EF Real World

[habitualhealth]

heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing

this made me laugh. like you've ever touched a drug in your life, coolfly.

 

[swolenole]

heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing

Could well be the most insiteful post I've seen here on EF in a long time..

 

[Bikini Mod]

heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing

At least you got the "as she sleeps" part right Though methinks it would be hard for you to get past waking my husband.... WTF am I saying here... as if I would NEED the help of a desperate old man in kicking this FEEBLE moron's ass.

gah... refer back to my first post on the thread about which EFer I would feel the need to bitchslap.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh here... lemme help ya out!

Absolutely

I'd like to bitch-slap BM with a sledge hammer

To which I replied directly:

There isn't a single board member that is worth the effort of me even giving them a second thought, let alone the effort of me having to sully my clean hands by touching them. LMFAO I avoid excrement on the street with my feet. Why on earth would I touch it with my hands?


And those who bring value to the board have my utmost respect and gratitude for having enriched my life. Why would I want to perpetrate violence on them?

T'would seem that *someone* has anger management issues to the nth degree.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Oh here... lemme help ya out!

To which I replied directly:

T'would seem that *someone* has anger management issues to the nth degree.

Why does he think he can even afford the bus ticket to get to TX much less be able to get into the house? Baby, you'd kick his ass in your sleep no need to wake ya up. This poor guy really has some self esteem issues, be gentle, he might cry...

He spends all his time wacking the winkie so probably can't move either of his arms at the end of the day. GOD I would hate to see how he types...

 

[swolenole]

Why does he think he can even afford the bus ticket to get to TX much less be able to get into the house? Baby, you'd kick his ass in your sleep no need to wake ya up. This poor guy really has some self esteem issues, be gentle, he might cry...

He spends all his time wacking the winkie so probably can't move either of his arms at the end of the day. GOD I would hate to see how he types...

So are you sterotyping all masterbators in general or just one in particular....I'm trying not to take offence here.........

 

[Bikini Mod]

So are you sterotyping all masterbators in general or just one in particular....I'm trying not to take offence here.........

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

So are you sterotyping all masterbators in general or just one in particular....I'm trying not to take offence here.........

Of course not, I think there are many kinds of masturbators, ant farm still hasn't got it right. I on the other hand depending on which hand of course, I KNOW there is a difference!

So Bro Swole, not directed anywhere close to you!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Why does he think he can even afford the bus ticket to get to TX much less be able to get into the house? Baby, you'd kick his ass in your sleep no need to wake ya up. This poor guy really has some self esteem issues, be gentle, he might cry...

True, true....

He spends all his time wacking the winkie so probably can't move either of his arms at the end of the day. GOD I would hate to see how he types...

So this explains why he has to tell his girl to get on her knees and suck his cock in a display of her gratitude for being treated so well. If she only knew what he was doing when she was too busy gagging on the cock that he just forced into her face to notice..... *tsk* *tsk*




ewwwwwww that thought just creeped me out.

 

[Ilk]

heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing

This post is the best....

Describes everyone down to a T...

except GD...

But shadow can't look at other women anymore, So he can be in, Deal?