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Nathan

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You know, I've never ever been constipated. That right there is more than enough to make my body far superior to everyone else's, with the exception of babies who are probably a little young to have experienced constipation. However, they surely will experience it soon enough at which time I will immediately become way the fuck better than them too. Actually, I'm much better than babies as well since I can run faster than them and jump higher and all that other good stuff. I'd like to meet a constipation-free baby who can jump really high. I'd totally punch that kid in the junk, thus elevating my status to one of superiority over said jumping baby.
 
Nathan said:
You know, I've never ever been constipated. That right there is more than enough to make my body far superior to everyone else's, with the exception of babies who are probably a little young to have experienced constipation. However, they surely will experience it soon enough at which time I will immediately become way the fuck better than them too. Actually, I'm much better than babies as well since I can run faster than them and jump higher and all that other good stuff. I'd like to meet a constipation-free baby who can jump really high. I'd totally punch that kid in the junk, thus elevating my status to one of superiority over said jumping baby.
i've never been constipated either so i'm at least as better as you are. or perhaps even betterder.
 
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SAGAT said:

i've never been constipated either so i'm at least as better as you are. or perhaps even betterder.

Look, I don't want to fight with you...but I will. BWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
plornive said:
My shitting system is fucked lately. Thanks for making me feel that much more inferior. Asshole.

I find it both amusing and impressive that you have worked out a "system" for all your deficating needs. Kudos to you sir. Kudos.
 
Nathan said:


I find it both amusing and impressive that you have worked out a "system" for all your deficating needs. Kudos to you sir. Kudos.
Perhaps I should write a book.

"Poop on you, and you on Poop!"
 
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Nathan said:


Look, I don't want to fight with you...but I will. BWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
would you be so kind as to not slap me on my right cheek as that is my handsome side. thank you.
 
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