Email from the Nature Boy

[HG Pennypacker]

I'm not sure where this sicko got my email address from, but I found this in my mail this morning. I just finished vomiting.

Dear HG,
Although you're relatively new at elite, I find you to be fascinating and irresistible. I dream about your man meat on a nightly basis. I can't get it out of my mind. I often fantasize about us working out nude, together, doing donkey calf raises and sissy squats for reps.
I've been very confused about my sexuality, recently, but you have made it clear. I'm very gay. I know you're a strong, proud, heterosexual man, but I would make you very happy. I have a lot to give, even if I am a little light in the lap.
Please don't mention this to anyone on the board as I am still exploring my newfound attraction to anus.
You can email me back at [email protected].

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours in Homosexuality,

The Nature Boy

 

[saint808]

jeez i got that one too... the natureboy (woooo!) is trying not only to convert us but play us at the same time...

 

[beastboy]

I got one identical but signed from gymtime....looks like they may be starting their own little "business". I guess I need to turn my Gay SPAM off!

 

[p0ink]

where has NB been anyhow?

 

[saint808]

where has NB been anyhow?

evidently trying to pimp ho's nationwide

 

[WODIN]

He is doing the diva circut.

 

[saint808]

He is doing the diva circut.

define doing please...

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

In this case I believe that means he is Elton John's do boy. Apparently this invloves sponge baths, prostate massages, trimming pubic hair, and preforming 3 blow jobs a day!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

bump to embarrass the pervert

 

[the nature boy]

lets get this straight, I only sent him that email when he sent me a pic of himself. here it is. can you blame me?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

lets get this straight, I only sent him that email when he sent me a pic of himself. here it is. can you blame me?

I've come to discover that that's Family Feud's Louie Anderson. Apparently Nature Boy is a little insecure about his looks.

 

[vixenbabe]

Nature Boy IS confused.....

Better adjust those glasses, FOUR EYE'S!