EnderJE...

[Carmen]

you asked how old i am... i lied...i'm 72.
you better not say i look a day older than 70.

 

[EnderJE]

And like I said...you should be a spokemodel for Oil Of Olay.

As for me, people tell me I look in my 30s, but (as you've guessed), I'm really 14. I think Dick Clark is stealing my youth.

 

[Carmen]

And like I said...you should be a spokemodel for Oil Of Olay.

As for me, people tell me I look in my 30s, but (as you've guessed), I'm really 14. I think Dick Clark is stealing my youth.

lol... i think you look 14. maybe 16 if you stand up tall.
its funny that people believe that you're older though.

 

[tiger88]

www.fantsaytan.com


tann them nice huge tits !

 

[EnderJE]

lol... i think you look 14. maybe 16 if you stand up tall.
its funny that people believe that you're older though.

Yeah, this whole "I have kids" thing is funny.

BTW, that's probably why I like you...its a little opedius complex.

Okay, now I think I've taken this a little too far...

 

[Carmen]

www.fantsaytan.com


tann them nice huge tits !

me and tan don't get along.
this is an hour in the sun.. and yes, i'm swollen:
http://uploads.bestupload.com/redir/40679.jpg

 

[EnderJE]

OUCH! Makes me want to smack your belly.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

me and tan don't get along.
this is an hour in the sun.. and yes, i'm swollen:
http://uploads.bestupload.com/redir/40679.jpg

id squirt some man juice all over it for you watch you rub it in

 

[Carmen]

id squirt some man juice all over it for you watch you rub it in

you two are sick. you might be sicker- at least Jenderbender is just a kid though.

(how clever is that? jenderbender??!! lol)

 

[EnderJE]

Keep laughing, you old bat. My +4 Orcs are stealing your fountain of youth as we speak.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

me and tan don't get along.
this is an hour in the sun.. and yes, i'm swollen:

ouch...

 

[Carmen]

Keep laughing, you old bat. My +4 Orcs are stealing your fountain of youth as we speak.

what the hell is a +4 orc... a new power ranger?

 

[tiger88]

me and tan don't get along.
this is an hour in the sun.. and yes, i'm swollen:
http://uploads.bestupload.com/redir/40679.jpg

OMG!

it is spray tan

i am done with laying out in the sun after my 18 year sister had skin cancer removed this summer

 

[EnderJE]

what the hell is a +4 orc... a new power ranger?

D&D reference. Don't know what else is popular nowadays...

Like when I had to ask a guy to explain bling bling to me...

Or when someone told me that Wutan Clan is old school. I was like, WTF? What about Run DMC? Who the hell is the 'Clan?

 

[Carmen]

OMG!

it is spray tan

i am done with laying out in the sun after my 18 year sister had skin cancer removed this summer

OHhhhhh... i should get it but i'm sure i'd get too much in one spot and look like an accident victim.
i hate being this pale and i've had some severe sunburns that sent me to the doc- the last one was from a tanning bed- 15 minutes to get what i thought was a base tan and i was in the ER with sun poisoning on pain killers the next day.

 

[Carmen]

D&D reference. Don't know what else is popular nowadays...

Like when I had to ask a guy to explain bling bling to me...

Or when someone told me that Wutan Clan is old school. I was like, WTF? What about Run DMC? Who the hell is the 'Clan?

lol.. run dmc.... lol... you probably listen to milli vanilli, don't you?

 

[EnderJE]

5 minutes to get what i thought was a base tan and i was in the ER with sun poisoning on pain killers the next day.

damn..lucky for me and my permatan...

 

[EnderJE]

lol.. run dmc.... lol... you probably listen to milli vanilli, don't you?

They were PROPHETS, I TELL YOU! PROPHETS OF THINGS TO COME!