Enough already....

[gymtime]

I'm new here! I've never worked out or dieted. Will somebody give me a diet please? And a workout? I want to be HUGE!! No, I want to be RIPPED!! No, wait, I want to be HUGE AND RIPPED!!!!

And while you're all at it, will one of you guys go to the gym and workout for me? And might as well do the diet for me too? That'd be great!!!!!!

OK gotta go. Need to go beg for sources on the Anabolics board.

Thanks bros!!!!

 

[lunatic calm]

All right, fuck it, I'll do it. What do you wanna work today? Chest, Legs, arms? You're gonna pay me for all of this aren't you?

 

[gymtime]

Hell yeah dude. Paying you is easier than going to the gym myself.

So go do legs today. I'll give you a buck a squat. And do lots of them. I want big legs like I see in the magazines.