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Middle East/Israel relationship --- Israel is like the new hottie at Middle East High School. Although she comes from money, she has had a pretty hard life. She's been bouncing around from state to state and school to school never feeling like she really had a home till now. She's always had to fight other girls at her new schools because they were always jealous of her. She's a little bit of a snobby bitch, but DAMN the Middle East High guys want a piece of that ass. Guys in her shcool constantly make cheesy moves on her. She always resists their advances, and since she's a tough and fiesty little bitch, she also has no problems with slapping the shit out of any one of them if they get too rude. After the repeated rejections she utterly destroys their ego and rumors begin to fly that she is a cunt. They still want her ass though.
Palestinian/Middle East relationship --- Palestine is a bit on the trailer trash side. She gets "passed around" by the Middle East High guys quite a bit. She wants to be accepted by there clique and wants to call herself one of them. They keep her around, but really will never make her their "real girlfriend" and sure as hell wont bring her home to momma. She will never get married to them and gets kicked out of bed regularly. The Middle East High guys do find a new use for Palestine. They use her to harrass Israel.
Palestinian/Israel relationship--- Palestine hates Israel. Israel came into her territory and stole all the attention of the Middle East guys. She is jealous of Israel, and admittedly, Israel turns her nose up to Palestine on a regular basis as well. Palestine tries to get Jerry Springer on Israels ass every once in a while but Israel is no priss and can throw down with the best of 'em.
Iraq/Israel relationship--- Iraq is like that one skinny little fucker who's a little more psycho than the rest of the guys in school. The other guys still call them their friend but admit he is a little bit of a wack job. He has a REALLY bad delusion of getting Israel to be his. He has no social skills and goes about it all wrong. He stalks her, calls and leaves psycho messeges. This actually starts to really concern Israel, especially the messege "if I can't have you noone can". Ther was even one time when Iraq came up and grabbed Israels ass, she smacked the shit out of him. Over the many months and on to the next few years, Iraq spirals into exceedingly psychotic behavior that even his friends start to try and dissociate from him.
USA/Israel relationship--- USA is like the good looking, rich, popular football star from the private school down the road Western High School. He is loved by his fair weather friends and hated by the nerds, geeks, and poor kids. Israel sees him at a party and starts flirting with him. All his money, power, and popularity is so intoxicating. USA can have any girl he wants but somehow Israel has put a spell on him. This makes all the other girls jealous and begin to hate Israel. Things like "USA is just a meathead jock bully and Israel is just a pretentions whore" are heard throught the halls of both schools. The rest of the world mumbles under their breath about how they hate USA and Israel but kiss their ass to their face so they can hang out with the cool people.
USA/Iraq relationship--- Iraq's jealousy boils and his hate for Israel grows. USA and Israel have been dating for a few years now. All this time Israel has kept secret Iraqs harrassment, thinking she could handle it herself. She finally tells USA about Iraq's exceedingly bizzaar behavior and tells of her growing concern. USA quickly calls Iraq on teh phone and gives him a little warning. "If you don't stop your shit I'll beat your ass". Iraq backs down but begins his evil plot to kill them both.
Months later, Iraq in a drunken stupor at a club, decides he's gonna date rape one of his female cousins Kuwait. He makes his way to the door with her, when he surprisingly sees USA. USA just so happened to be a bouncer at the club. Unbeknownst to Iraq, Kuwait is one of USA's good friends. USA see's whats about to happen and stops him from taking her out of the club. USA tells Iraq he better get the fuck outta there. Iraq says "fuck you" and says "you can't tell me what to do". USA commences to bitch slapping Iraq and throwing him out the door. He should've knocked his ass out and this will haunt USA in the future.
AlQueda/USA relationship--- One night while USA is enjoying a drink at the bar, this shady character named Al Queda comes in the club. USA recognizes him but doesn't pay him much attention. Al walks over to USA, and out of nowhere, sucker punches him. USA staggers a bit, and when he opens his eyes, says "WTF?". He goes after Al but Al's big brother Taliban gets in the way and says "to get to AL you gotta go through me". Al continues to run out of the club with USA giving chase. The cops (UN) grab USA and make him stop. USA tells the cops what just happened but they tell USA they'll arrest him if he goes after Al. USA vows to catch Al and his brothers ass and dish out some beatdown. Sure enough USA catches Al and his brother out on the street and commences to pound the shit out of both of them. Al, all bloody and humble, tells USA that Iraq paid him to sucker punch him.
USA/UN relationship--- USA calls the Cops (UN) and tells them what Al Queda told USA. He also reminds the cops that Iraq has got a long rapsheet and about the attempted rape incedent with Kuwait. USA angrily tells the Cops they should've handled him a long time ago . UN dismisses Iraq's behavior and says "until he actually hits you, we can't do anything". USA here's rumors that IRAQ is starting to illegally conceal and carry guns,pepper spray, knives etc. Iraq even knifed a member of his own family and begins to regularly brandish these weapons to his neighbors, always mumbling idle threats. USA tells the UN, but once again, they say "we'll look into it, but need actual proof"..... USA knows he's gotta do something even if the cops don't want him to.
USA vs. Iraq--- USA trys to get a few of his friends together to confront Iraq but unfortunately finds out alot of his friends are pussies. Those friends warned USA that Iraq was a badass and didn't want Iraq to possibly seek revenge on them later on. They told USA that if you just leave him alone he wont bother anyone. Hippies from his old highschool start saying how USA was always a bully and protest that Iraq isn't doing anything wrong at all.
USA decides to go it alone. He goes to Iraq's house and knocks on the door. Iraq comes to the door and looks through the peep hole. Iraq screams "what the fuck do you want". USA says "gimme your illegal weapons or I'll just breaks the door down and take them." Iraq threatens he'll kill USA and his girlfriend and even threatened innocent bystanders if they didn't go away. USA just shrugs his shoulders and proceeds to knock Iraq's door down and beat the living shit out of IRAQ. Neighbors call the cops (UN) and the cops rush over to Iraqs house. The cops are about to arrest USA when all of the sudden they see this stockpile of illegal weapons. USA says calmly "told ya so". The cops even find a rambling, paranoid manefesto about how he planned on going out in a blaze of glory and how he was going to destoy the world. The UN kisses USA's ass, gives him a pat on the back, and tells him what a good job he's done. They even ask if they can do anything to help now that its over. USA says fuck you and goes home to get some lovin' that Israel promised him for kicking Iraqs ass.
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Palestinian/Middle East relationship --- Palestine is a bit on the trailer trash side. She gets "passed around" by the Middle East High guys quite a bit. She wants to be accepted by there clique and wants to call herself one of them. They keep her around, but really will never make her their "real girlfriend" and sure as hell wont bring her home to momma. She will never get married to them and gets kicked out of bed regularly. The Middle East High guys do find a new use for Palestine. They use her to harrass Israel.
Palestinian/Israel relationship--- Palestine hates Israel. Israel came into her territory and stole all the attention of the Middle East guys. She is jealous of Israel, and admittedly, Israel turns her nose up to Palestine on a regular basis as well. Palestine tries to get Jerry Springer on Israels ass every once in a while but Israel is no priss and can throw down with the best of 'em.
Iraq/Israel relationship--- Iraq is like that one skinny little fucker who's a little more psycho than the rest of the guys in school. The other guys still call them their friend but admit he is a little bit of a wack job. He has a REALLY bad delusion of getting Israel to be his. He has no social skills and goes about it all wrong. He stalks her, calls and leaves psycho messeges. This actually starts to really concern Israel, especially the messege "if I can't have you noone can". Ther was even one time when Iraq came up and grabbed Israels ass, she smacked the shit out of him. Over the many months and on to the next few years, Iraq spirals into exceedingly psychotic behavior that even his friends start to try and dissociate from him.
USA/Israel relationship--- USA is like the good looking, rich, popular football star from the private school down the road Western High School. He is loved by his fair weather friends and hated by the nerds, geeks, and poor kids. Israel sees him at a party and starts flirting with him. All his money, power, and popularity is so intoxicating. USA can have any girl he wants but somehow Israel has put a spell on him. This makes all the other girls jealous and begin to hate Israel. Things like "USA is just a meathead jock bully and Israel is just a pretentions whore" are heard throught the halls of both schools. The rest of the world mumbles under their breath about how they hate USA and Israel but kiss their ass to their face so they can hang out with the cool people.
USA/Iraq relationship--- Iraq's jealousy boils and his hate for Israel grows. USA and Israel have been dating for a few years now. All this time Israel has kept secret Iraqs harrassment, thinking she could handle it herself. She finally tells USA about Iraq's exceedingly bizzaar behavior and tells of her growing concern. USA quickly calls Iraq on teh phone and gives him a little warning. "If you don't stop your shit I'll beat your ass". Iraq backs down but begins his evil plot to kill them both.
Months later, Iraq in a drunken stupor at a club, decides he's gonna date rape one of his female cousins Kuwait. He makes his way to the door with her, when he surprisingly sees USA. USA just so happened to be a bouncer at the club. Unbeknownst to Iraq, Kuwait is one of USA's good friends. USA see's whats about to happen and stops him from taking her out of the club. USA tells Iraq he better get the fuck outta there. Iraq says "fuck you" and says "you can't tell me what to do". USA commences to bitch slapping Iraq and throwing him out the door. He should've knocked his ass out and this will haunt USA in the future.
AlQueda/USA relationship--- One night while USA is enjoying a drink at the bar, this shady character named Al Queda comes in the club. USA recognizes him but doesn't pay him much attention. Al walks over to USA, and out of nowhere, sucker punches him. USA staggers a bit, and when he opens his eyes, says "WTF?". He goes after Al but Al's big brother Taliban gets in the way and says "to get to AL you gotta go through me". Al continues to run out of the club with USA giving chase. The cops (UN) grab USA and make him stop. USA tells the cops what just happened but they tell USA they'll arrest him if he goes after Al. USA vows to catch Al and his brothers ass and dish out some beatdown. Sure enough USA catches Al and his brother out on the street and commences to pound the shit out of both of them. Al, all bloody and humble, tells USA that Iraq paid him to sucker punch him.
USA/UN relationship--- USA calls the Cops (UN) and tells them what Al Queda told USA. He also reminds the cops that Iraq has got a long rapsheet and about the attempted rape incedent with Kuwait. USA angrily tells the Cops they should've handled him a long time ago . UN dismisses Iraq's behavior and says "until he actually hits you, we can't do anything". USA here's rumors that IRAQ is starting to illegally conceal and carry guns,pepper spray, knives etc. Iraq even knifed a member of his own family and begins to regularly brandish these weapons to his neighbors, always mumbling idle threats. USA tells the UN, but once again, they say "we'll look into it, but need actual proof"..... USA knows he's gotta do something even if the cops don't want him to.
USA vs. Iraq--- USA trys to get a few of his friends together to confront Iraq but unfortunately finds out alot of his friends are pussies. Those friends warned USA that Iraq was a badass and didn't want Iraq to possibly seek revenge on them later on. They told USA that if you just leave him alone he wont bother anyone. Hippies from his old highschool start saying how USA was always a bully and protest that Iraq isn't doing anything wrong at all.
USA decides to go it alone. He goes to Iraq's house and knocks on the door. Iraq comes to the door and looks through the peep hole. Iraq screams "what the fuck do you want". USA says "gimme your illegal weapons or I'll just breaks the door down and take them." Iraq threatens he'll kill USA and his girlfriend and even threatened innocent bystanders if they didn't go away. USA just shrugs his shoulders and proceeds to knock Iraq's door down and beat the living shit out of IRAQ. Neighbors call the cops (UN) and the cops rush over to Iraqs house. The cops are about to arrest USA when all of the sudden they see this stockpile of illegal weapons. USA says calmly "told ya so". The cops even find a rambling, paranoid manefesto about how he planned on going out in a blaze of glory and how he was going to destoy the world. The UN kisses USA's ass, gives him a pat on the back, and tells him what a good job he's done. They even ask if they can do anything to help now that its over. USA says fuck you and goes home to get some lovin' that Israel promised him for kicking Iraqs ass.
THE END
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