dylangemelli apreciation thread.

[muscleaddiction]

Also known as "the most interesting man in the world", Dylan is formulating his own protein that tastes like Dos Equis.

Lol...now that is fucking funny!!!

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[bigbassturd]

I know Dylan outside of EF and will tell you he's not only a very intelligent and helpful bro here, he's a good guy and friend in real life. The guy goes out of his way to help others achieve their goals, and what noone has mentioned here is that he's not paid for it here. He could be spending his time somewhere else, but he's always here dealing out free solid advice and helping everyone from the newest to the oldest members

 

[RickRock13]

I also heard that once Dylan moved away from his home state of Hawaii, property value declined 30% there. Plane tickets to Hawaii can also be had for half price now

 

[RickRock13]

Uranus' 13th moon was named "gemellius" in his honor

 

[RickRock13]

Dylan routinely visits needy families and washes their laundry on his abs to save them money on electricity

 

[RickRock13]

Dylan's treadmill at his gym is specially equipped with a generator underneath it that powers the entire facility while he runs on it.

 

[bigbassturd]

I heard Dylan once was bitten by a shark a mile off the coast, so he drank Nolvadex to clot the blood and swam back to shore holding his leg in his hand.

Than he went to the gym.

 

[Gorilla-Pharma]

I heard Dylan planted the Total Gym idea in the mind of Texas Ranger.

Even heard the promo video's were Dylans body with Chuck's head.

 

[bigbassturd]

I heard Dylan planted the Total Gym idea in the mind of Texas Ranger.

Even heard the promo video's were Dylans body with Chuck's head.

It's true. Dylan's agent confirmed allegations that Norris couldn't afford to have both Dylan's face and body in the same infomercial, so they used Chuck's ugly mug and D's body.

 

[wootoom]

Never heard of him...lol he's a good bro!