Excuse for not going to work?

[Evildee]

I didn't go to work today what are some excuses I could use to keep my boss off my back......I work in construction.......thanx

 

[RyanH]

Grandmother is ill and needs you to drive her to the Doctor......with you being the only one near her, you have to drive her.

You're having some personal issues, that you're trying to deal with....problems in your marriage. You'll explain later.

Car won't work....but it was working fine just last night.

Pink eye.

Mono.

Sister threatened to kill herself last night, and you need to be there for her....in her time of need.

 

[WODIN]

Keeping in the spirit of "Jersey"...tell the dumb fuckin bastard to that you had a sever case of the shits and are cramping worse than a she-bitch coming off a test cycle and whose body fat just hit 6% again!...fuckin periods!!!!

 

[moe dank]

"You need to get your priorities straight! Thats right your goddamn priorities" chris tucker, money talks



"I didnt feel like dealing with this bullshit today" it works wonders in every aspect of life.

 

[plifter]

You had a virus that was highly contagious.

 

[Evildee]

thanx everybody........I'm gonna see if one of em works........I might use the "I got the shits" one.....it's realistic being that I just got back from mexico the week before last

 

[WODIN]

DO I KNOW JERSEY OR WHAT!!!! LOL!!!!

 

[Evildee]

That is kind of wierd.......I read something about excuses to give your boss.....It said to use more realistic excuses e.g.....I shit my pants on the way to work or I caught my wife in bed with another guy last nite...shit of that nature.....basically use an excuse that will be sort of embarrassing to say!!.......anyone got anymore maybe?

 

[Latimer]

Tell them your shoes hurt.

 

[Jimsbbc]

your dog ate your only pair of underwear, and you wouldn't feel right without em.