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Elite's best story teller...

superqt4u2nv

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who is it?

I can't pick just one it is a toss up between a few:

GoldenD and his self loving ;)

AAP can make even ducks entertaining.

Lestat as long as he is telling a story about how he got laid not how he got dumped.

I am sure there are few more those just came to mind the fastest.
 
AAP, hands down. The story about him getting busted bouncing his titties in his car by a carfull of teens had me rolling on the floor :D
 
IvanOffelitch said:
AAP, hands down. The story about him getting busted bouncing his titties in his car by a carfull of teens had me rolling on the floor :D
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I so don't remember this story got a link?
 
superqt4u2nv said:
who is it?

I can't pick just one it is a toss up between a few:

GoldenD and his self loving ;)

AAP can make even ducks entertaining.

Lestat as long as he is telling a story about how he got laid not how he got dumped.

I am sure there are few more those just came to mind the fastest.
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GoldenAppleMonkey.......his use of vocabulary, alliteration and wordplay is magnificent.

Lestat is a bit dry, and I question the validity of his stories.

AAP, haven't read one of his stories.....

Crakhead is funny in that when he tells a story you see how he thinks about everything and he interjects his own opinions in every lil' instance....he's a character.

DT, he doesn't post much, but his stories are usually well thought out and explained, he gives detail.

BeachedWhale/Werd/Bikinimom, her stories are long and drawnout, often leaving the reader wondering what was the point of it all. At times she comes off as quaint, other times condescending and defensive.





DIV
 
I make up some weird shit, but I havent been around long enough to make any list. I dont think people know me, thats a good thing
 
From Zero said:
AAP, and when he was around here, SofaGeorge. Bros can tell good shit.
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The few posts that I've seen from SofaGeorge were classic shit.......

He tried to rap once..........:lmao:

Somehow I can't help but think this place would be better with SofaGeorge and Frackal around.... :(




DIV
 
perkele said:
This is one contest that I'll definitely finish last.
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PerkPet......you're "stories" are merely pictures......

That is your lasting legacy......

We love you, Perk.





DIV
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
AAP never posted up pix of the real estate lifters :lmao:
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Man, I wish I could find a pic of them. They don't advertise in the gay rags anymore. I am hoping to one day find an old issue with their ads in it.

They were really pathetic. Just obsessed with the gym and working out. Trying to live a professional bodybuilder's life with a Cinderella body. They were just submerged in the bodybuilding culture like nothing else. Their key chains were the little 45lb plate replicas you could order. Their license plate frame said NO PAIN NO GAIN. They would admonish the waiter every so seriously not to put salt on their foods. Like they would keel over dead if they tasted it.

Their ads were just enough to make you cry. Things like :

Double Your Sets (pic of them working out) And Double Your Reps (real estate representative picture).

Good Buys (real estate for sale pics) Better Bi's (picture of their 14 inch arms)

No Pain (pic of house with "sold" sign on it) No Gain (their pic with 0% commission base listed on it)

Need A Spot? (gym picture) We Will Help You Get It (pic of them approving a bank loan)


God... it was sad. And having to put cock rings around their arms just to make the veins stand out. I would catch them looking at me half the time with a look on their face like "he looks gross" while all the while they were wishing desperately on the inside to look like me. I wish I had walked over once and asked them "hey, you guys work out?" That would have crushed them. They probably would have broke down crying "you mean you can't tellllllll??"
 
Thanks as well, I am flattered by you superQT and jerkbox.

fuck you though Division, you can question the validity all you want, I do post a lot of shit that is fucking around, ironic shit, trying to fool people... (re: Fight at a carwash) but the stories of my sexual adventures are all true. I can see how it COULD be hard to believe, because there are times where I really wonder how I got so fucking lucky. I got no play in high school and the first part of college, but right around 21 years old things started heating up and have only gotten better and better. (I am 28 now).

If you would have asked me at 18 I would have thought I'd be wacking off my whole life, or if I was LUCKY gotten 2-3 chicks. Boy was I naieve.
 
AAP said:
Good Buys (real estate for sale pics) Better Bi's (picture of their 14 inch arms)
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bwahahaah!!!!!!!! :FRlol:
That kills me eveytime :laugh2:
 
Lestat said:
fuck you though Division, you can question the validity all you want, I do post a lot of shit that is fucking around, ironic shit, trying to fool people... (re: Fight at a carwash) but the stories of my sexual adventures are all true. I can see how it COULD be hard to believe, because there are times where I really wonder how I got so fucking lucky. I got no play in high school and the first part of college, but right around 21 years old things started heating up and have only gotten better and better. (I am 28 now).
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Finally a lil' fight from you Lestat.....

That's all I was looking for, to see if you had a pulse.

In all seriousness, I don't doubt your sexual proclivities, rather I think there's probably alot of stuff you haven't posted here that is too graphic for this audience.

Anyway, I have nothing against you......but yes, alot of your threads are diversionary and misleading, you like to get a desired response. You like to play.





DIV
 
You would think that they would at least put a pic of a BIG ARM in the ad. But their little arms were ridiculous. I am not joking about them being about 14 inches.

It shouldn't have bothered me, but I would get pissed off as hell watching them go outside and do push ups in the back of the building every 5 mins just to pump their arms up some. That just annoyed the fuck out of me. Sort of like seeing Gary Coleman in a Lakers uniform. Just wanted to walk up there and slap both of them and go "You Muthafuckers! Stop this insanity!"
 
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