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ef ladies help!!! christmas gift dildo help

hamstershaver

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id like to surprise my gf on christmas day by getting her a nice dildo
imagine the sparkle in her eye when she unwraps that bad boy
this will be a gift for both of us since it will give me a break from performing all the time, this way she can get herself off without bugging me to hop on her
now heres the problem, what size to get?
how big are the ones that you own?
shes over 30 and is quite experienced so her vag doesnt have the tightness of a 18yr old
she likes the vag filled up so i need one to meet her dimensions
 
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hamstershaver said:
id like to surprise my gf on christmas day by getting her a nice dildo
imagine the sparkle in her eye when she unwraps that bad boy
this will be a gift for both of us since it will give me a break from performing all the time, this way she can get herself off without bugging me to hop on her
now heres the problem, what size to get?
how big are the ones that you own?
shes over 30 and is quite experienced so her vag doesnt have the tightness of a 18yr old
she likes the vag filled up so i need one to meet her dimensions

Might I suggest the "Vibrating Athos"
 
Actually Hammy I think she'd enjoy a toy that your size. So she could make love to you when you weren't home.

Just get her a chapstick. That will do the job just fine. :)
 
Raina said:
Actually Hammy I think she'd enjoy a toy that your size. So she could make love to you when you weren't home.

Just get her a chapstick. That will do the job just fine. :)
i wish i was hung like chapstick
 
Raina said:
Actually Hammy I think she'd enjoy a toy that your size. So she could make love to you when you weren't home.

Just get her a chapstick. That will do the job just fine. :)
bahahahahahahahaha awesome
 
'Tis the season to be jolly ...

http://store.sex-superstore.com/cgi-bin/toys.cgi?af=9208

If you can't find SOMETHING on here to put a twinkle in her eye you're just not looking.

Still want to be clinical? Put "dildo review" into any search engine.

The fact is, like anything else in our world, what works for one person will not necessarily work for another. You know her, you know what she likes, have fun with it, that's the most important thing! Want to be a real hit? Buy a couple of very different types, and add some other interesting items (e.g., movie, honey, peanut butter, lingerie, alcohol of choice) and pack it all into one super X-X-X rated christmas gift.

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ...
 
MuscleMom said:
'Tis the season to be jolly ...

http://store.sex-superstore.com/cgi-bin/toys.cgi?af=9208

If you can't find SOMETHING on here to put a twinkle in her eye you're just not looking.

Still want to be clinical? Put "dildo review" into any search engine.

The fact is, like anything else in our world, what works for one person will not necessarily work for another. You know her, you know what she likes, have fun with it, that's the most important thing! Want to be a real hit? Buy a couple of very different types, and add some other interesting items (e.g., movie, honey, peanut butter, lingerie, alcohol of choice) and pack it all into one super X-X-X rated christmas gift.

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ...

whoa nice link!!!
i think she might be interested in something like this one
this bad boy 8 1/2 inches long and almost 6 inches in circumference, she would like that
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