FreakMonster said:
It doesn't matter how drunk you are. Do you know that you have the right to ask for your lawyer to be present during any testing?
Why wouldn't you exercise this right? Believe it or not cops lie to make their cases stronger. I've seen it first hand when my buddy was arrested for a DUI. He maybe had 2 drinks and was completely sober but when I read the police report a couple days later it was nothing but lies to make him look drunker than he really was.
I've had them lie on one of my police reports too. They did it because they wanted to nail my roommate and another friend who wouldn't let them search our apartment in order to look for me. I actually never was in the apartment- instead, I was running around in the bushes and shit like a crazed maniac. But hell, the po-po thought my buds were really hiding me or they didn't like their attitudes, or both, and on the police report they put words in my mouth and quoted me as saying, "When we apprehended Casavant [on the other side of the apartment complex, nowhere near my place, in the middle of a dense stand of trees and brush] and asked him where he had been hiding during the time we were looking for him, he admitted that he had been hiding in his apartment." That was the gist of it, anyway. Total bullshit. But that didn't stop the cops from getting arrest warrants a couple days later for both of them on a charge of "Hendering Apprehension". They even (but not surprisingly) went to one's workplace and arrested him right there. It costs more to defend yourself than it does to pay the several hundred dollar fine for something like that, and they know it. So my buddies got fucked. They actually
did get legal representation and try to fight it on principle because it was a bullshit charge, but in the end the fucking lazy ass lawyers went for a plea bargain and said that was the best they could do. As a result, my friends got to pay both the lawyers and the shit ass police department. Luckily, they didn't hold it against me for starting all the shit by turning into a raging lunatic at a titty bar, and we're still very good friends.
But yeah, I believe cops lie. Hell yeah. It doesn't surprise me one bit. I hear ya- anyone who thinks that shit goes down on the street just like it's written in the law books is either incredibly naive or incredibly delusional. I honestly wonder how the cops would react if you asked for a lawyer on the spot. I think I know the answer though... they'd cuff you and stuff you in the car and file a report that claimed you made no such request, and it would be their word against yours. Two sober peace officers trying to protect the populace against your deviant drunk ass, or whatever they made it out to sound like.
Well fuck it, I'm rambling. This shit is old news for me anyway.