F-u-c-k!

[Advaik]

So I'm sitting at my desk and my supervisor comes up to me pushing this paper in front of my face. He asks, "Do you know what this is?" I had no fucking clue and I just dumbly said "no". He then said "I suggest you pack up your possessions and leave or else I will be forced to report your name to relations." I told him again that I had no clue what the paper was. He placed it on my desk and left. I looked over the paper and it was a report from when I was arrested 3 years ago. I can't be fired for doing something 3 years ago can I? I wasnt even an employee there 3 years ago, fuck I wasnt even in the same state 3 years ago how the fuck can they do that?

 

[Paulos]

I'm not sure what to say bro...besides....
















































































OWNED!!!!!

 

[2Thick]

If you lied about it, then you could be fired.

 

[madbomber31]

ya, on your application you get asked about felonies and convictions... if you were just arrested but got off then fuck him hard.... but if you lied he has every right to let ya go.

 

[Canuck4]

Did you lie on your employment application?
Was the arrest anything serious or minor?

 

[Advaik]

My application asked

Have you ever been arrested for a crime:
Check Yes Check No
Explain:

Have you ever been convicted of a felony:
Check Yes Check No
Explain:

I said I was arrested but no convicted of a felony, arson is not a felony is it? All I got was a big fine for it.

 

[madbomber31]

you were convicted, right? it seems that would be a felony...

did you "explain" on your application?

 

[Advaik]

I explained why I was arrested, but I didnt think that it was a felony so I didnt say I was convicted of a felony. I thought I only had to explain if I said yes?

 

[Uh Oh]

Did you explain the arrest? If they knew about it, then they can't say it was withheld information.

 

[Advaik]

Under arrest I wrote "DUI, Arson, and Assault on seperate occasions" for my explaination. There wasnt much room for a large paragraph for why i was arrested so I just wrote down what i was arrested for. I said I was arrested for arson though so wtf?

 

[madbomber31]

that is interesting... what did you burn down? and may i ask why?

 

[Advaik]

I accidently burned down about 15 acres of woods with a moltiv cocktail. I say accidently but it's more because I was a dumbass, meant to burn down a camp of someone I wanted a little revenge on but I didnt know that setting fire to a shack in the middle of dense woods in the middle of a dry season was a dumb idea

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

....you're crazy....

 

[HighIntensity]

you sound like a retard and deserve to be fired, who would want you working for them...

DWI, Arson, assult? what did you expect.

 

[Advaik]

DUI, I didnt have enough alcohol in my for a DWI (Actually I had JUST enough BA ratio to get a DUI. I had one shot of vodka about an hour before I drove. I was pissed, got pulled over for going the speed limit on an open road, but the weather was very bad and he just pulled me over to give me a warning but I was all pissed off about it since I wasnt breaking the law. Ended up giving me a BA test which was enough to put the cuffs on me )

And the asault was because a female friend of mine was getting unwanted attention

Arson... yea it was retarded, but if I had thought it through and was able to burn down just his camp it wouldve been alright. Like my momma always said, it's only wrong if you get caught

 

[Frackal]

Drunk driver are ya....motherfucker

 

[Doktor Bollix]

That sucks. BTW if I was you I wouldn't so much as cross the street without waiting for the Walk Now light, you seem to get caught easy amigo.