E.F.L.A. Members - A Message

[havoc]

Since all of you are the products of lower class inbreeding I will take it easy on you for now. The main message of G.A.Y.L.A. is that the mods basically abuse their moderator status engaging in activities such as taking sides, ganging up, power trips and for some, moonlighting as a fire hydrant complete with a "Roadmap to Gayness" endorsed by the pride of Pratt street. Now don't get me wrong, I couldnt give a gibbon's malignant left testicle about your semen soaked sob story, I just felt like verbally lynching you into the days of actual reality due to the fact that this is cyber land, who cares what some gay mods or those with the IQ of Astro from the Jetsons actions are, does not matter I promise. You guys are more dense than the Crocodile Dundee pants your wearing, thinking that your ploy is going to accomplish anything makes about as much sense as Gary Coleman in a Lakers uniform. I havent read this much bitching and moaning about posts being edited or deleted in a long time. I swear you guys must have barked up every fucking tree in the elite neighborhood, now of course I'm exlcuding the one tree supporting the E.F.L.A. treehouse where the nightly bingo club is held, where you play for glow in the dark rubbers and free ice cream passes that some of you orally persuaded right out of your gym teachers pants, along with his balls and a half dozen STD's. To sum it up I will use a verse from Tribe Called Quests 2nd album "The Low End Theory", its Phife's words:
Take the contact out of your eye
Your far from looking fly
You get an E for effort
NT for Nice Try

Implying that you folks should give it up. peace to all

 

[pauly]

FYI -- NT stands for Nekkid Time for me n Azia.

 

[WODIN]

JOIN R.E.F.E.R! NOW!!!!

 

[vixenbabe]

Sign up for Havoc's "cause" and get one of these for membership...He'll even sign it for you!

 

[havoc]

Listen, you fuckin' fat slice of poo cheese, if you believe that you'll hobble out of this thread receiving anything less than a dirty sanchez and a running donkey punch you're wrong again, you one boobed oinker. I'll slap you so fucking hard the entire contents of your flounder factory will drop into your skiddy pampers three times over, you one bit street slob. You're still my adultery fantasy though, peace

 

[vixenbabe]

I love when you talk" dirty sanchez" to me...

 

[Y_lifter]

Dude, you shold forward that to a Saudi Satellite channel as your JIHAD statement.

 

[havoc]

And I have always appreciated the porn you send to me every Wednesday at 9:00am central time, oh shit I got mail. peace

 

[supersizeme]

every time i look at your avatar i can't help but wonder if Zak's thrashing and flailing around because you are tonguing his asshole at the moment. would you care to comment on this once you are finished stirring up your ejaculate flavored kool-aid? corey feldman has agreed to join EFLA so you can just step the fuck off for a while before we get corey haim up in this bitch, too.

 

[havoc]

You dumb honky from Dallas, that Avatar is Bob Marley not De La Rocha, tell Wodin to stop shooting mayo darts into your eyes or adjust your 80 's Oaklies for some better depth perception ass turnip. peace

 

[WODIN]

*Gets popcorn*

 

[supersizeme]

look i knew that was bob marley. i knew that shit. so did.
now back to why you are a gay ass pirate, mr crotchless workout shorts. "oops i forgot to wear underwear underneath again" you say as your anus-stained cock swings around with a purpose while spotting Jorge doing good mornings in the power rack. if you were any more gay you would actually flip the gay meter and come out on the extreme hetero side, you nancified mafugga. if you would like to line up for more verbal beratement i'll be happy to dish it out like the social workers who serve your homeless, smack addicted mother soup every morning and afternoon.

 

[The Shadow]

look i knew that was bob marley. i knew that shit. so did.
now back to why you are a gay ass pirate, mr crotchless workout shorts. "oops i forgot to wear underwear underneath again" you say as your anus-stained cock swings around with a purpose while spotting Jorge doing good mornings in the power rack. if you were any more gay you would actually flip the gay meter and come out on the extreme hetero side, you nancified mafugga. if you would like to line up for more verbal beratement i'll be happy to dish it out like the social workers who serve your homeless, smack addicted mother soup every morning and afternoon.

NICE!!!

 

[havoc]

You fucking shark ass biting, copy-cat motherhuncher, stealing my shit bitch, make up your own flames, some of your shit is harder to follow than a Zulu tribalman after eating a bag of dayquil, gettin flamed by you is like getting a foot rub but with less friction. Just when I started to think you could manage a decent flame you come equipped with some pullups and a shock collar, go back to shitting all over your playpen and digging through your neighbors compost pile monkey sniffer. You've assumed more positions than a daycare Gumby and packed more chocolate than Willy Wonka, ya Oompaloomp sausage nosed Alpha Queer gimp. Now that I've popped your wobbly grinning clown head more times than a Down's tard cranking a Jack in the Box and slapped you so hard you thought you wanted a woman, skip your skinny Tudy Limpwrist charcter the fuck out of here, stage right, like your earring.

 

[supersizeme]

LOL...that gumby shit was good.

did i snag one of your flames? i came up with all that shit just sitting here so if i ripped something other than a new asshole for you it was completely unintentional.

 

[havoc]

I've used the soup kitchen shit before, but your shit was solid my Texas honky, stick to practicing your times tables on your calculator watch, now I stole one. peace

 

[supersizeme]

ah well shit totally had no idea you used that before. we are thinking alike it seems, i hope this doesn't mean i'm gay too.

 

[THE STEEL BEAST]

HAVOC,
I WILL ADDRESS ALL OF YOUR CONCERNS AND ISSUES IN MY UPCOMING PRESS CONFERENCE AND OPEN FORUM FOR DISCUSSION AT 4 PM EASTERN TIME.

THANKS
TSB
COMMANDER IN CHIEF

 

[mdd]

lol


let's see a member roster

 

[Checkmatebloated]

Getto Drug! You better step of my Dallas brother!

 

[havoc]

Alright Steel, I'm setting my watch. peace