Ever wonder

[Nathan]

What it would be like if we did not die? I think it'd get pretty boring after a while wouldn't you? Even if there is a heaven or hell, ahem forgive me for implying such a thing, that'd probably be worse than just ceasing to exist don't you think? I wonder about death.

 

[Nathan]

I'm tired of life and I'm tired of all of YOU!

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

For fuck's sake, kill yourself and get it over with it.

I'm tired of hearing your suicidal nonsense shit.

Shotgun is the way to go. Gently slide it into your mouth and make sure you put your big toe on the trigger. Don't ever point it to the inside of your cheek. Right up the roof of inside of your mouth.

 

[Puddles]

I wonder about death a lot too, especially in the past year, since 9/11. Sometimes it'll really get to me for weeks and other times I hardly think about it.

I guess I fear death because of it's uncertainty to me...and never knowing when it'll happen...you just know it WILL...it could happen in the next 5 minutes.

Geez...I came on here trying to cheer myself up...time to look for another post.

 

[biteme]

I'm tired of life and I'm tired of all of YOU!

Billy Madison-"I hate school and I hate all of you, I'm never coming back again!"

 

[casavant]

Yeah, death is a strange thing to think about. We all know it's coming, but we have no idea when. I think about it often, but sometimes I REALLY think about it. Like when I'm laying in bed and it's 4am and I've turned off the tv because it's all infomercials. It's a weird thing to think about. Just not existing and the world carrying on without you. It can feel lonely.

 

[biteme]

What it would be like if we did not die? I think it'd get pretty boring after a while wouldn't you? Even if there is a heaven or hell, ahem forgive me for implying such a thing, that'd probably be worse than just ceasing to exist don't you think? I wonder about death.

Me too. I can feel it breathing down my neck all the time. If you knew that you would never die, you might slow down and enjoy things more and not be in such a hurry to achieve success, whatever success is to you. I sometimes think that life is just a big joke.

 

[KnoXville]

Sounds good, but after the first couple hundred years I would need a team of psychiatrists and a lot of hobbies to keep from going loco. If I would be aging accordingly I would need also need alot of viagra. Actually in the future there will probably be no need for viagra and other such proerectile drugs anyway, i could just pop into the nearest radioshack and purchase some kind of robotic phallus with all sorts of gadjets attached to it and such anyhow. It would be most likely detachable, available in sets of five colors and come with a 2, or maybe even 5 year warrenty. But alas the robo-phallus is a pipe dream, if we lived indefinatly the world wouldn't last a couple years before it overpopulated and everyone died .. or didn't, leaving a bunch of starving and irritable people.

 

[gettinlarger]

I wonder about death a lot too, especially in the past year, since 9/11. Sometimes it'll really get to me for weeks and other times I hardly think about it.

I guess I fear death because of it's uncertainty to me...and never knowing when it'll happen...you just know it WILL...it could happen in the next 5 minutes.

Geez...I came on here trying to cheer myself up...time to look for another post.

If you are afraid of dying, how can you really live ... ?

 

[Nathan]

For fuck's sake, kill yourself and get it over with it.

I'm tired of hearing your suicidal nonsense shit.

Shotgun is the way to go. Gently slide it into your mouth and make sure you put your big toe on the trigger. Don't ever point it to the inside of your cheek. Right up the roof of inside of your mouth.

I think someone needs a nap. I never claimed that I was gonna off myself. Just cause I sometimes am in the mood to talk about things I don't understand and find interesting, like death, doesn't mean I'm going to kill myself....it does however mean I may kill you. My second post about being tired about life I thought was funny since the thread is kinda depressing. If you don't like my sense of humor then either fuck off or put me on ignore.

 

[Dooley]

I never understood this concept of getting depressed about dying. You're only cheating yourself when you waste precious time on earth thinking about the end of the game. Like gettinlarger said.. what's the point of living if the only thing you think about is the end? Forget about dying, it's a fact of life. Life your life as best you can and do your best to make something good happen every day. When it's your time to go, you'll have nothing to regret. My grandfather recently passed and although everyone was horrified that he died, every single person that knew him called us up to give us their condolences and 90% of them said "It's sad to know that one of the last true gentlemen has passed, he always had a smile on his face, and treated everyone with utmost respect."

 

[Bullit]

and I'm tired of all of YOU!

This is my fave part on this thread.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Wodin's been around since the begginning of time, ask him what it's like to never die.

 

[TheProject]

I'm tired of life and I'm tired of all of YOU!

aw....is your roommate/boyfriend giving you a hard time again?

 

[WODIN]

Wodin's been around since the begginning of time, ask him what it's like to never die.

It's sort of like watching the Movie Mulholland Drive....

 

[Nathan]

I never understood this concept of getting depressed about dying. You're only cheating yourself when you waste precious time on earth thinking about the end of the game. Like gettinlarger said.. what's the point of living if the only thing you think about is the end? Forget about dying, it's a fact of life. Life your life as best you can and do your best to make something good happen every day. When it's your time to go, you'll have nothing to regret. My grandfather recently passed and although everyone was horrified that he died, every single person that knew him called us up to give us their condolences and 90% of them said "It's sad to know that one of the last true gentlemen has passed, he always had a smile on his face, and treated everyone with utmost respect."

Death doesn't depress me at all. It does bother me though since it is such an enigma. I want to know what the deal is dammit. Bear in mind, my career choice will revolve around trying to understand time travel more than likely so I'm the kind of person who feels compelled to understand unusual territory. Well, not that death is unusual, but you get the point. Also, why does water have no real taste?

 

[Bullit]

so I'm the kind of person who feels compelled to understand unusual territory.

Like how to fart, sneeze and burp at the same time?

 

[Dooley]

Like how to fart, sneeze and burp at the same time?

My sister did that.. I witnessed it. I promptly peed my pants from laughing so hard immediately following the event.

 

[Nathan]

Like how to fart, sneeze and burp at the same time?

Yes, exactly like that. I'm learning how to time orgasms and farts at the same time, while eating caviar to overload my senses. So far, I'm having one hell of a time learning how to do this. It's messy but worth it.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Nathan,

It seems like you don't enjoy my sense of humor too? Maybe I'm too direct. That's been always the cause of my downfall among people. Nobody likes a good old fashioned confrontional scene anymore.

Got that shotgun out yet?

 

[Nathan]

Nathan,

It seems like you don't enjoy my sense of humor too? Maybe I'm too direct. That's been always the cause of my downfall among people. Nobody likes a good old fashioned confrontional scene anymore.

Got that shotgun out yet?

Seeing as how i don't own a shot gun, I've decided to go with the tried and true overdose method. yes, I have my heroin-filled syringe out and ready to go. Thanks for the advice buddy. This one's for you.