Elite Math

[Sailor_Girl]

Sailor Girl + Big Buck = The most beautiful children the world has ever seen.

The Salami + Bearded Clam + Camel Toe = Captain Awesome

George Spellwin + EFChris =

 

[RyanH]

MP5 + Warik = Gunlovers

 

[May1010]

Bull69 + MusclePig + May1010 = Hosts of the First Annual Elite Gay Muscle Man Sex Party.







For details, contact MP5 or BigBuck.

 

[Warik]

MP5 + Warik = Gunlovers

Hah. Wrong.

Warik != Gunlover.

Warik = Owning a gun is a Constitutional right and is necessary for the optimal safety of society as a whole.

Warik, however, hates guns and wishes that they didn't have to exist.

Warik would prefer that gunpowder had never been invented and we'd still be running around with swords.

RyanH, you have failed your math test.

-Warik

 

[absolute hardgainer]

absolute hardgainer + <absolutely anybody> = type mismatch error!!!

hardgainer (incompatible)

 

[timac]

i love to eat p^ssy

 

[WarriorPL]

WizKid's age + Whitey's Age= Still younger than most of the ppl on elite

 

[thefantom1]

2thick and E2 = DecaDick with a boner (you figure it out)

WCP and Mustang = Rice Cube

 

[MP5]

RyanH/ 1= a boy that was picked on his whole life, had everything handed to him, and now whacks off to pictures of Rosie O'donnel.

 

[bignate73]

WCP+The Ranger= Bunny

heheh.

 

[Hannibal]

Hannibal + TEST= HANNIBAL

 

[MUSTANG_18]

2thick and E2 = DecaDick with a boner (you figure it out)

WCP and Mustang = Rice Cube

LOL
I would rather be with Jen BFL or Sailor, WCP can have his wife back LOL

M18

 

[The Varnsen]

Sailor Girl= A girl who needs a mirror

 

[Mdguy]

Hilliary Clinton + Josef Goebbels = RyanH

 

[JG1]

Satanic Goatslayer & May1010 = John Wayne Gacy

 

[BigJay81]

BIGJAY81 x BIGJAY81 = "GOD"

 

[Sailor_Girl]

RyanH + Warik =

 

[Hannibal]

Sailor Girl + 95% of the members on this board= A Jail Sentence

 

[smallmovesal]

smallmovesal + natglutes = holy matrimony

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Sailor Girl + 95% of the members on this board= A Jail Sentence

LMAO!

The Salami + Sailor Girl = Blumpkin

 

[fiatconspiracy]

Fiatconspiracy + IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!!!!!

 

[theoak01]

Oak= right winded republican lol

Kaky+ Oak = man whores

 

[Frackal]

1 Frackal + 2 Frackals= 3 Frackals.

 

[TheBandit]

George Spellwin= Big Pimpin

 

[theoak01]

Frackel im not being a dick but where did that name come from,when i hear it i think of fraggle rock and im thinkin it may have been a character from there,am i wrong?

 

[Sailor_Girl]

frackal - KC = smart decision for frackal.

Agreed! Best equation yet....

Canadian Oak....I think the same thing...I always think of Fraggle Rock.

 

[theoak01]

i swear its a guy from one of the books,i have the collection at my grandparents but they are gone away so i cant ask them to check

 

[Garza]

Garza+Garza= twice the ugly

Might as well pick on myself before someone else does.

 

[BigJay81]

Garza+Garza= twice the ugly

Might as well pick on myself before someone else does.

BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

It'll be ok!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Garza+Garza= twice the ugly

Might as well pick on myself before someone else does.

LMFAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THat was great Garza!!!!!!

 

[thefantom1]

Ranger and Yakuza = www.uglypeople.com

 

[Sailor_Girl]

HAHAHAHA!

Don't make fun of my Yakky baby!

 

[theoak01]

Garza its good to make funof urself but dont listen to the haters

 

[The Ranger]

I'm not that bad...the three teeth I have are still somewhat white!!!

Ranger

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I'm not that bad...the three teeth I have are still somewhat white!!!

Ranger

And the lazy eye doesn't look as bad in person.

 

[The Ranger]

Yup,

And the new medication has almost stopped the twitching and runny nose....I even go out in public twice a week now....

Ranger

 

[Garza]

Garza divided by 3 = x

Let x>the amount of ugliness most people can handle.

 

[Frackal]

Frackal + Yakuza = A gimp for frackal

 

[Puc]

Garza / 3 = still a whole lot of begging for sympathy.