Nathan
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You know, I've never ever been constipated. That right there is more than enough to make my body far superior to everyone else's, with the exception of babies who are probably a little young to have experienced constipation. However, they surely will experience it soon enough at which time I will immediately become way the fuck better than them too. Actually, I'm much better than babies as well since I can run faster than them and jump higher and all that other good stuff. I'd like to meet a constipation-free baby who can jump really high. I'd totally punch that kid in the junk, thus elevating my status to one of superiority over said jumping baby.

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