Dumbasses at the Gym

[WolfPack Charlie]

I gotta rant about these couple of f'in goons at the gym. The first one is this guy who is about 6'1" with no muscle tone, no definition, mostly just bf. So I'm doing alternating curls and I look over and see him doing 70 lb concentration curls. Awesome, right? WRONG!!! Dude has the top part of his thigh halfway down his forearm, mind you, his elbow is then way above the thigh and he's using his lower arm as a lever, and rocking the shit out of his body while doing it. What a tool, did I mention his attire consists of sweatpants pulled halfway down his boxers? What a tool. Then my fave, this guy comes in, bands around the top of his bicepts like the ultimate warrior, loads a 45 plate on each side of the cambered bar and proceeds to do preacher curls with it. Only problem is, his ass only touches the seat when he swings the weight back up. He does a set of 8, then talks to this chick for about 10 minutes, and starts the whole cycle over!! Damn I hate that shit, if you wanna show off, look like you know what you're doing!

 

[wtlftr]

i do concentration curls with 110' the same way. I guess I am wrong. LOL

 

[supersizeme]

lol the bands around the biceps is greatness. you almost hope they have fringe or something hanging off them.

i have the 70lb db curler in my gym as well, except he gets a bench and sets it up at like a 45 degree incline, then does preacher-style half curls on it. then he leaves his equipment on that bench and does actual preacher curls on the preacher curl bench for a while. i saw him once have to confront a guy who was trying to use the bench that he left his shit on and hadn't even been near it in 5 minutes. he was all, "no man i'm using that." in fact that's honestly the only thing i've ever seen him do in the gym - preacher curl stuff. when he's not curling he's standing around wearing too much cologne talking to people.

 

[NiteOwl]

My absolute favorite is a guy I call "No Results Man". Been going to my gym for at least 6 years, and is the same 5'11" 225 lb overweight turd, with a huge pot belly. He is the king of the quarter rep. He loads up 250 lbs on the flat bench machine, and lets it come back no more than 4" and thrusts mightily to full extension. He gets on the leg press machine and puts 5 plates per side and again, lets it down no more than 4" - barely more than a calf raise. He is even funnier on the eliptical machine. Goes for like 45 min a clip, but on level 2. Dude doesnt even break a sweat. What a helmet...

 

[string_bean00]

What a helmet...

LMAO!

 

[dave smith]

That story is funny. I swear, If I did'nt have a computer I would spend all my free time at the gym laughing at those dumbasses. It's a F'ing joke these days.

 

[jerkbox]

you shoulda seen the guidos in my gym tonight......sportin the highlights and gold chains.....apprently they didn't know the meaning of the words "correct form"....fucking tools.....

nothing like bouncing dumbells off your chest while you butt is in the air when you're doin incline presses.....

 

[Sub-Zero]

im probably one of the newbies you guys laugh at

but i do try and keep as good form as possible, even if the women are doing more weight than me

 

[sconoscuito]

there should be one official thread that bashes the newbies at the gym

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I wear a handband to the gym. Would you guys laugh at me?

 

[cccp]

this guy who is about 6'1" with no muscle tone, no definition, mostly just bf. So I'm doing alternating curls and I look over and see him doing 70 lb concentration curls. Awesome, right? WRONG!!! Dude has the top part of his thigh halfway down his forearm, mind you, his elbow is then way above the thigh and he's using his lower arm as a lever, and rocking the shit out of his body while doing it. What a tool, did I mention his attire consists of sweatpants pulled halfway down his boxers? What a tool.

dude stop looking at me. i see you there all the time, checking me out and stuff. : rainbow man.

 

[sweed]

lets see what happened tonight... I got a couple of friends... everytime time i look over at them, they are yappin away..I dont evern hav to look up sumtimes I can hear this kid. Also funny , when the guys roll up there shirts and flex in front of the mirror, or they lift up there shirt to show off there skinny ass abs . oooo, tough guy. Monday night is Amatuer Night.. Everyone is in theree benching, or doing arms. Then you dont see them for the rest of the week.. I can go on and on.. funny shit.

Sublime- dont worry about the weight.. form first then the weight brother!

 

[PBR]

Then there's the guy who is always "Dogin Ya"...you know-where he is always watching how much weight you are using and what lifts your doing...and then follows you at a distance trying to match what you did or add more weight while he's looking at you, saying, " ya I can do that buddy"....I love going to pulldowns and leaving 270# on there and watching guys follow me around...fuckers

 

[sweed]

Then there's the guy who is always "Dogin Ya"...you know-where he is always watching how much weight you are using and what lifts your doing...and then follows you at a distance trying to match what you did or add more weight while he's looking at you, saying, " ya I can do that buddy"....I love going to pulldowns and leaving 270# on there and watching guys follow me around...fuckers

fuckers

 

[WolfPack Charlie]

Ok, I just got back from the gym, and to add to the list....young punk ass bitch talkin on his cell phone while sitting on the inclined sit-up bench. Dude gets up and has his sweat pants pulled down so that the back is below his ass cheeks, with a plain white t-shirt pulled way down. Then there's the married guy who has jeans and a sweatshirt on. His wife is fat and ugly as sin dipped in misery with a slice of swiss cheese, and he's doing chest. He is using the hammer strength presses, gets up and walks to the other side of the gym towards the mirror and the whole time he is making his pecs move....what a tool. Dude, anyone with pec muscles can do that. I honestly saw this guy practicing some sort of martial arts between sets staring into the mirror!! Why can you not just kill people anymore???

 

[whatchutalkinboutwillis]

originally posted by wolfpack charlie= "Why can you not just kill people anymore???"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[150shot]

I have to add here the fat pot belly people wearing those under armour shirts that wrap around their rolls....geez and they think they look buff....

 

[FitFossil]

... and ugly as sin dipped in misery with a slice of swiss cheese...

 

[hardrock]

SAw some kid trying a 5 rep last night. He'd get a good 3 inch bounce off his chest everytime. I could practicallty feel his sternum cracking.

 

[WolfPack Charlie]

That's almost as good as going down just enough to make your elbows bend, then back up.

 

[onebigab]

I have to add here the fat pot belly people wearing those under armour shirts that wrap around their rolls....geez and they think they look buff....

It holds the fat together.