Embarrassing situations

[JayC9]

Let's hear your stories!

Last night the wife and I are dead beat from mountain biking all day so we order up a masseuse to the room.

There's a knock at the door and in walks this hot little Thai thing. The wife's still showering so I take my hour first.

The masseusse starts by placing pressure on the top of my thighs (next to my sack) to cut off the circulation to my legs. I immediately pitch a tent. The more I will it to go away the stronger it gets.

5 minutes later the wife comes out of the shower and I'm lying there with a massive erection and a stupid smile on my face. I felt like an idiot.

Needless to say the wife didn't find this hugely amusing.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

It's not that uncommon from what I've heard. Tell her to lighten up....

 

[-SD-]

stone cold busted rob.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

i think they call that a "release" massage.

 

[HardHat87]

i always get a hard on from a massage, but the chick is hot and keeps brushing up against all the right spots

 

[JayC9]

i always get a hard on from a massage, but the chick is hot and keeps brushing up against all the right spots

Do you get a happy ending?

 

[HardHat87]

Do you get a happy ending?

no shes a tease, lol

 

[Growth&Courage]

I know exactly what you're referring to with that massage pressure surrounding the crotch area. I've had it done to me before too. A little embarassing.

 

[BrothaBill]

My friend had that happen when he went in to check and see if he had chlamydia where they stick a cotton swab up the urethra and the female doc was a hottie. The more he thought about it he said the harder it got, he had to ask her to give him a few minutes...cracked me up

 

[JayC9]

My friend had that happen when he went in to check and see if he had chlamydia where they stick a cotton swab up the urethra and the female doc was a hottie. The more he thought about it he said the harder it got, he had to ask her to give him a few minutes...cracked me up

The thought of getting anything stuck up my japseye is an immediate wood killer.

 

[BrothaBill]

The thought of getting anything stuck up my japseye is an immediate wood killer.

hmmm yeah, I doubt thatd it happen to me in that situation, never heard it called a 'japseye' though, but I did hear that oriental women have sideways vaginas, dont know if its true

 

[JayC9]

hmmm yeah, I doubt thatd it happen to me in that situation, never heard it called a 'japseye' though, but I did hear that oriental women have sideways vaginas, dont know if its true

Yes they do....and when they slide down the banister naked it goes flibile flible flible (move your finger up and down in front of your lips while making a silly sound).