False Alarm

[frorider6]

Oh boy, I thought I had a megaton bomb loaded into the torpedo bay. So I do the pinch walk into the bathroom just in time to see one of the hairy fatasses saunter into my favorite handicapped stall. Oh well, any port in a storm. So I squeeze into the normal coffin sized stall and sit on the seat designed for any person under 2 feet tall. So, with my knees at eye level, I relax. Oh yeah, this is gonna be good. There's a huge rush of air, much like a leaf blower. PPPPPPPBBBTBTBTBTBTBTBTTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!! Ahhh yes, everyone heard that one! I'm so proud. But then..... NOTHING! No torpedo. No Megaton Warhead. Not even a baby turtle.

So I wipe my ass, not cause I had to since it was just a fart, but I didn't want people to think I was waging war on the sewer aligators and not cleaning the launch tube.

Now I have to sit and wonder? Am I going to miss my late morning appointment?

 

[Peyote Killa]

That was the funniest thing I have read in the last week.

My eyes are watering, too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HumorMe]

These shit threads just keep getting better!

 

[The MN Bulk]

This brings tears to my eyes Sorry to hear about the disappointment Fro

 

[frorider6]

My appointment finally showed up. Of course, since technically it was late, I had to charge for the missed appointment.

 

[Train Harder]

Your almost as funny as that Happy Scrappy guy.(j/k)