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Exploding Bananas and Stage Fright: My MEPS Experience

chefbone

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First off, they put me up in a sweet-ass hotel near Jacobs Field in Downtown Cleveland. Fat as fuck guys. Free meals but expensive beers.
They woke us up at 4am to go to the MEPS. UGH!!!!! :evil:
They checked everything: eyes, ears, joints(no you pot-heads), balance, bloodwork, hernia, hemmorhoids, feet, tatoos, piss test.
Well, they packed us into the bathroom and Mr. Winky didn't want to go. WTF!!!!! I've never had that problem before.
At 11am, they fed us 8in sub sandwichs with 3 slices of paper thin beef, 1 sliced tomato and 3 cups of shredded lettuce. Fuck!!! Good thing I took that banana from the hotel :rolleyes: ! I reach for my back pack, open it and notice the fucker exploded all over. Fuck!!! At least the bag didn't smeel like dirty gym shirts anymore!!! :qt:
Once my waiver goes through in a week or so, I can pick my job. I should be able to get anything I want. My test scores were stellar and I'm in top notch shape so there really should be no reason I can't get the 18X.
:Chef: :tuc:
 
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