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lartinos
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This is actually in my profile and I get a lot of good responses from girls. I just don't give a fuck so I started writing down crazy shit and girls love it.
"by the way I am a clingy highmaintance stalker who lasts less than 5 seconds in bed and is afraid of commitment. I am unemployed and very cheap and cuttthroat. I have more debt than probably anyone you know and will need a loan ASAP. I take joy in being condescending and oppose womans rights. I am pro choice though..... they can either make dinner or clean my place first. I speak with a lisp and I have tarets syndrome. I have a GF who is in love with me and need a girl who is cool with a discreet relationship. I have an internet porn addiction and will often leave lists of porn for my girl to download for me. My pictures are all fake as I stole them from another profile. I have never actually left my hometown ever and would consider myself a "townie".
I think violence against women is totally wrong, except when a girl is asking for it.
I like to hit on other women while being with another girl because it helps keep them inline. My ambition in life is to spread my seed at all cost. I hold strippers and prostitutes in high regard as I think they are misunderstood. I like to be very dramatic and play games with anyone that i date. I am mean to animals and my family as well. I think lying is the best way to develop a relationship because it allows you to get what you want. I have many more opinions! Love to me is nothing more than a mental disease and doesn't exist. Woman just need to understand that sports are important me and to never speak when the Jets play. If the food they give is not up to standard they need to realize that if I throw it on the floor it is to better develop them . In this respect and I am a a truly compassionate individual. People need to take my lead to make this a better country. I belong to a racist cult and wear a white robe at all times. I think soap is a man made creation brought on by the devil. We should carry a natural odar as God intended us to have. I have various addictions because it is in my mind the way to live life to the fullest. I am slow to message back and usually forget girls names when we talk on the phone. I am a proponent of leaving the toilet seat up. If a woman has an issue with this that is totally okay. They will simply be banned from using my lavatory. Breaking up is one of my favorite things to do. I enjoy raising my voice and berating people in any situation. Sometimes I wonder with all these great character traits and phony pictures how I still don't have a GF, I'm just ahead of the curb I guess!"
"by the way I am a clingy highmaintance stalker who lasts less than 5 seconds in bed and is afraid of commitment. I am unemployed and very cheap and cuttthroat. I have more debt than probably anyone you know and will need a loan ASAP. I take joy in being condescending and oppose womans rights. I am pro choice though..... they can either make dinner or clean my place first. I speak with a lisp and I have tarets syndrome. I have a GF who is in love with me and need a girl who is cool with a discreet relationship. I have an internet porn addiction and will often leave lists of porn for my girl to download for me. My pictures are all fake as I stole them from another profile. I have never actually left my hometown ever and would consider myself a "townie".
I think violence against women is totally wrong, except when a girl is asking for it.
I like to hit on other women while being with another girl because it helps keep them inline. My ambition in life is to spread my seed at all cost. I hold strippers and prostitutes in high regard as I think they are misunderstood. I like to be very dramatic and play games with anyone that i date. I am mean to animals and my family as well. I think lying is the best way to develop a relationship because it allows you to get what you want. I have many more opinions! Love to me is nothing more than a mental disease and doesn't exist. Woman just need to understand that sports are important me and to never speak when the Jets play. If the food they give is not up to standard they need to realize that if I throw it on the floor it is to better develop them . In this respect and I am a a truly compassionate individual. People need to take my lead to make this a better country. I belong to a racist cult and wear a white robe at all times. I think soap is a man made creation brought on by the devil. We should carry a natural odar as God intended us to have. I have various addictions because it is in my mind the way to live life to the fullest. I am slow to message back and usually forget girls names when we talk on the phone. I am a proponent of leaving the toilet seat up. If a woman has an issue with this that is totally okay. They will simply be banned from using my lavatory. Breaking up is one of my favorite things to do. I enjoy raising my voice and berating people in any situation. Sometimes I wonder with all these great character traits and phony pictures how I still don't have a GF, I'm just ahead of the curb I guess!"
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