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EF basketball pick-up game thread

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Alright, so here's the deal. You have two choose three males and two females for your 5on5 EF basketball team for the tournament.

Who would be your four teammates in a pickup game?

Traz - I couldn't see Traz missing one rebound. Plus, id just have to toss the ball up in the air, and he could slam it down into the hoop.

Jiggagold - For some reason I just have the wild idea jigga can sink 3's like its his job. Dude is already althetic from the baseball. I figure he'd be unstoppable.

Rachel - Rach is also athletic. I could see her stealing the ball plenty of times and scoring plenty of fastbreak pts.

Afeedz - she seems like she can make a few bank shots, and dribble well....

Myself - I can pass like the best, I'm fast, and smart. My shot isn't half bad either....

Think your team can beat mine???? We'd destroy all of EF!!!!
 
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I play 4 times a week with a bunch of homies at a community center. Me and maybe 2 other whiteys. The other guy is my boy. We both wet 3s and sometimes i ball down low or slash mostly. I got decent hops so i have to crash the boards unless we pick up abig man. Usually its some short chris paul wanna be.
 
I know jigga. I don't take a lot of shots unless i'm open. I'm more of like a Jason Kidd type.
 
Back in high school my 3 on 3 team won the championship as well. Back then I could do trick passes. lol
 
Super gay.

I'd probably pick mitch because he's like 7 ft tall even though he only weighs 200 lbs. He can be like EF Shawn Bradley.

dialtone because he's the black.

I'd put jigga but I don't think he's tall enough and he's not really black.

I feel like lambruh's inner wigger would make him decent.

All the girls here would be terrible. You could pick any of them and they'd all turnover the ball and all their shots would go over the backboard while shooting underhand.

I picture iggy the type to never pass the ball and take awful off balance shots he'll never make everytime he touches the rock.

I'm terrible at basketball, I wouldn't pick me. The only thing I can do is set screens, play hustle d and give hard fouls on people.


Thinking about it, everyone here is pretty short or average height. Almost every male I can think of on this forum is 5'8-5'9, maybe 5'10.
 
Lol @ I seem like I can make a few bank shots and dribble well.

You know what happened when we played basketball in "Team Sports" class in hs?

The first week we practiced i.e. Standing around throwing the ball in the hoop, I was awesome. I can't give you a % but everybody wanted me on their team. The next week we get in teams and start actually playing the game against each other, and I blow. The second I need to dribble down court or somebody gets defensive, Im useless. I was only good for anything if I happen to be wide open, like if nobody was in a few feet of me.

Thx for wanting me on your team though. Lol <3
 
calveless wonder said:
Super gay.

I'd probably pick mitch because he's like 7 ft tall even though he only weighs 200 lbs. He can be like EF Shawn Bradley.

dialtone because he's the black.

I'd put jigga but I don't think he's tall enough and he's not really black.

I feel like lambruh's inner wigger would make him decent.

All the girls here would be terrible. You could pick any of them and they'd all turnover the ball and all their shots would go over the backboard while shooting underhand.

I picture iggy the type to never pass the ball and take awful off balance shots he'll never make everytime he touches the rock.

I'm terrible at basketball, I wouldn't pick me. The only thing I can do is set screens, play hustle d and give hard fouls on people.


Thinking about it, everyone here is pretty short or average height. Almost every male I can think of on this forum is 5'8-5'9, maybe 5'10.
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WTfogglesticks!!


Im automatically a great athlete cause im teh blaque of course.

and probably one of the taller gals at almost 5'7

AND played in school girl's bb team in middle school, volleyball too

Played Tennis in HS. clearly im a superior athletic specimen.



that concludes my resume.
 
Played a few years of organized ball and could shoot fairly well, but have been away from it for years now.

On the flip side, I'm 6' 7" and can grab 3/4 of the way up the net to the rim while standing.

:Grin
 
lol @ anyone on this site outside RS, Cdub, Jig, Ig, Eb and myself even playing organized sports

Mixed Martial Arts people, EF = bar stool scrappers
 
AFeedz said:
^ that would make you the only qualified one of us, ebony. Represent. Lol
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pfft we should just team up against the guys and win. Every time they get ready to take a shot, we just flash em, and if they dont get distracted and look then we just convince them of how gay they are for duration of game.

lol

or we can just forget teh boys and go smoke ourselves into a potfog.
 
@Lambruh, Psh, I played softball for years, buddy. I just suck at organized sports that involve people being all up in my face.
 
*ebony* said:
pfft we should just team up against the guys and win. Every time they get ready to take a shot, we just flash em, and if they dont get distracted and look then we just convince them of how gay they are for duration of game.

lol

or we can just forget teh boys and go smoke ourselves into a potfog.
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Hahaha. In!
 
*ebony* said:
WTfogglesticks!!


Im automatically a great athlete cause im teh blaque of course.

and probably one of the taller gals at almost 5'7

AND played in school girl's bb team in middle school, volleyball too

Played Tennis in HS. clearly im a superior athletic specimen.



that concludes my resume.
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lmfao!!
 
*ebony* said:
WTfogglesticks!!


Im automatically a great athlete cause im teh blaque of course.

and probably one of the taller gals at almost 5'7

AND played in school girl's bb team in middle school, volleyball too

Played Tennis in HS. clearly im a superior athletic specimen.



that concludes my resume.
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Me too, I think you're one of my girls Ebs
In fact, I think we should go for an all-girl team.
I'd like p-sizzle, A-feedz and MetalMiltiaBabe to come on board too
Anyone else in?

Resume:
5'9" here- and not afraid to foul the teeny girls and guys
basketball, volleyball and track teams in school
currently on workplace beach volleyball team (lol)
 
Teh Jackets built in jet system allows for 2 added feet of vertical leap, and digital HUD display for 100% 3 point accuracy
 
PG - Me - obviously because im good at dribbling, passing, defense, 3's.
SG - SpektorAAA - my boy will not let you shoot, his D is too good. Also his rebounding is amazing
SF - SB - dude can just set screens for me, I think he would break the backboard if he tried to shoot.
PF - Pdaddy - tall rebounder, seems like a smart dude and talented and athletic as well, he has veins all over his arms so that automatically counts him in
C - Traz. Big mofo. I wouldnt let him do anything other than rebound and grab peoples hands when theyre shooting and arm wrestle them to the ground
 
trex74 said:
Me too, I think you're one of my girls Ebs
In fact, I think we should go for an all-girl team.
I'd like p-sizzle, A-feedz and MetalMiltiaBabe to come on board too
Anyone else in?

Resume:
5'9" here- and not afraid to foul the teeny girls and guys
basketball, volleyball and track teams in school
currently on workplace beach volleyball team (lol)
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in!!!

RottenWillow is badass too.
 
id have to nominate myself for center... i play in a league and average a double double every game. i can jump, im strong as fuck and much more mobile than i look. plus i have a mean drop step, inside jump hook and baseline fadeaway from the post that are all pretty hard to stop.


jusyt sayin
 
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