Explain women to me

[FISHTALES]

I mean WTF?

 

[Smurfy]

I know, right?

 

[FISHTALES]

I know, right?

for real!

 

[Smurfy]

for real!

straight up!

 

[FISHTALES]

straight up!

stop flirting with me!

 

[Smurfy]

stop flirting with me!

omg!

 

[perkele]

They're like bowling balls.

 

[Smurfy]

They're like bowling balls.

2 in the pink and one in the stink?

 

[FISHTALES]

omg!

lol

 

[perkele]

2 in the pink and one in the stink?

Why not.

 

[Smurfy]

Why not.

I have no objections whatsoever.

 

[stilleto]

i don't understand a lot of things about a lot of people.

 

[FISHTALES]

i don't understand a lot of things about a lot of people.

thats because your a woman....duh

 

[needtogetaas]

they love the cawck.

 

[Mr. dB]

I mean WTF?

They have all these wonderful places on their bodies, but their brains are all ate up with the estrogen poisoning.

 

[bw1]

I mean WTF?

I agree, WTF?

 

[Mr. dB]

Women are our punishment for not being queer.

 

[FISHTALES]

Women are our punishment for not being queer.

your not queer?

 

[biteme]

All I know is that they smell good and I love to fuck the shit out of them.

 

[FISHTALES]

All I know is that they smell good and I love to fuck the shit out of them.

do you decapitate when your finished, or do you make them cook you a big meal?

 

[needtogetaas]

do you decapitate when your finished, or do you make them cook you a big meal?

i cook beter then 90% of most momen.

 

[biteme]

do you decapitate when your finished, or do you make them cook you a big meal?

My diet is so boring, i never even think about it... She was here last week and made eggs so I got a little spoiled. I made some for myself this morning and I never cook so I forgot to turn the burner off and I melted my plastic spatula.

 

[needtogetaas]

My diet is so boring, i never even think about it... She was here last week and made eggs so I got a little spoiled. I made some for myself this morning and I never cook so I forgot to turn the burner off and I melted my plastic spatula.

lol

 

[FISHTALES]

My diet is so boring, i never even think about it... She was here last week and made eggs so I got a little spoiled. I made some for myself this morning and I never cook so I forgot to turn the burner off and I melted my plastic spatula.

I DO THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME, THEN I GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND IM LIKE, WTF IS SO HOT IN HERE

 

[FISHTALES]

woops

 

[PBR]

"Sometimes it proves The Highest Understanding
Not to Understand..."