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FANTOM Undercover....Blaster the Squirrel Update!!!
Many of you may recall the infamous story of Blaster the Squirrel...and the horrors that BigTruck put him through..mentally, physically and sexually. In case any of you were not here to see and hear about the drug and sexual abuse.. I suggest you read these threads first...
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Arc...000/008006.html
and this
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Arc...000/008114.html
and this
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Arc...000/008175.html
Now, being the good guy that I am I decided to see if I could track down old Blaster and see how he was doing. I felt that these alleged "Suicide Pics" that BigTruck posted were phony...... you be the judge.. Here is the the pic
I felt that this was a set up to keep me off the trail....Being the hard nosed undercover investigator that I am..... I decided to try and track down BigTruck first...I knew if anyone knew where Blaster was...it would be BigTruck.
I was hoping that BigTruck wouldn't be at one of his local hangouts.....(Gay Bars, Tranvestite Clubs etc) As I would have to send in MP5 to do the scouting for me... For once Fantom was stumped.. So I turned to a trusted member of this board...Wodin. He told me he didn't know where Bigtruck or Blaster were..but maybe his "Harem" could point me in the right direction. So he introduced me to his "Love Bitches" as he called them... and here they are.....
At least it was nice to see that Wodin likes younger women...Anyway..they were happy to point me in the right direction... it was funny though..the one pictured in the upper left hand corner kept saying "Please tell me your a Top"? Needless to say..she was the ugliest one of Wodin's "Love Bitches".. Very strange...
So the "Love Bitches" told me to meet this Hot Chick who may have some info for me.....
Hotchick had some big breasts and some fine thighs....... if I had time I would of ate that up...... but my duty to my friend Blaster calls....
Hotchick told me that she knew that BigTruck had hit rock bottom..a blazing redneck alcoholic. She would exhcange the information if I could find her a Big "Cock". After seeing me naked.... I got the information from here quite easily...COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found out BigTrucks hang out and staked the place out.......
How come I was not suprised he bought his beer here?? I wasn't sure if Bigtruck would be around until I saw this in the parking lot.....
And I knew BigTruck was not far away... He always tried to use the least conspicous type of cars.......
After a while I got tired of waiting... so I walked around the back of the liquor store (yes, I went to the Bunghole of the store) and low and behold...who do I find sitting in the back of the store...BigTruck himself!!!! The look on his face was priceless when he saw me...
After he got done cleaning himself off and changing his Fruit of the Loom underwear after shitting himself (well, actually he just turned it inside out) I simply asked him were Blaster was. He didnt' even try to lie....... "I only had consenual sex with him, he wanted it" I kicked him in the balls and he replied "Thank you sir, may I have another" Ok so that tactic wasn't gonna work.. I then told him if he didn't tell me were Blaster was.. I would make him come to Elite Fitness and read all of RyanH's posts.....
"1414 Walnut Tree Ln...... upper apartment"
Good day you buttclown.
As I walked up the ladder to Blaster's apartment, I could see my old friend laying on the porch getting some sun and having a smoke..
"Blaster" "Fantom" the reunion was very emotional as I had helped him through many hard times in the past..
We talked about things that are going on at Elite as he is out of the mix.... "RyanH is a moderator??? Hell and a Hand Basket"
We then got serious and Blaster explained that after BigTruck had used him for sex..he became very depressed and hit the booze hard...
And sometimes drinking 2 fisted.........
I asked him how he managed to stay alive all this time...as BigTruck had contract on his life...... He told me of two of his friends that were not to be messed with... first his cousin..Peter the Prairie Dog...whom by the way...is a good friend of Havoc's.... I wonder why???
But more so because of his bodyguard. Billy the Bunny...I almost fell outta the tree when he told me a "Bunny" was his bodyguard..until I saw this... Billy the Bunny in action...
I asked how he was doing now...and he told me that he had quit the booze and joined the military.. I was shocked.. He told me that he had been training very hard and scored number one in his group in physical fitness
And number 1 in scouting...
He got a real serious look in his eye and told me.."Fantom..I have taken my country forgranted...Everyday I bitch and moan about how it is going to hell..about how much taxes I have to pay, about the price of nuts...and then the World Trade Center was hit..... It opened my eyes... it made me see that I live in the best damn Country that has ever been in Civilized history. How did we get to be the best Country ever??? By fighting for "HER" , by fighting for Old Glory...by fighting for America...by fighting for FREEDOM So I joined the military Fantom...I'm going to do what my foresquirrels had done before me...and that is fight for our way of life..even if it means dying.... and I will always be thankfull that I was born in America"
He then told me that he is going on a secret mission to the middle east but couldn't really tell me where or what he is doing.....Being that I know Blaster..... I asked him if it had anything to do with Bin Laden...to which my true friend replied.."Lets just say that this will be the last thing Bin Laden see's"
Needless to say I was very proud of my buddy...I wished him well and told him to get ahold of me after his mission....even though we both know he probably wouldn't make it back......With tears in my eyes (I don't know if it was from the sadness of losing my best friend, or for the fact that I was so proud of him) I climbed down the ladder. As I gave him a final wave goodbye... I could here him start to sing a familiar song............... oh the words were lovely and they could only be sung like Blaster..... the last words I heard Blaster singing were................ AND THE HOME....OF THE BRAVE
God Bless you Blaster... and the Boys.......
Many of you may recall the infamous story of Blaster the Squirrel...and the horrors that BigTruck put him through..mentally, physically and sexually. In case any of you were not here to see and hear about the drug and sexual abuse.. I suggest you read these threads first...
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Arc...000/008006.html
and this
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Arc...000/008114.html
and this
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Arc...000/008175.html
Now, being the good guy that I am I decided to see if I could track down old Blaster and see how he was doing. I felt that these alleged "Suicide Pics" that BigTruck posted were phony...... you be the judge.. Here is the the pic
I felt that this was a set up to keep me off the trail....Being the hard nosed undercover investigator that I am..... I decided to try and track down BigTruck first...I knew if anyone knew where Blaster was...it would be BigTruck.
I was hoping that BigTruck wouldn't be at one of his local hangouts.....(Gay Bars, Tranvestite Clubs etc) As I would have to send in MP5 to do the scouting for me... For once Fantom was stumped.. So I turned to a trusted member of this board...Wodin. He told me he didn't know where Bigtruck or Blaster were..but maybe his "Harem" could point me in the right direction. So he introduced me to his "Love Bitches" as he called them... and here they are.....
At least it was nice to see that Wodin likes younger women...Anyway..they were happy to point me in the right direction... it was funny though..the one pictured in the upper left hand corner kept saying "Please tell me your a Top"? Needless to say..she was the ugliest one of Wodin's "Love Bitches".. Very strange...
So the "Love Bitches" told me to meet this Hot Chick who may have some info for me.....
Hotchick had some big breasts and some fine thighs....... if I had time I would of ate that up...... but my duty to my friend Blaster calls....
Hotchick told me that she knew that BigTruck had hit rock bottom..a blazing redneck alcoholic. She would exhcange the information if I could find her a Big "Cock". After seeing me naked.... I got the information from here quite easily...COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found out BigTrucks hang out and staked the place out.......
How come I was not suprised he bought his beer here?? I wasn't sure if Bigtruck would be around until I saw this in the parking lot.....
And I knew BigTruck was not far away... He always tried to use the least conspicous type of cars.......
After a while I got tired of waiting... so I walked around the back of the liquor store (yes, I went to the Bunghole of the store) and low and behold...who do I find sitting in the back of the store...BigTruck himself!!!! The look on his face was priceless when he saw me...
After he got done cleaning himself off and changing his Fruit of the Loom underwear after shitting himself (well, actually he just turned it inside out) I simply asked him were Blaster was. He didnt' even try to lie....... "I only had consenual sex with him, he wanted it" I kicked him in the balls and he replied "Thank you sir, may I have another" Ok so that tactic wasn't gonna work.. I then told him if he didn't tell me were Blaster was.. I would make him come to Elite Fitness and read all of RyanH's posts.....
"1414 Walnut Tree Ln...... upper apartment"
Good day you buttclown.
As I walked up the ladder to Blaster's apartment, I could see my old friend laying on the porch getting some sun and having a smoke..
"Blaster" "Fantom" the reunion was very emotional as I had helped him through many hard times in the past..
We talked about things that are going on at Elite as he is out of the mix.... "RyanH is a moderator??? Hell and a Hand Basket"
We then got serious and Blaster explained that after BigTruck had used him for sex..he became very depressed and hit the booze hard...
And sometimes drinking 2 fisted.........
I asked him how he managed to stay alive all this time...as BigTruck had contract on his life...... He told me of two of his friends that were not to be messed with... first his cousin..Peter the Prairie Dog...whom by the way...is a good friend of Havoc's.... I wonder why???
But more so because of his bodyguard. Billy the Bunny...I almost fell outta the tree when he told me a "Bunny" was his bodyguard..until I saw this... Billy the Bunny in action...
I asked how he was doing now...and he told me that he had quit the booze and joined the military.. I was shocked.. He told me that he had been training very hard and scored number one in his group in physical fitness
And number 1 in scouting...
He got a real serious look in his eye and told me.."Fantom..I have taken my country forgranted...Everyday I bitch and moan about how it is going to hell..about how much taxes I have to pay, about the price of nuts...and then the World Trade Center was hit..... It opened my eyes... it made me see that I live in the best damn Country that has ever been in Civilized history. How did we get to be the best Country ever??? By fighting for "HER" , by fighting for Old Glory...by fighting for America...by fighting for FREEDOM So I joined the military Fantom...I'm going to do what my foresquirrels had done before me...and that is fight for our way of life..even if it means dying.... and I will always be thankfull that I was born in America"
He then told me that he is going on a secret mission to the middle east but couldn't really tell me where or what he is doing.....Being that I know Blaster..... I asked him if it had anything to do with Bin Laden...to which my true friend replied.."Lets just say that this will be the last thing Bin Laden see's"
Needless to say I was very proud of my buddy...I wished him well and told him to get ahold of me after his mission....even though we both know he probably wouldn't make it back......With tears in my eyes (I don't know if it was from the sadness of losing my best friend, or for the fact that I was so proud of him) I climbed down the ladder. As I gave him a final wave goodbye... I could here him start to sing a familiar song............... oh the words were lovely and they could only be sung like Blaster..... the last words I heard Blaster singing were................ AND THE HOME....OF THE BRAVE
God Bless you Blaster... and the Boys.......
