okay, of those three chicks on that show, these are the things I wanted to do while I sat there and whacked off to them puking up egg whites.
The chick with the huge melons:
I want to tear off her shirt, cut her pants off with safety scissors, and slice open those fake tits with a bowie knife and then force feed them to her from behind while I assfuck her.
If she doesn't choke on the mammoth bags of saline, then I'd gut her and wear her intestines like a hat. A wet, warm, stench covered, red hat.
The Asian bitch:
I'd pull her pants down and then hang her by her ankles from ceiling rafters. I'd duct tape her eyes so tightly shut that were she to live through the rape that she is about to endure, she'd never see again anyway. I'd pound her in the ribs like she was a slab of beef and I was Rocky in some pathetic sequel. After she stopped her muffled cries of discomfort, I'd stick my fist up her cunt and see if I could give her a barehanded hysterectomy.
Failing that, I'd slide 12" of a large diameter pvc pipe in her ass and fill her with tapioca pudding - then I'd cut her down from the rafter and jump up and down on her stomach, watching the pudding spray out from her inflamed ass, covering the nearby camera crew that stands there slack jawed and slightly aroused.
The mom:
I'd dig a ditch 8 feet long and 3 feet deep and fill it with cockroaches, broken beer bottles, and 53lbs of rock salt. Then I'd strip her naked, kick her teeth out, and then push her into that ditch and fuck her more roughly than she's ever been fucked.
If she for some reason didn't scream, then I'd press her face down into the glass and fist her ass while holding a phillips head screwdriver sideways.
Then maybe I'd get some lunch. Like a steak and cheese sandwhich.
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