Eating snack cakes, more dangerous than smoking weed?

[rnch]

and, for me, more addictive than ganja.

 

[ortiz34]

F-ck that! My dad drank a fifth of gin a day and ate a box of little debbie oatmeal pies. He was an asshole and use to beat me and never was there for me.

snack cakes are to blame for all my daddy issues

 

[ortiz34]

He also use to pull the toilets all out of the house and eat tacos the night before
than go take a dump in them in our front lawn and light them on fire

snack cakes ruined my life

 

[skinsfan]

meh. Lets check back with the potheads and check back with me at the same ages, and I'll bet my life I'll be healthier.

New research shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may prevent the formation of deposits in the brain associated with the degenerative disease.

Researchers at the Scripps Research Institute in California found that marijuana's active ingredient, delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, can prevent an enzyme called acetylcholinesterase from accelerating the formation of "Alzheimer plaques" in the brain more effectively than commercially marketed drugs.

THC is also more effective at blocking clumps of protein that can inhibit memory and cognition in Alzheimer’s patients, the researchers reported in the journal Molecular Pharmaceutics.

The researchers said their discovery could lead to more effective drug treatment for Alzheimer’s, the leading cause of dementia among the elderly.



let's hope your not prone to alzheimer's.

 

[walliwalibus]

He also use to pull the toilets all out of the house and eat tacos the night before
than go take a dump in them in our front lawn and light them on fire

snack cakes ruined my life

Excellent post! I used to be addicted to snack cakes. When nobody was looking, I would bend down in my little cubical and grab a snack cake out of the hidden box under my small desk. To keep the paper from rattling so loud, I would use a red rag from the garage at home. I would take the biggest bite you could imagine. My habit started getting expensive. I was up to 2 dollars a day, and thats on the quarter snack oatmeal cream pie. Well, I got caught. I had some white stuff dangling around my mouth. OMG, they wanted to test me right there. I coouldn't believe that they were gonna test me for snack cakes on the job. But I had to take the test. I said OK, after lunch I will take the test. At lunch I ran to the snack head shop and got some product called fast cleanse. Sucked cuz it was in enima form. I took it those. But I failed the test anyway, because some white cream wasn't digested all the way and made its way to the test.

WTF did I just do?

 

[heatherrae]

F-ck that! My dad drank a fifth of gin a day and ate a box of little debbie oatmeal pies. He was an asshole and use to beat me and never was there for me.

snack cakes are to blame for all my daddy issues

That is really cool of you to mock me about something so personal. Sorry I shared any true information about myself. I guess I should just be a fake asshole like some posters on here and lie about everything being peachy, making 6 figures, and having a 10 inch c*ck.

 

[mrplunkey]

At least door-to-door mormons leave when you close the door in their face. It appears we have two evangelicals of our own here at EF.

 

[heatherrae]

At least door-to-door mormons leave when you close the door in their face. It appears we have two evangelicals of our own here at EF.

no doubt. They are equivalent to proslethizing by pinning their views to your forehead with an electric nailer at this point. If you disagree with them they start threads about you to mock you.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Get to the bottom of how much of the hidden, harmful fats lurk in your food
"These common foods most likely contain trans fats:
And any of food that list "partially hydrogenated oils" in the ingredients, such as: crackers, cake mixes, snack cakes, snack foods, chips, doughnuts, pie crusts, biscuits, breakfast cereals, frozen waffles, microwave popcorn, packaged cookies, and other baked and fried items."

"Trans fats may increase the risk of type 2 diabetes in women. In a 2001 study, researchers found that when women replaced 2% of the trans fats they ate with polyunsaturated fat, they dropped their risk of diabetes by 40%.

But for women, the risks don't end there. Trans fats may increase their risk of colon cancer, too. Researchers suspect that trans fatty acids are carcinogenic, but they need more proof to be sure. They do know from a recent study that high levels of dietary trans fats doubled the risk of colon cancer in menopausal women not on hormone replacement therapy.

Trans fats also have been implicated in developing breast cancer. A Dutch study suggests an association between the amount of trans fat stored in the body and the risks of the disease in women after menopause."

I think those goddamn transfats are responsible for the hardened chunks of fat that I feel under my skin. They kinda just attach to the normal fat and you can move them around. Great going nation of the fastest pace.

 

[ortiz34]

That is really cool of you to mock me about something so personal. Sorry I shared any true information about myself. I guess I should just be a fake asshole like some posters on here and lie about everything being peachy, making 6 figures, and having a 10 inch c*ck.

Things aren't always so peachy for me, I may make 6 figures, and my cawk is way shorter than 10 inches
I'm a grower

you are a great mom
and I think you are cool

but i just though it was insane, that you kinda blamed weed for your mothers insane behavior. However you noted she was an alcoholic. Booze makes people wacked
Not weed

Sorry if my parody humor offended you
it wasn't intended
I thought the board would lol their asses off



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