What do you call sex with a black man?
Rape.
Why are fat chicks like bricks?
They'll both get laid by Mexicans.
How many people does it take for AAP to get laid?
Five, four to hold down pick3.
You're from OHio?
What color is your mini van?
You're from NJ?
What exit do you live on?
You're from Mississippi?
You speak very well, you should be proud of yourself.