From Zero said:Post pics.
stop it.MrMuscle said:im confused, the last smurfy we had here was a guy.
stop messing with my head.
MrMuscle said:But he was bitchy to as i recall![]()
From Zero said:
What the ..
Stop that.
Smurfy said:
stop calling HANSEL bitchy. he is a nice guy. even though he wont show it![]()
HANSEL said:
well now its bout time I get into this E flirtation session!
Im not bitchy! ITs just when I miss Days of Our Lives I get upset, not seeing that sexy psycho REx just dampens my moodAnd I didnt even see Jon Black make any cool facial expressions lately, my life is bleak.
Im just a tender sailorman trying to get by in this cold hard world, I think that if a gal like you Smurfy could give me a chance, that I could finally shed this rough EF exterior and get in tune with my inner self.
Smurfy said:The Duchess speaks. I will no longer tolerate the insubordination that is blatantly apparent in these threads.
That is all.
IhateOsama said:
I bet you could kick our asses since you are a dude with 24 inch biceps and a third leg hanging between your 35 inch thighs except when your posting and then you duck tape your dick inbetween your butt cheeks and comb you pubs down to look like a beaver so you can get into your internet role as a woman as you stalk unsuspecting 5'11, 150 pound 20 year guys for blind dates in your basement which in the end just turn into a horrible nightmare of date rape and your suck a dick you don't even rob them to give them a new excuse other than butt rape to why they are laying big loafs in their gyms bathroom.
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