Elite...I'm here to help. Here's how to always have a hot girlfriend

[cyberflash]

what if the 3 women finds out about your scheme ... beat you to a pulp ? jk

 

[Natymike]

http://www.layguide.com

great site.

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

That may work on some women, but it wouldn't work on me.....

I can see through the bullshit so easy

 

[Frackal]

All this shit with women is too damn complicated, if I can't get a woman by being myself I'll just stick to masterbating....

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*Thinks about how much masterbation he has performed lately*


Maybe I'll read over that one more time...

 

[smoknjilly]

possibly that would work in college but not in the real world..noo wayyyyyy

 

[bigguns7]

This is sound advice. The only thing that will get you in trouble is when people start to realize that you have four really hot friends, but you have not dated any of them. You just "listen" to them. Then, before you know it, the whole city thinks you're gay.

 

[NaturallyRippedChick]

and if you start waving your arms above shoulder height while dancing with them or singing show tunes in public, it's all over