tubby

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

although my feelings are coated in a thick myelin sheath, your pithy attacks are like miniature warheads eroding my only defense. i've been teased too long for being fat. it's not my fault. i blame it all on fast food chains and george w. bush.

i want the federal government to intervene, to take care of me, and i want other people to pay for my liposuction and medical treatments.

thanks.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'm playing James Taylor's "You Got a Friend" for you right now

 

[SoreArms]

I only do this becasue I care

 

[Mr. dB]

i don't have ankles anymore. i'm so fat i have thankles: thigh ankles

i basically skipped the cankles stage and was promoted to thankles.

Do you have a gunt?