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smallmovesal naked pics.

highintensity's dyslexia.

bintensity's modeling poem.

natty anabolic pretending to have cancer.

bikinimom admitting to having to shave her ass.

the ***** controversy.

mod board leaks.

EYEPEE and JOHNNY WANG.

the fat chronicles.

dballer saying all gay guys secretly want to have breats to play with on themselves, so they should just take a bunch of estrogens. musclebrains tells him that he (musclebrains) will go down to the redneck part of town and smack the shit out of him (dballer) with the biggest set of gay tits he's ever seen.

what else?
 
ohashi said:
Rectum injections
Fonz
D-bol in girlfriend's drink
WODIN coming out as a Republican
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i agree, the rectum injection was some fucking funny shit. LOL!

anyone have a link to that thread?
 
Nothing compares to "Chinese TakeOut" by the famous Captain Insano. Next would have to been the time Lisa(Mommakin) posted pics of her and Monster fucking. She was pissed and posted the pics in a thread, and they were up for about two minutes before the thread was removed. Those two minutesd were long enough for some members to save those pics. Talk about some heat!
 
May1010 getting run over by a Buick.

The picture thread of May/bull69/musclepig weekend orgy.. (remember that shit?)

Plifter posting a pic of his pathetic dick.

Satanic Goatslayer murdering Plifter with the "tell it to your Pamela Anderson posters" comment

RyanH disappearing.

Plifter telling us how he fell asleep while eating his girlfriend out.

The Triple Threat testing and scandal.



Who was it that broke the egg concerning natty and his fake cancer? I missed all the drama there.

I wish musclebrains would return. I wish HansNZ would too.
 
whoa, wait a second? isnt 'Monster' that 16 year old kid who never worked legs, would ask people there numbers for every lift under the sun?

oh yeah, when canadian oak posted said he had some modeling gig and shit, was on d-bol and all this other shit...and when he posted a pic next to cutler, everyone was like, 'this is a joke, right? seriously, this is a joke...right?'

LOL!
 
AAP said:
May1010 getting run over by a Buick.

The picture thread of May/bull69/musclepig weekend orgy.. (remember that shit?)

Plifter posting a pic of his pathetic dick.

Satanic Goatslayer murdering Plifter with the "tell it to your Pamela Anderson posters" comment

RyanH disappearing.

Plifter telling us how he fell asleep while eating his girlfriend out.

The Triple Threat testing and scandal.



Who was it that broke the egg concerning natty and his fake cancer? I missed all the drama there.

I wish musclebrains would return. I wish HansNZ would too.
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Damn, I forgot about the May1010 rundown!
 
AAP said:
May1010 getting run over by a Buick.

The picture thread of May/bull69/musclepig weekend orgy.. (remember that shit?)

Plifter posting a pic of his pathetic dick.

Satanic Goatslayer murdering Plifter with the "tell it to your Pamela Anderson posters" comment

RyanH disappearing.

Plifter telling us how he fell asleep while eating his girlfriend out.

The Triple Threat testing and scandal.



Who was it that broke the egg concerning natty and his fake cancer? I missed all the drama there.

I wish musclebrains would return. I wish HansNZ would too.
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you missed natty being exposed for faking cancer? some very kind-hearted people even sent him money/stuff in the mail to help him 'get better'.

hopefully, that piece of shit gets what's coming to him in life...
 
p0ink said:
whoa, wait a second? isnt 'Monster' that 16 year old kid who never worked legs, would ask people there numbers for every lift under the sun?

oh yeah, when canadian oak posted said he had some modeling gig and shit, was on d-bol and all this other shit...and when he posted a pic next to cutler, everyone was like, 'this is a joke, right? seriously, this is a joke...right?'

LOL!
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Monster was awesome. He left right after all that went down. He was a big guy. Defenitely not the same guy. This was late 2000.
 
HighIntensity posting his 4 year old pics over and over always saying he didn't have decent lighting to take new pics. (go outside or pay your fucking electric bill son)

May discovering that there was no record of Ryan passing any bar exam in GA or FLA

Pure Speed the Olympic speed skating champion who was invited to visit the board getting flamed in oblivion on the very first day. He was practically fuming because people asked if he was a figure skater.

Me handing about half a dozen members from Wannabebig that tried invading here their asses.

The Garden Forum Day. nuff said. quote "I visited here and read that and I was just cranky for the rest of the day. Foot."

Some lame-o's off here losing the battle to the Deathstar and Britney spears board.

Bunny.
 
Actually, I was traveling for work during that time.. and I popped over to Sology and saw it unraveling there. I never did learn/find out how people realized he was scamming them. I read he was plucking his eyebrows to make it resemble he had chemo underway.
 
AAP said:
HighIntensity posting his 4 year old pics over and over always saying he didn't have decent lighting to take new pics. (go outside or pay your fucking electric bill son)

May discovering that there was no record of Ryan passing any bar exam in GA or FLA

Pure Speed the Olympic speed skating champion who was invited to visit the board getting flamed in oblivion on the very first day. He was practically fuming because people asked if he was a figure skater.

Me handing about half a dozen members from Wannabebig that tried invading here their asses.

The Garden Forum Day. nuff said. quote "I visited here and read that and I was just cranky for the rest of the day. Foot."

Some lame-o's off here losing the battle to the Deathstar and Britney spears board.

Bunny.
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Pure Speed..LOL! My legs blew his away, and my pics proved it. He did get a bit hot under the collar.
 
Here's some more...

JohnnyO and his BF trying to fight him.

amaf/ouo/stfu... then his Triedia board.

Metal Gear (?) going to jail again.

j*cough*u*cough*l*cough*e*cough*z*cough

that fucktard that bought the Rx tanning caps and then actually believed the ana morons that told him empty the contents into a tub of hot water and climb in for 30 mins.

dreadlady and her missing arm from the meth lab explosion
dreadlordgoodguy and his escape from the police helicopters in his trans am.
 
AAP said:
Actually, I was traveling for work during that time.. and I popped over to Sology and saw it unraveling there. I never did learn/find out how people realized he was scamming them. I read he was plucking his eyebrows to make it resemble he had chemo underway.
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tweezing your eyebrows to impress people on an internet message board....yeah....

yeah, i was told the whole story by a now defrocked EF mod. it was pretty DL, but then i started calling him out on it before i was asked by some mods to knock it off for some reason....

if i remember correctly, he told someone he was staying at some hospital, but he forgot that person knew their name. so, when said person called said hospital and asked to speak for natty (a few times(, they were told there was no such patient there. so natty comes back a few days/weeks later, and starts telling them how awful the hospital was, how sick he was, but yet those gifts/money sure were helping things.

puke. he should meet up with jimmy swaggart. both of the shitheads could do some sort of joint venture in to scamming decent people out of money.
 
AAP said:
dreadlady and her missing arm from the meth lab explosion
dreadlordgoodguy and his escape from the police helicopters in his trans am.
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LOL! i knew about her missing an arm, but it was me who started posting she lost it in a tragic meth cooking accident.

god, you new people missed out on some good shit!
 
AAP said:
Here's some more...

JohnnyO and his BF trying to fight him.

amaf/ouo/stfu... then his Triedia board.

Metal Gear (?) going to jail again.

j*cough*u*cough*l*cough*e*cough*z*cough

that fucktard that bought the Rx tanning caps and then actually believed the ana morons that told him empty the contents into a tub of hot water and climb in for 30 mins.

dreadlady and her missing arm from the meth lab explosion
dreadlordgoodguy and his escape from the police helicopters in his trans am.
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Holy shit, drealady loosing a arm...bwwaahhhh!! That was during my leave of absence.

JohnyO was great. he always had me laughing.

Checkmatebloated was great too. He would always give his address out to people that pissed him off, so they would come to Texas to fight him.

Who was the trans gender Mod? SliceofPeaches?
 
Someone should REALLY find that thread of May and his weekend with bull/musclepig.

that was when the dude that had the bad spelling was really ripping into May. What was his name? 3 letters.... I swear I thought he was the early version of curling. GBL or something like that. GLB??
 
AAP said:
Someone should REALLY find that thread of May and his weekend with bull/musclepig.

that was when the dude that had the bad spelling was really ripping into May. What was his name? 3 letters.... I swear I thought he was the early version of curling. GBL or something like that. GLB??
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Was'ny JohnyO involved in that love triangle with May too?
 
oh wait! anyone remember that picture of pumpgirl having anal with someone?

she had a cock in her ass, but she was smiling like she was taking a christmas card!! LOL!
 
p0ink said:
god, you new people missed out on some good shit!
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Our board will never be that wild again. (darn)


And RippedtoShredds and his convenience store fights all the time.

Jeffrys going into the Customs office and stealing his GH back after he ripped IP a new asshole on this board.

Pizzaman's sex pics.
 
p0ink said:
oh wait! anyone remember that picture of pumpgirl having anal with someone?

she had a cock in her ass, but she was smiling like she was taking a christmas card!! LOL!
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I think George was in love with Pumpgirl. Did'nt he have her featured on the site once?
 
El Dandy said:
Was'ny JohnyO involved in that love triangle with May too?
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No, that was another former mod that mistakening got involved with may.

JohnnyO was with someone named Gabriel and he would get stinking drunk every weekend and want to fight Johnny. Wouldn't stop until Johnny whipped his ass. Johnny couldn't fight worth shit. He broke up once when Gabriel signed up for boxing lessons.... go figure.
 
p0ink said:
remember the 'picture of IP's lab' with the 'tub girl' photo? LOL!
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there was no picture as funny as Captain Insano doing a double bicep pose while a Chinese chic was blowing him. Holy shit that was funny.
 
i remember dballer, bo-cephus, and crew posting up shit from stormfront and ussliberty as if it were gospel, in response to *everything*.

you could be like, 'it's a really nice day out today', and they would respond with, 'it must be some sort of zionist conspiracy'.

those guys were characters.
 
El Dandy said:
there was no picture as funny as Captain Insano doing a double bicep pose while a Chinese chic was blowing him. Holy shit that was funny.
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That dude was wild. Wonder whatever happened to him.
 
She was a blonde with a rock hard body, that was a freak. She had all kinds of pics posed of her having sex, or just her posing. I would have nailed it!
 
how could you not remember pumpgirl? the big beastly chick with a 4 inch clit?

i swear, she was getting it stuffed up her ass, and she was smiling like she was taking a picture for a hallmark greeting card. it was the funniest and creepiest photo i have ever seen on this site.
 
Oh helll.... when dballer ran around town in Atlanta with a Polaroid camera jumping in gay bars and taking pictures. A certain someone on here was deleting that shit as fast as he was posting it up. LOL!!!

Dballer even posted up flyer a few weeks ahead of time warning him about what was going to happen.
 
p0ink said:
i remember dballer, bo-cephus, and crew posting up shit from stormfront and ussliberty as if it were gospel, in response to *everything*.

you could be like, 'it's a really nice day out today', and they would respond with, 'it must be some sort of zionist conspiracy'.

those guys were characters.
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Dballer is my boy!! I actually took him and Night Fly out to dinner one night. we all had a blast. Dballer is funny as hell, and really good guy.
 
p0ink said:
how could you not remember pumpgirl? the big beastly chick with a 4 inch clit?

i swear, she was getting it stuffed up her ass, and she was smiling like she was taking a picture for a hallmark greeting card. it was the funniest and creepiest photo i have ever seen on this site.
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Wait a minute...was that the pic that went around with a buffed up lady wearing a leather collar around her neck sitting on a cock. Or is this a different one?

LINK!!!!
 
AAP said:
Wait a minute...was that the pic that went around with a buffed up lady wearing a leather collar around her neck sitting on a cock. Or is this a different one?

LINK!!!!
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BINGO!! that's her
 
Who remembers Sailor Girl's titties? She had a great rack. Big Buck was the proud owner of those pics, which somehow got spread around the board.
 
p0ink said:
BINGO!! that's her
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She is vascular as shit? Damn... I have been trying to find that picture for a while.... I ddn't know she was an EF member here. Damn!!!!!
 
aww shit i got to log off, my partner has finished watching his movie.

see ya'll in the AM.

(damn it)
 
AAP said:
She is vascular as shit? Damn... I have been trying to find that picture for a while.... I ddn't know she was an EF member here. Damn!!!!!
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yeah, she had quite a few pics posted on here. that one was just the one seered into my memory.
 
Puc outing FONZ as Shebby

Kakdiesel and Gookdiesel

Happy having sex with smalls

Happy Scrappy juiced up on tren

Dballer posting pics of the mod board on ology'

Bmomma leaving her kids for France

Kronkgate aka Black monday

BFLchick and her photoshopped pics

The alleged accusations made by cditty's ex GF about him rapeing her

Roadhouse thread
 
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My thread about, "Have you ever been caught while masturbating?" There were some funny, funny stories there. Some guy got caught in mid spurt by his mother, she walked in just as his wad hit him in the face.
 
Another thread that I started about how I had been doing research and had busted many members of the board as being phonies. I had a list of them and AAP was in on the joke. He asked for my list of the phonies openly on the board. We were both inundated with pm requests from many paranoid members wanting to know, who the phonies were. I concluded that many who were so desperate to know, were probably afraid they'd been caught. LOL
 
biteme said:
My thread about, "Have you ever been caught while masturbating?" There were some funny, funny stories there. Some guy got caught in mid spurt by his mother, she walked in just as his wad hit him in the face.
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LMAO...I remember that thread.

How about the thread in the BTS forum about the guy that let his wife fuck him in the ass with the strap on. Can't remember if he lost a bet or what the circumstances were but that was hilarious. Seems like the guys name was Elvis or something.
 
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El Dandy said:
Dballer is my boy!! I actually took him and Night Fly out to dinner one night. we all had a blast. Dballer is funny as hell, and really good guy.
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It just hit me who you are...lol. I heard a lot about you back in the day...;)

Dballer is one funny guy. I'll never forget him talking all evening about Triple Threat as well as May1010.

B True
 
i remember pumpgirl from a few years ago. why was smallmovesal banned?
 
Sugarplum said:
i remember pumpgirl from a few years ago. why was smallmovesal banned?
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I think she was accessing the Mod board through someone else's Mod handle.

It seems like I remember several people being ban over that. I think it was McGillicuti's handle. Can't remember the whole thing.
 
biteme said:
Another thread that I started about how I had been doing research and had busted many members of the board as being phonies. I had a list of them and AAP was in on the joke. He asked for my list of the phonies openly on the board. We were both inundated with pm requests from many paranoid members wanting to know, who the phonies were. I concluded that many who were so desperate to know, were probably afraid they'd been caught. LOL
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LOL!!! People were in a near frenzy over that... man I had over 100 PMs that day.
 
bodywise, pumpgirl looks hot.

Ok, when did Happy screw smalls? Is this for really-real?

I never knew Happy juiced either. I would love to have a copy of his threads on that.
 
Seen'um all...I did like Satanic Goatslayers photoshop work on May1010's head and their ensuring battles....heh heh heh

Ranger
 
Just wanna say OMG- Pumpgirl has such a fine curve and what a bubble ass!

Look at: athome1.jpg
 
What the famous Skirtman episode where SG photoshopped plifters head on that dude.

Then Ranger and flexed1 being the same person caused a shit storm when everyone found out.
 
The Ranger said:
Seen'um all...I did like Satanic Goatslayers photoshop work on May1010's head and their ensuring battles....heh heh heh

Ranger
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Thank goodness we were never in the middle of any of them...heh heh heh

B True
 
HumorMe said:
lol....I almost got banned by digger for posting vid caps of pumpgirl riding a sybian.
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LOL...you did?

I posted some links to fuckingmachines.com, and got a thread deleted.

Great thread guys.

El Dandy...were you on here before with the initials FD?
 
Lisa_the_Strong posting up picks of MONSTER...naked. LOL!!!
 
El Dandy said:
that is just like you Wodin. Not reading the entire thead. I posted that on the first page. Now quit posting threads about politics!!! ;)
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He he.... I missed that one bro.


And no. LOL!!!
 
TheProject said:
Being this smart never gets old.

Good to see you, man!
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How have you been my good brother? I hope all has been well. Things are fantastic here. No complaints and you guys would'nt want to hear them if I did have any!
 
El Dandy said:
How have you been my good brother? I hope all has been well. Things are fantastic here. No complaints and you guys would'nt want to hear them if I did have any!
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Not bad, man...working my ass off, traveling for work, fixing the house, and trying to train somewhere in there too.

Where you been hiding?
 
classic Captain Insano resonses.

Captain_insano10-Sep-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Drunken_Weasel
hey, i feel ya man.. ive always been made fun of.. i know im a ugly bastard.. :(
oh well.. no women for me...

http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/drunken_..._weasel2002/lst?&.dir=/newest&.src=ph&.view=t

Hey Geonight,

Frack is right...don't listen to that bitch Babygirl she is just pissed off at the world cause she can't suck dick without biting.

Don't worry bro you will get pussy before you know it. Keep TRaining!

Insano

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-47037.html


Here is the famous Garza pic posting thread
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-6473.html
 
TheProject said:
Not bad, man...working my ass off, traveling for work, fixing the house, and trying to train somewhere in there too.

Where you been hiding?
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Alot has gone down in the last few years. Married and divorced, work keeps me busy for four months a year, traveling alot, bought a house, numerous things that have kept me busy.
 
El Dandy said:
Alot has gone down in the last few years. Married and divorced, work keeps me busy for four months a year, traveling alot, bought a house, numerous things that have kept me busy.
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I thought you were fairly recently married...sorry to hear it didn't work out.
 
TheProject said:
LOL...you did?

I posted some links to fuckingmachines.com, and got a thread deleted.

Great thread guys.

El Dandy...were you on here before with the initials FD?
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Yep. I did it late at night and they stayed up for awhile and when I signed in I had a pm from digger that said, Don't do that again. lol.....he said even though I was platinum, it didn't protect me.

Hammer down.
 
HumorMe said:
Yep. I did it late at night and they stayed up for awhile and when I signed in I had a pm from digger that said, Don't do that again. lol.....he said even though I was platinum, it didn't protect me.

Hammer down.
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LMAO

I posted some pics from there on tripleblonde's word association thread. Good times.
 
great thread

THE STEEL BEAST and his Lotus and art collection. i loved that guy

puc's pic of him doing the vacuum stomach

goatslayer's Chronicles of Canandian Oak thread
 
oh yeah, anyone have those pics of muclepig, may, and bull69? i missed that thread! i want to see those pics.
 
supersizeme said:
great thread

THE STEEL BEAST and his Lotus and art collection. i loved that guy

puc's pic of him doing the vacuum stomach

goatslayer's Chronicles of Canandian Oak thread
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THE STEEL BEAST was classic. He use always talk about how he and his workout partner were going to dress up in costumes then go workout. One day, he said they dressed up like pirates, and he had this hilarious story to go along with it.
 
"yeah These Guys Lift ,, Each Others Cock Thats Why They Look So Great ,, Put Down The Dikcs And Get A 10 Pound Dumbell U Bitches"

Lol!
 
AAP said:
HighIntensity posting his 4 year old pics over and over always saying he didn't have decent lighting to take new pics. (go outside or pay your fucking electric bill son)

May discovering that there was no record of Ryan passing any bar exam in GA or FLA

Pure Speed the Olympic speed skating champion who was invited to visit the board getting flamed in oblivion on the very first day. He was practically fuming because people asked if he was a figure skater.

Me handing about half a dozen members from Wannabebig that tried invading here their asses.

The Garden Forum Day. nuff said. quote "I visited here and read that and I was just cranky for the rest of the day. Foot."

Some lame-o's off here losing the battle to the Deathstar and Britney spears board.

Bunny.
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:lmao:
 
supersizeme said:
great thread

THE STEEL BEAST and his Lotus and art collection. i loved that guy

puc's pic of him doing the vacuum stomach

goatslayer's Chronicles of Canandian Oak thread
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Ahaha I forgot SG's Chronicles of Canadian Oak. That shit was insane
 
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