ever notice how athletes always say the same thing?

[The_Mexican]

"We played a good game... you know, everbody contibuted... the defence played great blah blah blah."

Except the black players... you never know what theyre gonna say

 

[HighIntensity]

this should be good...

 

[decem]

yes.. please do go a little more in detail... i'm listening..

 

[Si|vio]

Muhammed Ali: "He can't beat me, I'm too pretty"

 

[Sebass67]

They just say that crap because it is good bolshit. It won't get you on TV too often but it fills air time. Fuck the reporters.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

 

[Sebass67]

Are YOU talking to ME?

 

[Arioch]

From a coaches standpoint, yes, they all seem to say the same thing. After twenty years, you thing I would have heard more than five or six different phrases.

 

[Warik]

It's memorized.

Both teams practice the speech before each game so that they don't look stupid on camera with their limited vocabulary and abysmal grammar skills.

Is it so hard to say something other than: "everyone played well but we walked away victorious, yay!" ??? I doubt it.

Ever notice how no one ever says "yea, we kicked their butts... they were so ez. go hit the weights you wimps." Sports are so boring. No shit-talking whatsoever.

-Warik

 

[manny78]

cause most of them are dumbs.

 

[naturally anabolic]

I'm going to disneyland!

 

[Sebass67]

cause most of them are dumbs.

Do you know what it is like after you bust your ass in a hard fought football game or hockey game..? No shit they talk dumb..they just want the reporters to get off their back and go home and have a nap.

 

[Bullit]

"We gotta go back and regroup."

 

[frorider6]

I hate the ones that thank god for favoring them, or any such bullshit that implies that.

 

[Sebass67]

Somehow i figure that Evander may act like the biggest God buff in the world but i don't think he thinks of that when he is pummeling some dude into the turf...afterwards...God God God....bla bla bla...what a bunch of bs..

Just a way to make a name for themselves.

 

[Sebass67]

Ha! that's hilarious. Way to speak Gruden...

 

[PaleHorse]

Don't the black guys always say the samt thing? "See what I'm sayin'...see what I'm sayin'?"

 

[addickt]

They always thank God and their Moms, I have yet to hear any of them thank their STEROID HOOKUPS....

If I ever won the super bowl, that is the first shit I would say......

" First of all I would like the thank I*, for giving me hella deals on mass quantities of Anadrol and Winstrol"

"Secondly, I would like to thank the little Mexican boy with the back pack, who ran across the border......... without your inspiration I would never be here today"

tears flowing.............

 

[Raina]

Addickt-- that is truly moving. At least you'd be honest....an ideal role model for todays youth.