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txbondsman
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I feel like blahhh, too much coffee feeling, irratable. My dad just gave me these a minute ago, made me laugh for a minute. They're real court transcripts, I'll send a couple.
Q: Now DR, isn't it rue that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know it untill the next morning?
A: did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when i go to work.
Q: so the date of the conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: yes
Q: and what were you doing at that time?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?
Q: Dr., how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All of them were on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at that time?
A: No, he was lying on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Dr, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So, then it is possible that the patien was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No
Q: How can you be so sure DR?
A: Because his brain was in a jar sitting on my desk.
Q: But, still could be patient still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could be alive and practicing law somewhere.
and my favorite...
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral
those made me laugh, have a good day.....
Q: Now DR, isn't it rue that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know it untill the next morning?
A: did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when i go to work.
Q: so the date of the conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: yes
Q: and what were you doing at that time?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?
Q: Dr., how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All of them were on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at that time?
A: No, he was lying on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Dr, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So, then it is possible that the patien was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No
Q: How can you be so sure DR?
A: Because his brain was in a jar sitting on my desk.
Q: But, still could be patient still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could be alive and practicing law somewhere.
and my favorite...
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral
those made me laugh, have a good day.....
