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hellorhih2o
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George Spellwin gave me permission to run a few reports on the EF Membership Database. All of these numbers are statistically significant and scientifically derived:
1. Percentage of EF members that does not live on the East Coast or in the State of California: 42.67%
2. Percentage of EF members that is best described as "Right-wing Christian Fanatics": 42.67%
3. Politically incorrect phrase that would perfectly describe group 2: "xxxx" (last edited by George Spellwin)
4. Number of jews: 0.5 (adopted jews counted as half a jew)
5. Percentage of EF members who think eccentric contraction is an odd thing that sometimes happen to pregnant women: 22%
6. Percentage of EF members who do not own a gym membership but spends most of the awaken time on EF: 12.63%
7. Percentage of EF members who have no life: "Error, query identical to query 6"
8. Percentage of EF mods that will "list you" if you seem vaguely trustworthy: xxx% (last edited by George Spellwin)
9. Percentage of Homosexual EF members (not counting George Spellwin): 21%
10. Percentage of Heterosexual EF members that gets very argumentative and defensive whenever the word "gay" is brought up: 9.2184735%
11. Percentage of Heterosexual EF members that knows the complete lyrics to "Hello Dolly": 9.2184735%
12. Percentage of EF members that actively maintains at least twelve handles: 14%
13. Percentage of IP numbers logged from Psychiatric Institutions: 19.3%
14. Percentage of EF members that lists "Gender" as "?": 55%
15. Percentage of EF member that truthfully cannot fill out "Gender": 12.377%
16. Statistically proven correlation between group 6 and group 15: 98%
17. Number of EF members who should stop harassing hellorhih2o immediately: 1
More statistics will be released at a later date.
1. Percentage of EF members that does not live on the East Coast or in the State of California: 42.67%
2. Percentage of EF members that is best described as "Right-wing Christian Fanatics": 42.67%
3. Politically incorrect phrase that would perfectly describe group 2: "xxxx" (last edited by George Spellwin)
4. Number of jews: 0.5 (adopted jews counted as half a jew)
5. Percentage of EF members who think eccentric contraction is an odd thing that sometimes happen to pregnant women: 22%
6. Percentage of EF members who do not own a gym membership but spends most of the awaken time on EF: 12.63%
7. Percentage of EF members who have no life: "Error, query identical to query 6"
8. Percentage of EF mods that will "list you" if you seem vaguely trustworthy: xxx% (last edited by George Spellwin)
9. Percentage of Homosexual EF members (not counting George Spellwin): 21%
10. Percentage of Heterosexual EF members that gets very argumentative and defensive whenever the word "gay" is brought up: 9.2184735%
11. Percentage of Heterosexual EF members that knows the complete lyrics to "Hello Dolly": 9.2184735%
12. Percentage of EF members that actively maintains at least twelve handles: 14%
13. Percentage of IP numbers logged from Psychiatric Institutions: 19.3%
14. Percentage of EF members that lists "Gender" as "?": 55%
15. Percentage of EF member that truthfully cannot fill out "Gender": 12.377%
16. Statistically proven correlation between group 6 and group 15: 98%
17. Number of EF members who should stop harassing hellorhih2o immediately: 1
More statistics will be released at a later date.
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