dumping her

[deadcactus]

my beautiful gf blew a fart in my face while I was eating her. The stench stayed in my sheets for 2 days. Now I cant even look at her straight!!!!!!!!!!..........
I am dumping her........any gf of mine has to know how to controlled her ass!
Am I being to extreme?!?!?!?!

 

[MommaKin]

are you being too exterem? well, it depends on how hot she is.....i'd have to see a pic to say for sure..preferably of her ass

 

[deadcactus]

ok, here you go...be the judge yourself...she has a sweet ass ..i give her that

 

[doc_pup]

If you don't want her, i'm sure i could find some use for her

 

[deadcactus]

jejejeejje not a chance in the world doc........thinking about it...she sucks on command, he ass is open 24/7...hmmm looks like I have to get over it....jejejejejje

 

[69Muscle]

Let it go dude, it just makes it that much easier for when you have to rip one at night. Just say, "hey you did it in my face!"



Then try fisting her, chicks dig that.

 

[deadcactus]

good advice 69muscle!

 

[MommaKin]

o my, I like your advice

Let it go dude, it just makes it that much easier for when you have to rip one at night. Just say, "hey you did it in my face!"



Then try fisting her, chicks dig that.

 

[Honeynut]

She was probably enjoying it so much, she relaxed into it and let it slip. Who cares, just laugh. You're both human.

 

[Binky]

The real problem isn't that she let loose
and farted while you were munching her this time.

It's what may happen in the future now
that it's established that she is rectally careless.....
The big problem will be when she let's go when she's
having a BIG orgasm and shit's herself and you.
Then you've got a big mess to deal with...Pun intended!
It's your call, but I'd keep a snorkel handy....and baby wipes.

 

[doc_pup]

I should go into relationship counseling, as soon as i bring up hittin that ass myself, you decide to keep her, you'll be getting my bill within the week

 

[the nature boy]

here is how you get your revenge......

There is a move (someone else posted it) called the Dizzy Gillespie. Here's how it goes...

have her lie on her back and get on top of her and put your ass over her face. Let a fart rip directly into her mouth, causing her cheeks to blow up like the famous jazz musician.


Here's a picture of what her cheeks should look like.

 

[Captain_insano]

here is how you get your revenge......

There is a move (someone else posted it) called the Dizzy Gillespie. Here's how it goes...

have her lie on her back and get on top of her and put your ass over her face. Let a fart rip directly into her mouth, causing her cheeks to blow up like the famous jazz musician.


Here's a picture of what her cheeks should look like.

Nice visual

 

[studly1]

here is how you get your revenge......

There is a move (someone else posted it) called the Dizzy Gillespie. Here's how it goes...

have her lie on her back and get on top of her and put your ass over her face. Let a fart rip directly into her mouth, causing her cheeks to blow up like the famous jazz musician.


Here's a picture of what her cheeks should look like.

lol

 

[frorider6]

Dump her. Chicks suck.

edited to add - Fro is having chick problems right now and his opinion might be slightly biased