EF Nursery Rhymes, please contribute

[Gambino]

diggery diggery doc
some alter was sucking my cock
spellwin walked in,
stinking of gin,
now I'm left fucking my sock

 

[H_T_]

there was a man from Marquette
whom everyone would like to forget
he put an obnoxious spin...
on every thread he was in....
and his real handle is Digger, i bet......

 

[c00per]

Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

 

[H_T_]

Lil HumanTarget
sat in the corner
fingering Gymgurl dry....
he stuck in his thumb....
pulled out some cum......and said, "fuck, this is better than pie!"

 

[Gambino]

lol

 

[Gymgurl]

Lil HumanTarget
sat in the corner
fingering Gymgurl dry....
he stuck in his thumb....
pulled out some cum......and said, "fuck, this is better than pie!"

OMG LMAO.....your bad....very bad

 

[H_T_]

OMG LMAO.....your bad....very bad

was kinda hoping it would go unnoticed....

 

[Gymgurl]

I notice all...well almost when Im not you shopping

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

Im DBBT, fat as can be
I dont understand why people make fun of me.

Im overweight, have bitch tits, yeah..so what?
Everyone knows I like to take it hard in the butt!

I have some friends..satch and indy to name a few,
They both rubbed my cock, and it grew and grew.

They stuck me with 10000ius of weisman gh, what can I say?
Nothing really, just that im really fucking gay.

I must go now, but let me ask you all this..
Why does it burn like hell, when im trying to piss?

 

[H_T_]

I notice all...well almost when Im not you shopping

me shopping?

 

[H_T_]

Bat, bat, come under my hat,
And I'll give you a slice of bacon;
And when I bake,
I'll give you a cake,
If you are not Gonelifting.

 

[Dunk]

Georgie Spellwin quite contrary...

Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy!

 

[rykertest]

I made a thread about poo,
AAP said this I cannot do,
then his avatar showed cawk,
I said hickory DICKory dock,
and now here is a poem for you.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lol

 

[H_T_]

i do not like Green Eggs & Pam.....

 

[rykertest]

needtogetas is a blast I must say,
even though I suspect he is gay,
he says angels his girl and she seems like a pearl,
but I wonder about himanyway.

 

[chewyxrage]

there once was a man named 'bino
got fucked by some dude name Vino
claimed he loved the bitches
so why does his ass require stitches?

 

[PICK3]

If PICK3 lived across the sea
what great swimmers the women here would be

 

[PICK3]

One day when the sky was blue
down the road the shit wagon flew
it hit a bump and a cry was heard
Javaguru was hit by a flying turd

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

COTB rocks my nuts
or so say alters gone kaputz
they plead and they beg
and hump Digger's leg
til he says "Uh-uh, lights out tutz."

 

[seizer]

there once was a michigan bor, probably a little titted whore
from buttfuck idaho, they called him gambino
make that two, add that sobbing humantarg
when AAP goes to the gym, he calls it the meat mart
and when pick3 picks me, ill be dead probably still on my fuckin knees
chewyxrage? nigga please, next page
and when i sleaze, of course, gymgurl wets between her knees
couldnt find a friend, so instead you found the internet
yeah, its twisted but that's sounds like ef

 

[bran987]

there once was this guy
his name was jnevin

he bought lots of beer
at 7-eleven

addicted to booze
it gave him the blues

but now he's EF's best damn jokesman.

 

[bran987]

there's once was this guy named pick3
he flittered and frolicked with glee!
but got fucked up the ass
ended up in a cast
resulting in EF's gay bash spokesman.

 

[PICK3]

there's once was this guy named pick3
he flittered and frolicked with glee!
but got fucked up the ass
ended up in a cast
resulting in EF's gay bash spokesman.

lmao!

I mean ... wtf???

 

[Longhorn85]

Big boy blue,
you are my horn
'least that's what I call you
when you're tired and worn
Where is the woman
who was under the sheets?
her ass is worn out,
she's fast asleep.
Will you wake her?
of course, say I
and when I do,
we'll be up all night.

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

Hickory Dickory Dock,
DBBT likes big cock.
The clock struck one,
sum cum ran down!
Hickory Dickory Dock.

Hickory Dickory Dock,
DBBT grabbed satchs cock,
The clock struck two 2,
Away he blew,
Hickory Dickory Dock.

 

[PICK3]

Some poetic bros up in here.

 

[gonelifting]

EF read, and EF post
We all can bench the most

Our muscles big
and cocks too

No one can tell us not

We're the best, and we're tan
and most likely flirting with a man!!!