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GoldenDelicious

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ok bitches im bored like you have no idea, so im just going to start typing

episode 1

the girl: Covergrl80

the guys: AAP, Dunk, needtogetaas, alien amp pharm

part 1: sidewalk introduction

Covergirl stands there looking into the camera and at the cameraman at the same time, playing with her hair

Dunk walks down the street like he has ballrash, overdeveloped traps (from spotting killahbee on bench press) barely supporting a gold chain with gold cross big enough to stop the Titanic in the middle of the Atlantic during a hurricane sitting over his wifebeater, white pants and a long sleeved top with popped collar, hair like a midnight black sea urchin eating his brain "Hiyah baybee! how you doin'?" with a smile creasing his leathery, overtanned face like a giant brown foreskin with teeth and eyebrows (wait...eyebrow) Covergirl80 of course gives her favorite "deer in the headlights" look variation #1134 and smiles demurely

Cut to alien amp pharm walking down the sidewalk with a dozen roses, a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, another rose up his sleeve, and a series of giant fluffy teddy bears each with a letter on their chest, spelling out the words "I LOVE YOU" wheeled by an army of porters behind him. alien amp is wearing clothes he borrowed from his 16 year old brother, bluejeans hanging off his meatless arse, white muscle top peeking out of an orange striped collared top, his facial expressing looking like a goofier version of Chandler from Friends with his slack jaw injected with enough botox to paralyse an elephant. aap is heard mumbling "you think she'll like me? did i bring enough gifts? should i have brought a laptop with AIM installed? gee i hope shes younger than 17, those girls always pwn me :( "

alien amp pharm puts on his most suave look, but manages a face a bit like he just found out he has genital herpes "h-h-h-h-h-hi there covergrl80, i, uh, uh, brought you a, uh, uh present" *27 porters pile a semitrailer load of cheesy gifts on the sidewalk* Covergrl smiles and gives him a fake hug with her pelvis 2 feet away from aaps crotch "oh thankyou, youre so sweet!" and promptly turns around. aaps hands unconciously move to grope her breasts, until slapped away by a disgusted looking Dunk. aap looks at his shiny black shoes, ashamed.

cut to AAP strutting down the street in a net singlet, then out of nowhere "Staying Alive" the The Bee Gees starts playing, white baggy pants and a new moustache bigger than Tom Sellecks, walking as if his penis is a giant magnet dragging him down the street towards another giant magnet. gangs of little chinese girls jump out of the bushes screaming "aaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaah! AAP!!! we love you AAP!" with giant signs above thier heads AAP rolls his eyes contemptuously, flicks his hands backwards showing off his ring encrusted finger, and keeps strutting, not missing a beat, walks straight up to Covergrl80, stops suddenly, looks her up and down, circles her, looks her up and down again, cocks his head to the side, purses his lips and says "bitch." they exchange air kisses and catty looks

Cut to Needto, stumbling down the street with a high n tight, baggy blue jeans and white FUBU singlet with his flabby nipples clearly visible, steps out of the way of one of the cranes putting all the teddy bears into a garbage truck, walks up to Covergrl80 in front of Dunk tapping his foot on the ground, AAP with his hands on his hips and aap fixated on Covergrl80s breasts with his lips unconciously twitching and says "hi hunie imm needto" they peck on the cheeks and she says "hi im Covergrl80". Needto says "thats such a bautiful name you have! just how id spel it!"

shit i have to go, ill brb with part 2: The Bar
 
Part 2: The bar

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah gotchas! you thought i was going ot write it, didnt you ;) sucked in, bitches, i know you cant get enough :D no no i have to go, brb :)
 
LOL!!!

this is by far your best story, EVER.

karma when i recharge, lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
Part 2: The bar

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah gotchas! you thought i was going ot write it, didnt you ;) sucked in, bitches, i know you cant get enough :D no no i have to go, brb :)
asshole!! we need to see how this shitpans out... does AAP end up penetrating needtogetas... and dunk bitch slaps aap?
 
part 2: The Bar

now we cut to the inside of an english themed bar, polished brass fittings around the stools and bar, those gay little green lights and even gayer pictures of The Beatles. everyone files past the camera but alien amp pharm stops and looks towards the camera taking up the whole shot and we all notice that he has exactly the same hairstyle as John Lennon. Covergrl80 sits on a large circular leather lounge with a small circular table in front of it, AAP on the extreme left, reclined, examining his nails with a sour expression on his face, followed by Dunk, sitting with his legs wide open as if he has 3 pedestal fans cooling his inflamed ballrash, half a hand down his pants, Al Bundy style. on the Extreme right is Needto, who is leaning towards Covergrl80 with his elbows on his knees, exposing his ghostly white left tit with a few pathetic wispy hairs sticking out of it, and on the inner right is alien amp pharm sitting rigidly with his knees superglued to each other looking a bit like Mr Bean with an icecube up his arse

Covergrl80 (deer in the headlights expression variation #7883): "so, guys, lets start with what you guys do for a living. how about you, AAP?" AAP glares at her like he would at a bit of dirt that dared get under one of his fingernails and says "biiiitch puh-lease! why you wanna kno that?" (head moves from side to side like one of those bitches from Ricki Lake) "you want my money? well you bes' find yoursef a maaaaan you can twist round yo' little fingah, cause you aint shiiiit! think id have your lily white ass livin in MY house, at MY parties, drinking MY smirnoff blacks? biiitch you out of yo mind?" Covergrl80 makes her eyes go wider (if thats possible) and says "but AAP-" AAP cuts her off with a finger under her nose and says "biiiitch!! dont deny it, all you white girls is the same, y'all have vaginas and sheet" and glares at her down the bridge of his nose. Covergrl80 looks dumbstruck (aka deer in the headlights variation #3445) at the camera, and we notice alien amp pharms hand sneaking towards Covergrl80s crotch. Needto notices it and slaps it away, silently mouthing "bro what the fuck are you doing mang?" to alien amp pharm. aap looks shocked and shrugs his shoulders and says "what? what?"

Covergrl80 turns to Needto, clears her throat and says "so, uh, Needto, uh, what do you do for a living?" (in the background we hear AAP proclaiming "what the shits with the fuckin service in this place? wahts a girl have to do to get a drink? YOU! waiter! i dont care if you dont work here, come here now!) Needto says "wel, imm in the pipelayying bisnis. anytim a man wants sum pip laide, he cals me, an i bend over and the pipe gets laid" then Dunks head shoots onto the TV screen, popping one of the helium balloons that were floating from the table centrepiece with a razor tipped hairspike, and he says "bro, are you sayin guys pay you to get their pipes laid? bro, the faggotry at this table just fuckin shot up. wadaboolshit!!" then he looks at Covergrl80 "yo bayebee lets dump these stiffs and get back so i can give you some stiffs of my own, yo" and smiles, showing his horse sized teeth. everyone in the table stops and stares at his monstrously huge choppers. the music turns off. people stop talking. its just dead silence with all the people in the bar looking at teeth that look like they belong in a packet of tuttie frutti chewing gum. no one moves...until we see alien amp pharms hand creeping towards Covergrl80s boob. then the barman comes with a tray of drinks and everything goes normal again. then AAP looks up and says "hey. that barman looks familiar" and from a distance we hear the barman say "id hit it." Dunk looks at AAP and says "hey is that fuckin'..." and AAP says "yeah...i think it is....damn that boy has a fine ass" Dunk says "yeah, yeah...youre right, he doe..." then looks at the camera with a panicked expression :worried:

Covergrl80 turns to alien amp pharm and says "so, alien amp pharm, what do you-" and aap cuts her off, putting his nose 2mm from hers and says "do you like AIM? i like AIM. AIM is cool" Covergrl80 jerks her head back, blinks and looks to Needto for help (aka deer in the headlights look #9954). alien amp pharm moves his nose 2mm from hers again and says "can we have sex? please? im a virgin. but the sex will be good, because...i love you" he flips his rose out from up his sleeve and puts it 3mm away from Covergrl80s right eye. Covergrl80 says "uh, well, i, uh..." and we hear AAP in the background cackling. Then needto says "bro wtf is youre problm mang? yur a fukin bad bro, bro!"

Then the fat arse of a matronly producer cuts into the scene and says "Covergrl80 sweetie, its time to decide who to elimidate" Covergrl80 looks relieved, smooths her hair back, pouts her lips and says "guys, im really sorry to have to do this, its a really hard decision, but....Dunk, I have to elimidate you" Dunk looks dumbstruck and says "Whadda...Whadda...Whaddabooooolshit! what the hells is wrong with youse broads? whattabout HIM?!" and points at alien amp pharm, who, off camera, has moved his lips an inch from Covergrl80s left nipple and was clearly about to lunge for it. aaps eyes roll towards the ceiling and he silently says "why? why dear God, so close..." and Covergirl says "im sorry Dunk, but...i just dont feel that way about you, youre a really nice guy and all, but...you have to go" Dunk says "But-" and AAPs hand falls on his shoulder. he turns, and we see AAPs sneering face, and he says "Biiiitch....you just got CUT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA" and everyone in the bar laughs (hahahahhaa x 1000) and Dunk is dragged out of the bar by 2 bouncers by his arms. magically, his legs are still wide open as he's dragged out

ok bitches, im sick of typing, and i have to go train, soooooo when i come back and im in a good mood, ill write part 3...The StripClub
 
:lmao:
 
Dunk said:
Im done? waddaboolshit. Bring me back. (somehow)
dont worry, episode 4 is at the gay bar ;) ill give you leather pants with the arsecheeks cut out if you like ;)

and qt i do NOT have a hard on for anyone, thankyouverymuch...my wang is very well trained ;) *goldens penis snaps at him* "dooooooooown boy, doooooooooooown! back i say!"

anyway writing dialogue is hard. maybe tomorrow. im going to sleep now :)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
dont worry, episode 4 is at the gay bar ;) ill give you leather pants with the arsecheeks cut out if you like ;)

and qt i do NOT have a hard on for anyone, thankyouverymuch...my wang is very well trained ;) *goldens penis snaps at him* "dooooooooown boy, doooooooooooown! back i say!"

anyway writing dialogue is hard. maybe tomorrow. im going to sleep now :)

lmao @ string_bean00's cameo appearance
 
stilleto said:
can someone just tell me if i'm in this?


Not yet. But you will be.

After I trounce and eliminate the other contenders in the remaining date sites (stripclub, starbucks, art gallery) I am brought onstage to accept my date (and try on her tiara). That is when you heckle me and I tell you that if you can do better maybe you should be up here.

You come up and a Preen-Off ensues. You win the Interview segment because you say the magic words "World Peace" and I say "Fashion First". But I make a comeback and win the swimsuit round because you misplace your thigh cream. The last and determining round of Domestic Talents sees us fighting for first place. With me making Chicken Cassalore a La Orange' and you making Jello shooters......

stay tuned.
 
AAP said:
Not yet. But you will be.

After I trounce and eliminate the other contenders in the remaining date sites (stripclub, starbucks, art gallery) I am brought onstage to accept my date (and try on her tiara). That is when you heckle me and I tell you that if you can do better maybe you should be up here.

You come up and a Preen-Off ensues. You win the Interview segment because you say the magic words "World Peace" and I say "Fashion First". But I make a comeback and win the swimsuit round because you misplace your thigh cream. The last and determining round of Domestic Talents sees us fighting for first place. With me making Chicken Cassalore a La Orange' and you making Jello shooters......

stay tuned.

this is so not even close to reality.


i'd say "whirled peas"
 
GoldenDelicious said:
ok bitches im bored like you have no idea, so im just going to start typing

episode 1

the girl: Covergrl80

the guys: AAP, Dunk, needtogetaas, alien amp pharm

part 1: sidewalk introduction

Covergirl stands there looking into the camera and at the cameraman at the same time, playing with her hair

Dunk walks down the street like he has ballrash, overdeveloped traps (from spotting killahbee on bench press) barely supporting a gold chain with gold cross big enough to stop the Titanic in the middle of the Atlantic during a hurricane sitting over his wifebeater, white pants and a long sleeved top with popped collar, hair like a midnight black sea urchin eating his brain "Hiyah baybee! how you doin'?" with a smile creasing his leathery, overtanned face like a giant brown foreskin with teeth and eyebrows (wait...eyebrow) Covergirl80 of course gives her favorite "deer in the headlights" look variation #1134 and smiles demurely

Cut to alien amp pharm walking down the sidewalk with a dozen roses, a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, another rose up his sleeve, and a series of giant fluffy teddy bears each with a letter on their chest, spelling out the words "I LOVE YOU" wheeled by an army of porters behind him. alien amp is wearing clothes he borrowed from his 16 year old brother, bluejeans hanging off his meatless arse, white muscle top peeking out of an orange striped collared top, his facial expressing looking like a goofier version of Chandler from Friends with his slack jaw injected with enough botox to paralyse an elephant. aap is heard mumbling "you think she'll like me? did i bring enough gifts? should i have brought a laptop with AIM installed? gee i hope shes younger than 17, those girls always pwn me :( "

alien amp pharm puts on his most suave look, but manages a face a bit like he just found out he has genital herpes "h-h-h-h-h-hi there covergrl80, i, uh, uh, brought you a, uh, uh present" *27 porters pile a semitrailer load of cheesy gifts on the sidewalk* Covergrl smiles and gives him a fake hug with her pelvis 2 feet away from aaps crotch "oh thankyou, youre so sweet!" and promptly turns around. aaps hands unconciously move to grope her breasts, until slapped away by a disgusted looking Dunk. aap looks at his shiny black shoes, ashamed.

cut to AAP strutting down the street in a net singlet, then out of nowhere "Staying Alive" the The Bee Gees starts playing, white baggy pants and a new moustache bigger than Tom Sellecks, walking as if his penis is a giant magnet dragging him down the street towards another giant magnet. gangs of little chinese girls jump out of the bushes screaming "aaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaah! AAP!!! we love you AAP!" with giant signs above thier heads AAP rolls his eyes contemptuously, flicks his hands backwards showing off his ring encrusted finger, and keeps strutting, not missing a beat, walks straight up to Covergrl80, stops suddenly, looks her up and down, circles her, looks her up and down again, cocks his head to the side, purses his lips and says "bitch." they exchange air kisses and catty looks

Cut to Needto, stumbling down the street with a high n tight, baggy blue jeans and white FUBU singlet with his flabby nipples clearly visible, steps out of the way of one of the cranes putting all the teddy bears into a garbage truck, walks up to Covergrl80 in front of Dunk tapping his foot on the ground, AAP with his hands on his hips and aap fixated on Covergrl80s breasts with his lips unconciously twitching and says "hi hunie imm needto" they peck on the cheeks and she says "hi im Covergrl80". Needto says "thats such a bautiful name you have! just how id spel it!"

shit i have to go, ill brb with part 2: The Bar



LoL! you looking for work? you could really be a field producer on Blind date.
 
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