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ok bitches im bored like you have no idea, so im just going to start typing
episode 1
the girl: Covergrl80
the guys: AAP, Dunk, needtogetaas, alien amp pharm
part 1: sidewalk introduction
Covergirl stands there looking into the camera and at the cameraman at the same time, playing with her hair
Dunk walks down the street like he has ballrash, overdeveloped traps (from spotting killahbee on bench press) barely supporting a gold chain with gold cross big enough to stop the Titanic in the middle of the Atlantic during a hurricane sitting over his wifebeater, white pants and a long sleeved top with popped collar, hair like a midnight black sea urchin eating his brain "Hiyah baybee! how you doin'?" with a smile creasing his leathery, overtanned face like a giant brown foreskin with teeth and eyebrows (wait...eyebrow) Covergirl80 of course gives her favorite "deer in the headlights" look variation #1134 and smiles demurely
Cut to alien amp pharm walking down the sidewalk with a dozen roses, a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, another rose up his sleeve, and a series of giant fluffy teddy bears each with a letter on their chest, spelling out the words "I LOVE YOU" wheeled by an army of porters behind him. alien amp is wearing clothes he borrowed from his 16 year old brother, bluejeans hanging off his meatless arse, white muscle top peeking out of an orange striped collared top, his facial expressing looking like a goofier version of Chandler from Friends with his slack jaw injected with enough botox to paralyse an elephant. aap is heard mumbling "you think she'll like me? did i bring enough gifts? should i have brought a laptop with AIM installed? gee i hope shes younger than 17, those girls always pwn me
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alien amp pharm puts on his most suave look, but manages a face a bit like he just found out he has genital herpes "h-h-h-h-h-hi there covergrl80, i, uh, uh, brought you a, uh, uh present" *27 porters pile a semitrailer load of cheesy gifts on the sidewalk* Covergrl smiles and gives him a fake hug with her pelvis 2 feet away from aaps crotch "oh thankyou, youre so sweet!" and promptly turns around. aaps hands unconciously move to grope her breasts, until slapped away by a disgusted looking Dunk. aap looks at his shiny black shoes, ashamed.
cut to AAP strutting down the street in a net singlet, then out of nowhere "Staying Alive" the The Bee Gees starts playing, white baggy pants and a new moustache bigger than Tom Sellecks, walking as if his penis is a giant magnet dragging him down the street towards another giant magnet. gangs of little chinese girls jump out of the bushes screaming "aaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaah! AAP!!! we love you AAP!" with giant signs above thier heads AAP rolls his eyes contemptuously, flicks his hands backwards showing off his ring encrusted finger, and keeps strutting, not missing a beat, walks straight up to Covergrl80, stops suddenly, looks her up and down, circles her, looks her up and down again, cocks his head to the side, purses his lips and says "bitch." they exchange air kisses and catty looks
Cut to Needto, stumbling down the street with a high n tight, baggy blue jeans and white FUBU singlet with his flabby nipples clearly visible, steps out of the way of one of the cranes putting all the teddy bears into a garbage truck, walks up to Covergrl80 in front of Dunk tapping his foot on the ground, AAP with his hands on his hips and aap fixated on Covergrl80s breasts with his lips unconciously twitching and says "hi hunie imm needto" they peck on the cheeks and she says "hi im Covergrl80". Needto says "thats such a bautiful name you have! just how id spel it!"
shit i have to go, ill brb with part 2: The Bar
episode 1
the girl: Covergrl80
the guys: AAP, Dunk, needtogetaas, alien amp pharm
part 1: sidewalk introduction
Covergirl stands there looking into the camera and at the cameraman at the same time, playing with her hair
Dunk walks down the street like he has ballrash, overdeveloped traps (from spotting killahbee on bench press) barely supporting a gold chain with gold cross big enough to stop the Titanic in the middle of the Atlantic during a hurricane sitting over his wifebeater, white pants and a long sleeved top with popped collar, hair like a midnight black sea urchin eating his brain "Hiyah baybee! how you doin'?" with a smile creasing his leathery, overtanned face like a giant brown foreskin with teeth and eyebrows (wait...eyebrow) Covergirl80 of course gives her favorite "deer in the headlights" look variation #1134 and smiles demurely
Cut to alien amp pharm walking down the sidewalk with a dozen roses, a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, another rose up his sleeve, and a series of giant fluffy teddy bears each with a letter on their chest, spelling out the words "I LOVE YOU" wheeled by an army of porters behind him. alien amp is wearing clothes he borrowed from his 16 year old brother, bluejeans hanging off his meatless arse, white muscle top peeking out of an orange striped collared top, his facial expressing looking like a goofier version of Chandler from Friends with his slack jaw injected with enough botox to paralyse an elephant. aap is heard mumbling "you think she'll like me? did i bring enough gifts? should i have brought a laptop with AIM installed? gee i hope shes younger than 17, those girls always pwn me
"alien amp pharm puts on his most suave look, but manages a face a bit like he just found out he has genital herpes "h-h-h-h-h-hi there covergrl80, i, uh, uh, brought you a, uh, uh present" *27 porters pile a semitrailer load of cheesy gifts on the sidewalk* Covergrl smiles and gives him a fake hug with her pelvis 2 feet away from aaps crotch "oh thankyou, youre so sweet!" and promptly turns around. aaps hands unconciously move to grope her breasts, until slapped away by a disgusted looking Dunk. aap looks at his shiny black shoes, ashamed.
cut to AAP strutting down the street in a net singlet, then out of nowhere "Staying Alive" the The Bee Gees starts playing, white baggy pants and a new moustache bigger than Tom Sellecks, walking as if his penis is a giant magnet dragging him down the street towards another giant magnet. gangs of little chinese girls jump out of the bushes screaming "aaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaah! AAP!!! we love you AAP!" with giant signs above thier heads AAP rolls his eyes contemptuously, flicks his hands backwards showing off his ring encrusted finger, and keeps strutting, not missing a beat, walks straight up to Covergrl80, stops suddenly, looks her up and down, circles her, looks her up and down again, cocks his head to the side, purses his lips and says "bitch." they exchange air kisses and catty looks
Cut to Needto, stumbling down the street with a high n tight, baggy blue jeans and white FUBU singlet with his flabby nipples clearly visible, steps out of the way of one of the cranes putting all the teddy bears into a garbage truck, walks up to Covergrl80 in front of Dunk tapping his foot on the ground, AAP with his hands on his hips and aap fixated on Covergrl80s breasts with his lips unconciously twitching and says "hi hunie imm needto" they peck on the cheeks and she says "hi im Covergrl80". Needto says "thats such a bautiful name you have! just how id spel it!"
shit i have to go, ill brb with part 2: The Bar
sucked in, bitches, i know you cant get enough 
no no i have to go, brb 
