EF Camp Out....LMAO!!

[EnderJE]

Ok, this dream was fuggin funny!

Several of us EFers were on a camp out. We were all in sleeping bags under just the night sky, no tent, fire still going. Stick and Fisty were in his sleeping bag (of course), Erzulie was next to them in hers, next to her was Oak, and then me, and NYC and Raina was next to me (notice we kept her away from the group but put them right next to me ). Oak is snoring up a storm, Raina was eating apple pie, Erz was being all pissy, and NYC was making necklaces. I was doing that shit about the one with the universe and trying to sing.
Stick and Fisty were going at it (of course). Fisty was giving Stick instructions and made sure that she got off. Everyone else was asleep...so we thought. All of a sudden we hear a high pitched sigh coming from next to them....it's Erz stabing her eyes after seeing them naked. I could see her hand going crazy with the knife. Because of her noise, Nyc and Raina both wake up and sees whats going on and starts to beg for the knife too. I then wake up and scream ... "WHERE'S THE KNIFE!" But, Erz is too busy with it. At this point, Fisty is finished, yanks on Stick's chain and he stops. We all start laughing, except Oak, he's still snoring like mad. And the dream ends.

I need to get away from here if these dreams continue! lol!

 

[hotzie]

hahahaa great dream

 

[Scotsman]

You must spread K before giving it to ender again.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[StickFigure]

I am seriously LMAO!!!!!!

Im sooo gonna get you for this!!!

 

[EnderJE]

My dream kicks the crap out of your dream.

 

[nycgirl]

Do they make sleeping bags big enough for Stick?

 

[Scotsman]

Do they make sleeping bags big enough for Stick?

What do you mean he's just a little guy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[StickFigure]

Do they make sleeping bags big enough for Stick?

We had to zip two together.


Ender, at least my dream was real.

 

[theoak01]

My dream kicks the crap out of your dream.

your dream sucks to i miss everything

 

[75th]

Where the hell was I?

 

[Sassy69]

Did anyone wake up Oak yet?

 

[BUBBLES]

And where was I? hmmm???

 

[theoak01]

Did anyone wake up Oak yet?

nope they dont have any love for oaktown

 

[StickFigure]

Where the hell was I?

Well, the Looter did run through camp and steal our Heineken, that must have been you.

 

[Sassy69]

nope they dont have any love for oaktown

What were YOU dreaming about?

 

[Scotsman]

nope they dont have any love for oaktown

I'll give you a call to wake you up, no way in hell I would get near that demonic orgy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

What were YOU dreaming about?

you being in the tent next to me instead of that creepy ender

 

[StickFigure]

And where was I? hmmm???

That part of my dream is in BTS.


lol j/k!

How are ya?

 

[75th]

Well, the Looter did run through camp and steal our Heineken, that must have been you.

 

[Sassy69]

lol "creepy ender".

was I in or out of the sleeping bag?

 

[StickFigure]

you being in the tent next to me instead of that creepy ender

LMAO!!!

 

[EnderJE]

We had to zip two together.


Ender, at least my dream was real.

My was real-ish.

 

[theoak01]

lol "creepy ender".

was I in or out of the sleeping bag?

we zipped our sleeping bag together

 

[musclemom]

I'm mortally embarassed to confess to the last dream I clearly remember having ... it was beyond weird.

Uh, as an aside, why do I dream about having sex with hollywood celebrities I don't find sexually attractive AT ALL?!? Not even sort of slightly sexy???

 

[StickFigure]

OMG!!!!!!! No fuckin wqay! I amlaughing so harf I can barly type!!!

 

[EnderJE]

you being in the tent next to me instead of that creepy ender

Pfft....I prefer the term Canadian Helmet...

 

[Sassy69]

we zipped our sleeping bag together

Hey! Watch ur elbow in there buddy! Damn its hard to maneuver in a sleeping bag. Owwwwwch! FUG!



Hey Ender! Get your hand out of there!

 

[perkele]

Hey! Watch ur elbow in there buddy! Damn its hard to maneuver in a sleeping bag. Owwwwwch! FUG!



Hey Ender! Get your hand out of there!

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssassy!

 

[EnderJE]

Hey! Watch ur elbow in there buddy! Damn its hard to maneuver in a sleeping bag. Owwwwwch! FUG!

Hey Ender! Get your hand out of there!

If you say that Oak is nekkid too, then clearly my dream does not have enough knives.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm mortally embarassed to confess to the last dream I clearly remember having ... it was beyond weird.

Uh, as an aside, why do I dream about having sex with hollywood celebrities I don't find sexually attractive AT ALL?!? Not even sort of slightly sexy???

I'm afraid that if most people knew what I dreamed about I'd be under psychological supervision.

As for the hollywood thing I can't come up with anything that doesn't relate to Freud.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

Hey! Watch ur elbow in there buddy! Damn its hard to maneuver in a sleeping bag. Owwwwwch! FUG!



Hey Ender! Get your hand out of there!

lol sorry im bulking i take up alot of room.

and yes ender dont grab my ass cheek again

 

[Scotsman]

lol sorry im bulking i take up alot of room.

and yes ender dont grab my ass cheek again

Hey at least you can fit someone in the bag with you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

Hey at least you can fit someone in the bag with you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

for now,if i get any damn bigger ill have two zipped together for myself

 

[BUBBLES]

I had a dream too:

Ender JE had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Stickfigure and Hotzie, your neighbors from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Ender JE, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Stick is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...... be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Ender. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big men start to leave and stop. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

"Now that's really not a problem" says Ender, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

Don't much matter ..... just gonna be the three of us.


And that was my dream of Stick, Hotzie and Ender.

 

[theoak01]

I had a dream too:

Ender JE had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Stickfigure and Hotzie, your neighbors from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Ender JE, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Stick is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...... be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Ender. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big men start to leave and stop. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

"Now that's really not a problem" says Ender, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

Don't much matter ..... just gonna be the three of us.


And that was my dream of Stick, Hotzie and Ender.

your hilarious,please post more

 

[feisty11975]

Oh my goodness. Ender you crack me up!!

 

[Frisky]

Was the knife dull?

 

[StickFigure]

I had a dream too:

Ender JE had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Stickfigure and Hotzie, your neighbors from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Ender JE, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Stick is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...... be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Ender. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big men start to leave and stop. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

"Now that's really not a problem" says Ender, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

Don't much matter ..... just gonna be the three of us.


And that was my dream of Stick, Hotzie and Ender.

LMAO!!!

Bubbles, that was just wrong! Funny!! But very wrong! LOL!