Fat people WTF

[theoak01]

Im not talking like a few extra pounds or even moderatley obesse,Im talking huge fat fucking fuckers.

my supervisor at work is easily 350+ just a nasty fucker and christ he fucking stinks it smells like dry cat food and shit.
anyway the end of shift comes and this dink is too fat and lazy to walk to the office to fax the reports and he just hops right in my car which I just fucking detailed inside and out and is like ok lets goto the office,doesnt ask or anything.

im pissy but whatever Im not gonna argue because this prick holds grudges, on the way there I had to roll my fricken window down he smelled so bad I almost barfed,and now my fucking clean car smells like that shit,so Ive got to shampoo the seats again, mother fucker.

this is just the icing on the cake,the fat cunt was leaning against it when I showed up on shift and put a small dent in it then tried to joke about it.

I want to slit his throat

 

[2dagym]

That sucks really bad!! Sorry to hear.

 

[theoak01]

ya it sucks the mutts nuts as my bro tinytank would say.

I should actually appologize and prob reword this as him being fat has nothing to do with him being a slob and having no respect for my property, he is just a moron and I use peoples weaknesses against them when im pissed

 

[Gymgurl]

Are you still drunk?

 

[theoak01]

i never was lol just tired,ive been up since 2 or 3 yesterday afternoon i forget which

 

[Ozz2001]

I want to slit his throat


Just Do It!

 

[theoak01]

I think ill just get him fired and take his job instead

 

[Gymgurl]

Just kick his ass

 

[Ozz2001]

I think ill just get him fired and take his job instead

For oak to acorn in 30seconds lol.......

 

[SC4EVA]

There is someone like that here at work - whats weird is he NEVER eats at work- Can only imagine the massive amounts of food that eats at home

 

[Whiskey]

One of the van drivers for the railroad in St. Louis is so fat, his calves are splitting open. THAT SMELLS BAD. We'll be at a stop light and he'll adjust the bandages or something and it just gets worse!!

I feel for ya orb, I DO know what you are talking about

Whiskey

 

[SC4EVA]

How the F does that happen?!??

 

[JayC9]

Put your key down the side of his car, its bad karma but you'll feel much better.

 

[Whiskey]

what? the skin split open? When people are Uber fat, the skin can't stretch anymore and it splits open. You should have watched the show 1000lb man on either the discovery channel or learning channel... one or the other.

That fat ass's bed was soaked with fluid draining out of him "barf"

Whiskey

 

[hamstershaver]

lol at someone so fat they lean against a car and dent it, thats priceless

 

[dullboy]

dullboy is tired of subsidizing all the fatties.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

buy a sword in case he touches your car again

 

[SheDragon]

Im not talking like a few extra pounds or even moderatley obesse,Im talking huge fat fucking fuckers.

my supervisor at work is easily 350+ just a nasty fucker and christ he fucking stinks it smells like dry cat food and shit.
anyway the end of shift comes and this dink is too fat and lazy to walk to the office to fax the reports and he just hops right in my car which I just fucking detailed inside and out and is like ok lets goto the office,doesnt ask or anything.

im pissy but whatever Im not gonna argue because this prick holds grudges, on the way there I had to roll my fricken window down he smelled so bad I almost barfed,and now my fucking clean car smells like that shit,so Ive got to shampoo the seats again, mother fucker.

this is just the icing on the cake,the fat cunt was leaning against it when I showed up on shift and put a small dent in it then tried to joke about it.

I want to slit his throat

thats gross.. talk about not having manners.. and the fact that he thought it was funny is just shameless.. im sorry you have to put up with him and to top it off as his employee too!

 

[jdevlin1985]

Im not talking like a few extra pounds or even moderatley obesse,Im talking huge fat fucking fuckers.

my supervisor at work is easily 350+ just a nasty fucker and christ he fucking stinks it smells like dry cat food and shit.
anyway the end of shift comes and this dink is too fat and lazy to walk to the office to fax the reports and he just hops right in my car which I just fucking detailed inside and out and is like ok lets goto the office,doesnt ask or anything.

im pissy but whatever Im not gonna argue because this prick holds grudges, on the way there I had to roll my fricken window down he smelled so bad I almost barfed,and now my fucking clean car smells like that shit,so Ive got to shampoo the seats again, mother fucker.

this is just the icing on the cake,the fat cunt was leaning against it when I showed up on shift and put a small dent in it then tried to joke about it.

I want to slit his throat

Marvellous! Just bloody marvellous!

 

[javaguru]

Everyone knows fat people are lazy and stupid.....

 

[WhiteCastle]

Im not talking like a few extra pounds or even moderatley obesse,Im talking huge fat fucking fuckers.

my supervisor at work is easily 350+ just a nasty fucker and christ he fucking stinks it smells like dry cat food and shit.
anyway the end of shift comes and this dink is too fat and lazy to walk to the office to fax the reports and he just hops right in my car which I just fucking detailed inside and out and is like ok lets goto the office,doesnt ask or anything.

im pissy but whatever Im not gonna argue because this prick holds grudges, on the way there I had to roll my fricken window down he smelled so bad I almost barfed,and now my fucking clean car smells like that shit,so Ive got to shampoo the seats again, mother fucker.

this is just the icing on the cake,the fat cunt was leaning against it when I showed up on shift and put a small dent in it then tried to joke about it.

I want to slit his throat

LOL! You sound PISSED! Do people like that just wake up one day looking like that????!!!!! I mean, there has to be a point in ones life where one looks at ones self and realizes that something is going BAD wrong! LOL!

Go buy a suction cup from autozone or something like that and it SHOULD pull the dent out of your car........

 

[Ilovetolift]

Give him some chocolates FILLED with laxatives, and then occupy all of the bathrooms, when he shits his pants, he'll be fired. You can thank me later.

 

[theoak01]

LOL! You sound PISSED! Do people like that just wake up one day looking like that????!!!!! I mean, there has to be a point in ones life where one looks at ones self and realizes that something is going BAD wrong! LOL!

Go buy a suction cup from autozone or something like that and it SHOULD pull the dent out of your car........

i could but the point is he should be paying to get it fixed yet he finds it funny,thats pisses me off,and makes work life even more stressed, the shit talking that went on is bad enough when he somehow found out I make as much as him,but now it seems he is out to get me

 

[HiDnGoD]

i could but the point is he should be paying to get it fixed yet he finds it funny,thats pisses me off,and makes work life even more stressed, the shit talking that went on is bad enough when he somehow found out I make as much as him,but now it seems he is out to get me

He's just an asshole. Funny, I've only seen this attitude from fat guys, never fat ladies. Send him down to Snedden(sp).

 

[EnderJE]

You could kick his ass, but your foot would just bounce off.

 

[SheDragon]

You could kick his ass, but your foot would just bounce off.

on the contrary.. i think his foot would prob get stuck

 

[EnderJE]

on the contrary.. i think his foot would prob get stuck

True. Well, if he ever needed a comfy couch...

 

[SheDragon]

True. Well, if he ever needed a comfy couch...

HA HA HA...

 

[EnderJE]

HA HA HA...

Let me tell you about this time when I was back in HS and got really really drunk with this fat chick....

 

[Dry Muscle]

Put your key down the side of his car, its bad karma but you'll feel much better.

I was going to say..lol...see if he likes it when you joke about it.

 

[biteme]

Im not talking like a few extra pounds or even moderatley obesse,Im talking huge fat fucking fuckers.

my supervisor at work is easily 350+ just a nasty fucker and christ he fucking stinks it smells like dry cat food and shit.
anyway the end of shift comes and this dink is too fat and lazy to walk to the office to fax the reports and he just hops right in my car which I just fucking detailed inside and out and is like ok lets goto the office,doesnt ask or anything.

im pissy but whatever Im not gonna argue because this prick holds grudges, on the way there I had to roll my fricken window down he smelled so bad I almost barfed,and now my fucking clean car smells like that shit,so Ive got to shampoo the seats again, mother fucker.

this is just the icing on the cake,the fat cunt was leaning against it when I showed up on shift and put a small dent in it then tried to joke about it.

I want to slit his throat

Co workers. Ahhh. Aren't they lovely? LOL. I could tell you so many stories. It's a wonder I haven't killed anybody.

 

[theoak01]

He's just an asshole. Funny, I've only seen this attitude from fat guys, never fat ladies. Send him down to Snedden(sp).

he is gettin close to making the trip trust me,if he had a car id burn it,thats how much i dislike ignorant people