Emergency Xmas Dilemma

[smallmovesal]

my mum is actually pretty friendly and i probably make her out to be a little worse than she is. that being said, yes you can come visit.

maybe you can stay here and keep her company while i'm in boston starting next saturday...

 

[p0ink]

get him some squeeky dog toys from pet's mart. he'll love them. or get him a pack of sponges

 

[musclebrains]

I'm back from shopping. I found the perfect gift. He did a lot of scholarly work around the American West, so I got him, um, a cowboy hat.

 

[spentagn]

I'm back from shopping. I found the perfect gift. He did a lot of scholarly work around the American West, so I got him, um, a cowboy hat.

And leather chaps to boot.

 

[smallmovesal]

and when's the flight out here?

 

[jeep310]

I would opt for a map.....or directions back home. Popcorn works well. Remember when the brady buch went to Hawaii. Greg left a trail of popcorn to find their way back home..........oh nevermind, I forgot that the birds ended up eating it.....and they were lost.......

 

[musclebrains]

And leather chaps to boot.

That's very gay, Spent.

 

[spentagn]

That's very gay, Spent.

That was the point.

 

[musclebrains]

That was the point.

The point was to sexualize my poor father-in-law? I don't think fetishizing Alzheimer patients in leather chaps is even in the DSM.

 

[spentagn]

The point was to sexualize my poor father-in-law? I don't think fetishizing Alzheimer patients in leather chaps is even in the DSM.

Ok. I'll play. I didn't know the guy was poor. That's too bad. And cowboy hats, accompanied by leather chaps, and puns on "boots" make for a gay outfit. Suitable, seeing as how it would be coming from his son's significant other.