Escorts, need help

[blazin121]

Its my 18th b-day on January 21st, Im thinking of getting myself some escorts then have safe sex and get the hell out of there...

is there anything I should be concerened? ofcourse, bring condoms, don't drink, don't get high... stay safe...

another question is it will be my first time ( whoopy! lose my virginity ) so I might have feelings for her... how do I avoid that? ( not putting a paper bag on her head )


thanks

 

[Wycked Sceptre]

its easy to get laid in Canada wtf?

and once you come, you wont have any feelings for her, youll just feel like getting the hell out of there dont worry.

 

[ZKaudio]

u serious man? u wanna lose ur virg to a fkin hooker? dont be stupid... go to mexico lol.

 

[FORTUNE]

ya thats some shady shit.

im 19 in canada where u live at?

u can laid all the fucking time, its canada, and not get high? WHO ARE YOU! we live in canada - smoke weed everyday all day welcome to canada.


seriously theres some money chics, 18 , 17, 19 whatever thes girls are tight go hit it

dont fuck the ho for youe first fuck

save the money buy some nice ounces of weed go find some hoochies and seal the deal.



peace tell me where u liveat

 

[tiger88]

u serious man? u wanna lose ur virg to a fkin hooker? dont be stupid... go to mexico lol.

hahahahahahaahah




www.eros.com

 

[karachi183]

yeah man fuck that shit for the first time... You'll get hooked and you'll never appreciate pussy for the gold it actually is. Not to mention you'll be broke by the end of the year! Just wait to bang a nice young nieve chick it'll be better belive all the bros that say so!

 

[tiger88]

hookers fuck better then some 18 high school chearleader

 

[chewyxrage]

hookers fuck better then some 18 high school chearleader

not if the 18 year old cheerleader is a hooker on the side....

 

[tiger88]

not if the 18 year old cheerleader is a hooker on the side....

LOL STIll though bro


get a high end escort and she can pull tricks like u cant think of

 

[SC4EVA]

Might not be able to handle all that the first time LOL

 

[machaveli]

dont pay no more that $150 flat rate

 

[tiger88]

dont pay no more that $150 flat rate

150 u cheap ass


if u gonna get some hook get hooked by a nice hook

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

150 u cheap ass


if u gonna get some hook get hooked by a nice hook

lol tiger you must be a pro with the hookers

 

[SC4EVA]

shucks.. head on down to the crack head part of town.. Get your self one of those special $30 girls

 

[MR.DUMBELL]

make sure you dont blow your nut before she takes your pant off then you lose your money once you cum thats it lol

 

[tiger88]

lol tiger you must be a pro with the hookers

 

[tiger88]

so u get a hooker or what?

 

[Lady Godiva]

Most fucked up thread ever.

Boy a question for you, where are you gonna meet the hooker ? At home with mom and dad siiting in the kitchen ?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

llllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll

 

[The Wenis]

Most fucked up thread ever.

Boy a question for you, where are you gonna meet the hooker ? At home with mom and dad siiting in the kitchen ?

lmfao. i think i like you lg, even if you are canadian

 

[tiger88]

Most fucked up thread ever.

Boy a question for you, where are you gonna meet the hooker ? At home with mom and dad siiting in the kitchen ?

hookers do in call and out calls


go to her crib


problem solved


just borrow the car for an hour

 

[chewyxrage]

exactly how many hookers have you had pleasure you tiger?

 

[bluepeter]

Check out www.theredzone.com
Lots of escorts in various cities many with pictures and little bio's on what they offer. In Toronto, you can expect to pay between $100 and $150 for 1/2 an hour for most....

 

[tiger88]

exactly how many hookers have you had pleasure you tiger?

LOL

sounds like u wanna spilt one dont u ?

 

[chewyxrage]

don't need to spend money - i got young college girls all around me- just like you

 

[SC4EVA]

So what ever happened to this?

 

[tiger88]

don't need to spend money - i got young college girls all around me- just like you

ya they cant pull tricks though



i seen some shit that for ever burned onto my eyes

 

[Razorguns]

Escorts are for fat, bald, ugly americans or americans with no game.

You're Canadian. There's billions of hotties there, and they all put out! What u need an escort for? That's like asking for an escort agency down in the amazon.

 

[tiger88]

Escorts are for fat, bald, ugly americans or americans with no game.

You're Canadian. There's billions of hotties there, and they all put out! What u need an escort for? That's like asking for an escort agency down in the amazon.

lol


charlie sheen. micheal jordan , eddie murphy hugh grant .....90 % of NBA players

list is endlist

its a monday night and u want to get keyed and are down to fuck a exotic looking bitch who can turn tricks like no other

 

[Razorguns]

i've worked in the sports biz yo.

Those guys don't NEED escorts (unless you're into tranvestites or trash turns you on). Those guys have TONS of hot chickies looking for rich sugar daddies after each event. Just like groupies. They got to a club and women just cling to them, just wanting attention and get with them.

 

[tiger88]

i've worked in the sports biz yo.

Those guys don't NEED escorts (unless you're into tranvestites or trash turns you on). Those guys have TONS of hot chickies looking for rich sugar daddies after each event. Just like groupies. They got to a club and women just cling to them, just wanting attention and get with them.

lol arguement over hookers




very true they get play anywhere anytime


a wife of an nba player is wrting a book (nba player is average or below cant think of book or name of guy)

and book has an section how many strippers they meet on the road come back for sex and money is involved too (alot of strippers do pull tricks )

they dont work in a library LOl


in the end u are right but sometimes and sometimes u got a wallet like cake calories u dont wanna mess around and just fuck to fuck

 

[Razorguns]

you know who USES escorts?

the road crew. the tv crew. the guys who travel with the team. the fat old announcers with money. the team owners. the marketing staff. the press. they all stay in the same hotel as the fancy rich famous players.

basically the men who have to travel with teh players, but aren't rich and famous enough to get the hottie groupies downstairs.

i know, cuz i travelled for 2 years with sports teams and seen it all.

 

[Toozee]

Weed! Legal personal use AAS!

Canada......Its the new, Improved America!

Land of the Free, home of the BIG mellow people!

 

[GoFastMan]

u serious man? u wanna lose ur virg to a fkin hooker? dont be stupid... go to mexico lol.

LMAO!

wtf is this guy dealing with

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Great avatar^^^

Escorts are for fat, bald, ugly americans or americans with no game.

That sums me up...so where can I find some

 

[bran987]

in the end u are right but sometimes and sometimes u got a wallet like cake calories u dont wanna mess around and just fuck to fuck

like cake calories?? lmao

 

[tiger88]

like cake calories?? lmao

ya cake calories are fat and a fat wallet means u have some money

 

[coverguy]

Nothing wrong with losing it to a hooker. After the first time, you'll act "smoother" with the ladies anyways and won't need to be a repeat customer.

Git' er done!

 

[orca]

Weed is for hippies and I think that you actually save money by going the escort route, type in canada and escorts on your search engine and bam, there you go.

 

[geoboy]

lol


charlie sheen. micheal jordan , eddie murphy hugh grant .....90 % of NBA players

list is endlist

its a monday night and u want to get keyed and are down to fuck a exotic looking bitch who can turn tricks like no other

"I don't pay a hooker for sex, I pay her to leave when I'm done"
Charlie Sheen

-

 

[FknKnuckleHd]

I'll sell you some chloroform for $5 you supply the rag.....cheap date! jk

 

[Daisy_]

Terrble. That is the worst thing possible. WTF why would you do that to your self dude. WAY LOW. NASTY!