EFAOFO Announcement: pitbullstl Promotion, Killah slides over

[bran987]

pitbullstl Promoted to Title: Enforcer
KillahBee named Consigliere​

We are pleased today to announce pitbullstl as the new Enforcer of EFAOFO's policies and regulations.

The change arose from a combination of fortuitous events:

1) We realized there is nobody on this board that is not afraid of pitbullstl's back, and he can also be whipped into quite a frenzy when someone pushes his buttons - a truly frightful combination. But as most power savvy surfers know, lion's usually don't have to roar, so we mostly just need him to lurk in the corner and make "I will cut your throat" gestures when necessary. Occasionally, he will palm a life size doll of aap and throw it into mirror as a scare tactic. Although you should all know, when necessary, he can become a cross between Nasser El Sonbaty and the Tasmanian Devil and actually hurt you or you could die. Just saying.

2) The I-talians on EF have really come together recently, all wanting to pretend that they are actually brothers who grew up in Hell's Kitchen or Brooklyn or wherever the F they come from, together. This has given KillahBee a renewed focus in his EF interests, and prompted him to desire a more Caponish role, namely that of Consigliere. He will advise us on all matters of what we can get away with without the diglaw enforcement bringing heat. He will also be charged with forcefully doing nice things for other people without asking permission, favors we can later "cash in" on.

3) A girl in KillahBee's office pointed out that he has actually lost a lot of weight (down to 175), which was sad, and we feel bad for him, but also factored into the decision.

There you have it, EFAOFO, new and improved, stronger than ever.

 

[KillahBee]

Damn man, that was beautiful.

And it was a wildebeast that said that to me, not a girl.

 

[nycgirl]

Congrats to KB!!

Summer is almost over; Fall will bring new members (i.e., new women). I'm sure you will make sure this board does not fall victim to its past.

 

[Gambino]

Just so you know Bran, Capone was the Capo di tutti capi, or boss of bosses, not a consiglere, a counsel position.
I want to ditch the uber-gay military theme of our org and fully adopt a cosa nostra type of structure with me as Underboss, you as capo di tutti and awitty as capo w/ pittbull as the head knee breaker

 

[Dunk]

we should celebrate with a round of San Pelegrino and Nutella Sangweech's.

 

[chefbone]

I shall serve thee well when called upon.

 

[bran987]

Just so you know Bran, Capone was the Capo di tutti capi, or boss of bosses, not a consiglere, a counsel position.

this is why I have smart people around me. to fill in the gaps in my knowledge. cool info. I should've remembered that from Godfather I suppose.

I want to ditch the uber-gay military theme of our org and fully adopt a cosa nostra type of structure with me as Underboss, you as capo di tutti and awitty as capo w/ pittbull as the head knee breaker

you change like the wind, a few months ago you loved your title. you seem to want to change things every week change, unless in an emergency, must be gradual and seamless as to not garner too much attention. perhaps this can be the first step. I like the ideas....

 

[Raina]

Am I your sworn enemy?

 

[Dunk]

Am I your sworn enemy?

Arch Villain Raina, you keep us in beeznissa

 

[CENTURION44]

congrats

 

[bran987]

Am I your sworn enemy?

Do you need the attention?

 

[Gambino]

this is why I have smart people around me. to fill in the gaps in my knowledge. cool info. I should've remembered that from Godfather I suppose.

you change like the wind, a few months ago you loved your title. you seem to want to change things every week change, unless in an emergency, must be gradual and seamless as to not garner too much attention. perhaps this can be the first step. I like the ideas....

Just so you know Capone was not featured in the Godfather.
Not his era.

sorry for bustin' balls all the time, I just want our group to stand proud. It doesn't make sense to have me as a general and killah as a consigliere, we need to be consistent in our terminology.

this is how it should be set up

bran-Capo di tutti capi
me-Underboss
Killah-Consigliere
Awitty-Capo
Pittbull and the rest-soliders

 

[Smurfy]

Ive been thinking and I feel that I would be an asset to your organization, if inducted. Please consider me for membership. I hate everyone on this board so Im certainly not doing any flirting.

 

[pintoca]

Bran, save me, I've been flirtatious as of late...

forgive me

 

[dahamn]

pitbullstl Promoted to Title: Enforcer
KillahBee named Consigliere​

We are pleased today to announce pitbullstl as the new Enforcer of EFAOFO's policies and regulations.

The change arose from a combination of fortuitous events:

1) We realized there is nobody on this board that is not afraid of pitbullstl's back, and he can also be whipped into quite a frenzy when someone pushes his buttons - a truly frightful combination. But as most power savvy surfers know, lion's usually don't have to roar, so we mostly just need him to lurk in the corner and make "I will cut your throat" gestures when necessary. Occasionally, he will palm a life size doll of aap and throw it into mirror as a scare tactic. Although you should all know, when necessary, he can become a cross between Nasser El Sonbaty and the Tasmanian Devil and actually hurt you or you could die. Just saying.

2) The I-talians on EF have really come together recently, all wanting to pretend that they are actually brothers who grew up in Hell's Kitchen or Brooklyn or wherever the F they come from, together. This has given KillahBee a renewed focus in his EF interests, and prompted him to desire a more Caponish role, namely that of Consigliere. He will advise us on all matters of what we can get away with without the diglaw enforcement bringing heat. He will also be charged with forcefully doing nice things for other people without asking permission, favors we can later "cash in" on.

3) A girl in KillahBee's office pointed out that he has actually lost a lot of weight (down to 175), which was sad, and we feel bad for him, but also factored into the decision.

There you have it, EFAOFO, new and improved, stronger than ever.

A force to be reckoned with

 

[nycgirl]

Ive been thinking and I feel that I would be an asset to your organization, if inducted. Please consider me for membership. I hate everyone on this board so Im certainly not doing any flirting.

I agree.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I really don't understand what's going on here. Can someone break this down to non-Guido terms for me?

Also, if there's a situation where direct confrontation is not desired, remember that I'm always ready to make a long distance sniper-type shot so the blame can be cast elsewhere.

 

[jackangel]

when i think consigliere, i think robert duvall.

y'all need a non-italian dude named tom.

 

[sigweed]

a proud and worthy organization, and me thinks it should be called the IAEFAOFO (Italian American ...)

 

[nycgirl]

Bran, save me, I've been flirtatious as of late...

forgive me

@ "as of late".

 

[KillahBee]

a proud and worthy organization, and me thinks it should be called the IAEFAOFO (Italian American ...)

While I love segregating my people form the rest of youse, I would not want to take away from what this org is really about. Also, the founders are not Italian. Or at least not 100%.

 

[Gambino]

pintoca, good bor but will never have admission to this cosa nostra.
he is a habitiual flirter.

 

[jestros]

Boy, no-one better get outta line, Pitbull==badass mofo.
I think Raina should be the declared public enemy #1 for EFAOFO.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

While I love segregating my people form the rest of youse, I would not want to take away from what this org is really about. Also, the founders are not Italian. Or at least not 100%.

So who is 100% italian? We need to know who's going to end up like Joe Pesci's character in Good Fellas.

 

[Gambino]

Boy, no-one better get outta line, Pitbull==badass mofo.
I think Raina should be the declared public enemy #1 for EFAOFO.

Raina has done nothing wrong whatsoever, it's the foolish dudes who shamefully e-flirt with her who are the enemy

 

[KillahBee]

So who is 100% italian? We need to know who's going to end up like Joe Pesci's character in Good Fellas.

Me, I think gambino. Not sure if dunk is 100.

 

[hamstershaver]

wops are taking over this board

 

[Gambino]

So who is 100% italian? We need to know who's going to end up like Joe Pesci's character in Good Fellas.

The character played by Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, whose real name is Tom DeSimmone, was killed because he wacked a made guy, Billy Bats, who was with John Gotti...DeSimmone's abrupt death had nothing to do with his heritage, although he was 100% italian

 

[KillahBee]

The character played by Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, whose real name is Tom DeSimmone, was killed because he wacked a made guy, Billy Bats, who was with John Gotti...DeSimmone's abrupt death had nothing to do with his heritage, although he was 100% italian

Maybe he meant cause Tommy was the one that got made, since Henry and Jimmy were not 100%

 

[Gambino]

Maybe he meant cause Tommy was the one that got made, since Henry and Jimmy were not 100%

I'm a fucking dork and I know a lot of useless info.
Tommy never got made, either in Goodfellas or real life.
His family is still raising hell in rackeets across the east coast

 

[Raina]

I'm innocent.

 

[KillahBee]

I'm a fucking dork and I know a lot of useless info.
Tommy never got made, either in Goodfellas or real life.
His family is still raising hell in rackeets across the east coast

What I meant was he was "supposed" to get made in Goodfellas. Regardless, he could have and Jimmy and Henry couldn't have.

 

[jestros]

I'm innocent.

*points finger* TEMPTRESS!

 

[pitbullstl]

Why thank you, I will do my very best to instill the fear of god into any and all panty waist, vagina having peter puffers, who feel it is ok to emasculate themselves by shamelessly flirting with the women (or are they?? hmmmm..) of EF.

 

[RottenWillow]

I fully support pitbull in his capacity as asskickergeneral. He's a gentleman and he's a car guy.

Plus his back is wide enough to hid me if my mouth writes a bad check.

 

[Raina]

*points finger* TEMPTRESS!

So if I put on some fat, slouch, and don't wash my hair that makes me a better person?

 

[Gambino]

What I meant was he was "supposed" to get made in Goodfellas. Regardless, he could have and Jimmy and Henry couldn't have.

interesting Goodfellas tidbits

micheal imperoli (sp) aka Chris Multisanti in Sopranos = Spyder

Paulie has a brief appearance in Goodfellas, in the scene where Henry is narrating about all the people he knows in the Tali bar.

James Burke was given the movie name James Conway (conway was were his mother was from, i think in conneticut somewhere.) Jimmy had two twin sons he named jesse and frank, after the famous outlaws. jimmy died in around '89 in prison, same with Paul Vallario.

Paul Vallario was given the movie name Paul Cicero.
I wonder why they did that shit with the names when it is obivous what their real names where.

 

[KillahBee]

interesting Goodfellas tidbits

micheal imperoli (sp) aka Chris Multisanti in Sopranos = Spyder

Paulie has a brief appearance in Goodfellas, in the scene where Henry is narrating about all the people he knows in the Tali bar.

James Burke was given the movie name James Conway (conway was were his mother was from, i think in conneticut somewhere.) Jimmy had two twin sons he named jesse and frank, after the famous outlaws. jimmy died in around '89 in prison, same with Paul Vallario.

Paul Vallario was given the movie name Paul Cicero.
I wonder why they did that shit with the names when it is obivous what their real names where.

c'mon bro, give me something better than things I have known for 10 years.

- paulie also appears when they grab the mailman and says "scumbag" very funnily
- big pussy is also in it REAL quick. he is organizing the suits when Henry goes to the basement of to Copa

 

[Gambino]

c'mon bro, give me something better than things I have known for 10 years.

- paulie also appears when they grab the mailman and says "scumbag" very funnily
- big pussy is also in it REAL quick. he is organizing the suits when Henry goes to the basement of to Copa

Good, I'm glad you noticed those things...99.9% of people have no clue, they equat henry hill as a mob don when really he was just a pe-on with some connections
check this link about Paulie Walnuts
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sirico/sirico.html

 

[pitbullstl]

c'mon bro, give me something better than things I have known for 10 years.

- paulie also appears when they grab the mailman and says "scumbag" very funnily
- big pussy is also in it REAL quick. he is organizing the suits when Henry goes to the basement of to Copa

While you two cornpoles are discussing the merits of mafia inspired cinema, I'll be in the big freezer in the kitchen breaking kneecaps and such.

 

[KillahBee]

While you two cornpoles are discussing the merits of mafia inspired cinema, I'll be in the big freezer in the kitchen breaking kneecaps and such.

lmao. and that's why we have you here my friend.

 

[Dunk]

Me, I think gambino. Not sure if dunk is 100.

cento percento

 

[jdynasty]

how did this turn into a mafia thread

 

[nycgirl]

So if I put on some fat, slouch, and don't wash my hair that makes me a better person?

Don't blame Raina. She isn't an attention whore. She can't help the fact that men fall weakly on their knees at the mere sight of her name on their computer screen.

Women are like flowers as men are like bees. We (well some of us) were built to attract men. Now, if a man gets all stupid and emasculate himself on a public board, that is his fault not ours. This is when the EFAOFO steps in to smack him back to reality.

Of course, the attention whores aren't off the hook. They are in a separate category. This is when KillahBee and Gambino step in and take charge.

 

[Dunk]

I agree.

so you DO hate me.

 

[bran987]

Just so you know Capone was not featured in the Godfather.
Not his era.

lol, I know. I didn't mean Capone was in Godfather. I meant I should've remembered the term "consigliere" from the movie.

sorry for bustin' balls all the time, I just want our group to stand proud. It doesn't make sense to have me as a general and killah as a consigliere, we need to be consistent in our terminology.

this is how it should be set up

bran-Capo di tutti capi
me-Underboss
Killah-Consigliere
Awitty-Capo
Pittbull and the rest-soliders

We can discuss these ideas, but please, no negative discussion about how our titles "don't make sense" on the public boards by our own members!

"The purest treasure mortal times afford is a spotless reputation"

 

[KillahBee]

And Branny, I will have you know that I just walked by the broad that told me I was "shrinking" and she smiled at me and said, "You look cute with your new haircut". SO fuck that nonsense.

 

[Dunk]

what do i have to do to become a made man?

i think i lay it on some of these peeps pretty hard.

 

[Gambino]

dunk would have my vote

 

[jestros]

jezus, there goes the EFAOFO neighborhood. Damn Eyetalians.

 

[bran987]

And Branny, I will have you know that I just walked by the broad that told me I was "shrinking" and she smiled at me and said, "You look cute with your new haircut". SO fuck that nonsense.

oh I never doubted you as the consummate ladies man bud. ego rest easy.

how did this turn into a mafia thread

yeah, concerns me. we don't want to alienate the rest of the group or potential new members. just look at the scores of useless movie trivia you must possess to relate.

 

[RottenWillow]

we don't want to alienate the rest of the group or potential new members.

yep the Italiano machismo is a little much for the Mexican females in the organization

 

[KillahBee]

yep the Italiano machismo is a little much for the Mexican females in the organization

Is SoreArms in the group?

 

[Gambino]

yep the Italiano machismo is a little much for the Mexican females in the organization

i dunno about all these ladies in this org...it doesn't sit will.

 

[nycgirl]

i dunno about all these ladies in this org...it doesn't sit will.

Rottenwillow and I are the only females.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Raina has done nothing wrong whatsoever, it's the foolish dudes who shamefully e-flirt with her who are the enemy

no?

 

[Gambino]

Rottenwillow and I are the only females.

no, the ranks were recently penetrated by a few more girls, that had to be forcibly removed. I like you, you are a very smart gal who is going places...but I'm not sure if you are cut out for this group, this thing of ours.

 

[Dunk]

we start lettin all these broads in we might start gettin the same rep as the Iron Angels.

minchia fuhgeddaboudit.

 

[nycgirl]

no, the ranks were recently penetrated by a few more girls, that had to be forcibly removed. I like you, you are a very smart gal who is going places...but I'm not sure if you are cut out for this group, this thing of ours.

If you are selective, I don't see anything wrong with letting females in.

 

[awittyusername]

no, the ranks were recently penetrated by a few more girls, that had to be forcibly removed. I like you, you are a very smart gal who is going places...but I'm not sure if you are cut out for this group, this thing of ours.

Agreed. We have discussed the possibilities of men only. Of course, we will continue to do this off the open board. Your input would be appreciated.

 

[RottenWillow]

Agreed. We have discussed the possibilities of men only. Of course, we will continue to do this off the open board. Your input would be appreciated.

What possible reason could there be to exclude women? No one is more anti-flirt than me.


And I'll donkey punch anyone that tries vote me out.

 

[KillahBee]

For what it is worth, I believe women can lend a credibility to our organization that ONLY a vaginahaver could. Think about it - it's like a Republican joining a Democrat's side on a major issue. It just lends validity to it.

 

[Gambino]

What possible reason could there be to exclude women? No one is more anti-flirt than me.


And I'll donkey punch anyone that tries vote me out.

I do enjoy your free flowing style but the this thing of ours is a man thing, a mens club...women just bring too much drama and they cause too many problems, usually by fucking mulitple members and sowing discontent and un-unifing behaviour. You are welcome to hang out with us, but we've got all the chic members we can handle. sadly i must close the book without your admittance

 

[nycgirl]

For what it is worth, I believe women can lend a credibility to our organization that ONLY a vaginahaver could. Think about it - it's like a Republican joining a Democrat's side on a major issue. It just lends validity to it.

That and the pool (i.e., non-eflirters and non-attention whores) to select from is really small.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

bran-Capo di tutti capi
me-Underboss
Killah-Consigliere
Awitty-Capo
Pittbull and the rest-soliders

OMFG

 

[RottenWillow]

sadly i must close the book without your admittance

Homes, I've been a member for two months.

 

[nycgirl]

Homes, I've been a member for two months.

I joined right after her (I was on probation for awhile). I think Smurfy would be a good member.

 

[Gambino]

Homes, I've been a member for two months.

not for long sweet tits

 

[bullett]

How can I join this noble cause?

 

[beefcake28]

Why thank you, I will do my very best to instill the fear of god into any and all panty waist, vagina having peter puffers, who feel it is ok to emasculate themselves by shamelessly flirting with the women (or are they?? hmmmm..) of EF.

Congrats... pitbullstl is a good bro. That back is just insane, good work!!

 

[Gambino]

How can I join this noble cause?

you got to serve an apprenticeship, could take a few months, membership rolls are blowing up...

 

[anthrax]

I'm not gonna to read the previous 17 pages

Can someone draw a picture to show what's all about?

 

[Raptorex]

Congrats...

If you want Italian, come to my neighborhood, only Little Italy in NY is more...

 

[marshallmadman]

not for long sweet tits

I don't know about that, dude. For posting that story of hers, I think she should get a lifetime membership.

 

[chewyxrage]

Good times.

 

[TC2]

Me, I think gambino. Not sure if dunk is 100.

Me bitches.

Due to my senority(sp?) My ass better be way the fuck up there.

 

[Spartacus]

mack bolan

 

[wutangnomo]

If there are women in this group then I revoke my membership. I thought there was a clear underlying assumption that women could not be part of this organization? Make your decision now bros or lose me as a member.

 

[Spartacus]

quaking here
quaking